What a glorious day. My beloved government keepers electronically transferred $2,400 into my bank account today as my reward (aka bribe) to stay calm and allow more of my freedoms and liberties to be destroyed permanently. Trust Big Brother.
Should I be thrilled and overjoyed, thanking Trump and Mnuchin for giving me back a fraction of the hundreds of thousands of dollars I’ve paid in taxes over the last 40 years?
I wonder if the ignorant masses will wonder how a government which purposely cut their revenue stream (individual & corporate taxes) can then turn around and spend $2.2 trillion they don’t have.
Don’t worry, be happy. Just keep your mouth shut and accept your pittance. Didn’t you see Trump’s press conference yesterday. He’s partnering with Wall Street bankers and mega-corporation CEOs to open up our economy. Be thankful these wise, thoughtful, empathetic men have your best interest at heart. So shut the fuck up and be happy the stock market is within 5% of its all-time high again. That must mean all is well for the little people. Right?
So it goes.
What are you going to do with your government bribe?
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal
-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Logic and critical thought are no longer necessary in America. Just get your free stuff and money and carry on.
‘Tis better to be a parasite than a producer since a decade or so. The farce of institutionalized ‘culture’ is still not discovered. Mooooo!
baaah!
The Battle Cry of the Republic was not always
“We are sheeple, watch us obey.”
Only a patriarchal, sexist government would assume the man is the head of the household….smh. If my wife and my check does not come separate, I’m sending it back. Down with the man.
Flash, did you file a joint income tax return? That is the basis for whether your check will be individual or combined.
I’m sorry the tongue in cheek went over your head. I’ll leave the * this is a gag tag next time.
10-4, flash
What is 10-4? Joe Biden a year from now makes more sense than unmitigated flash today. Gobbledygook is not wit. It’s not sarcasm. It’s stillborn cut-and-paste reflection of things not understood.
“What is 10-4?”
radio communications shorthand. 10-1 means bad reception, “ten-two” means good reception, “ten-four” means I hear and acknowledge agreement, etc. trucker cb talk, “ten-four good buddy.”
Ok, cummer
“What is 10-4?”
5 by 5
10-4=6 unless you are 51-50
In your whole fucking life you never heard the term 10-4 and didn’t know what it implied??? really? Fucking idiot.
I think 10/4 means roger copy while 5×5 means loud and clear, they are two different things.
You wife doesn’t have a name?
Getting organized to pull them out of their positions of authority from the top down is in order. How violent it gets is up to them.
Here is an interview of Harry Vox explaining the current situation in 2014, warning what was coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0JoQXRStU&feature=youtu.be
Cuckservatives, if they fight, will fight for narrative fragments they don’t understand. They are in no way interested in fighting now. Do not stand shoulder to shoulder with these domesticated dopes. Let them fight with their kind in their own way. Hope they subhumans thin themselves so much a mop up operation presents itself.
Ok, cummer.
Farmers are exempt from the stimulus so I’ll just pretend and say-
Roll of plastic for the new greenhouse
Mill ash logs for new floor in the cottage
Seed/bulbs
U-joints for the gator
a dozen cases of motor oil and filters for the vehicles and tractors, belts, spark plugs, fuses
Some extra chains for the chain saws, a couple of cases of chain saw oil, parts
Stockpile some coffee beans
replacement pumps for the solar thermal system just in case
New pair of work boots
case of toothbrushes
Couple of hundred pounds of salt
Rolls of vacuum sealer material
Silver
At least you’re getting the full $2400 for married couples–mine will be $1650 since my adjusted federal income was >$150k.
Now be a good boy and buy some toilet paper and clorox wipes!
Calculator here (although I hate to be promoting the Washington Compost):
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/business/coronavirus-stimulus-check-calculator/
Wondered where she was hiding these past weeks. Is that other freezer for baby parts?
There are three freezers, one for the ice cream, one for the baby parts and the other freezer keeps her crypt soil at just the right temperature for her nightly hibernations.
Pretty sure she sleeps during the day.
When she’s not slurping booze out of a baby’s bottle.
By the looks of it she never sleeps.
Fresh adrenochrome.
Since I’m going to be back in the “Army” (Free Shit) can I be at least a brigadier general, with a posting as attaché to someplace like Switzerland, Thailand or Brazil?
“can I be at least a brigadier general”
no, you’re a draftee.
That time was the last time, no?
OK, OK, I’ll settle to be a commodore in the F. S. Navy. A freedom of navigation cruise around those dangerous waters about Bora Bora and the Cook Islands would suit me fine.
“no, you’re a draftee.” Can still go AWOL though.
Gold chain for your crack dealin’ getup is one star. One of those stupid fedoras with the chain is two stars. Gold chain, stupid fedora, curb feelers on the BMW, or if “old school” an El Dorado is three stars. Gold chain, stupid hat, curb feelers, and bitches and ho’s is four star full General. Five star Supreme Allied Commander of FSA has all the above, Beyonce, Jay Z and Oprah as regular guests and is an ordained minister.
Dayum; HR been hangin in da Hood wiff noin da ranks so good an sheitt.
Word to your mother (accompanied by strange signals made with hand that supposedly mean something.)
If I get a check, and not sure, but if I do then I will do what they would not want me to do with it and buy either Gold, Silver, Bitcoin or a new firearm, perhaps a nice 1911, o and a case of wet dog food because it is not just about me
“and a case of wet dog food because it is not just about me”
(laughing)
Can’t have too many nice 1911’s. The Ruger SR1911 Doug Koenig model looks very nice. The new Ruger Custom Shop 10/22 competition looks amazing as does the Super GP100 with 8 shots in .357 and 9mm. Might be able to get the 10/22 and the GP100 10 shot .22 revolver for the $1,200. So many guns, so little time. Forget Bitcoin.
Right about bitcoin. If you have to go through the net to get your money it’s not money.
If you have to go through the net to get your money it’s not your money.
Fixed it for you.
Nope. It was intended as written. If you have to go through the net to get your gold out of your ETF it’s not gold.
100. I win.
“What are you going to do with your government bribe?”
Get some Parkerized steel.
The “check” was a deposit to a joint account. To me, it was a refund.
“To me, it was a refund”
actually, it’s not. it’s more debt.
aka high interest loan
Debt implies a future action, what is the right word when that future action is openly omitted.
“what is the right word when that future action is openly omitted”
tribute, I think.
Scam?
At least you got some of your money back. No Trumpbux for us.
I lucked out. 2018 was when I sold the Wildwood condo at a huge capital loss, so my AGI was the lowest ever. That condo is the gift that keeps on giving.
Who said this is a one time payment? By the time the NWO usual suspects are done, and including hyper USD, we should get payments equaling more than you ever paid in income tax in your entire lifetime. You won’t get much in value for the payments over the next couple years(?) but this won’t be a one time payment.
So you are saying I should buy a new wheelbarrow to save the back later on?
Admin, I bet you miss your neighbors, don’t you?
I’m a Canuck so I don’t get that free shit. Canada is every bit as stupid, though. We’re giving many of our newly unemployed people more money than they got working, which means none of them will want to go back to work; indeed they’d be idiots to go back to a job that pays less than they get sitting on their asses. How about that for stunningly stupid public policy?
Its fucked here… good and hard!
RiNS- I’ve read some draconian articles about Canukistan in the last week or two. Whutup with the Boy Wonder and the Canuck club members? You are getting it dry.
Not even a reach around this time!
“How about that for stunningly stupid public policy?”
The only thing stupider is believing the winning strategy of your enemy is stupid. You fucks are as dumb as a box of rocks. This is about you not not about you. You are not part of something greater than yourself. Stupid is believing otherwise.
Are you peyote again? I didn’t understand that gibberish at all.
“The only thing stupider is believing the winning strategy of your enemy is stupid”
word. realizing that people are not stupid is a big wake-up call.
if you’ve ever used a dollar, then you’ve participated in its theft, yes.
it’s all about getting you working for them. it’s their religion. they don’t do anything themselves – if you don’t do it, then it doesn’t get done. so whatever you accuse them of doing, actually, it’s you.
ATN ThOR 4…
We got $3900. That is half of what I made last year! Those fools, I am just going to use it to make myself more self sufficient.
The bribe is not legally severable. Take the money because you loose the freedom regardless. Moving on without the love of all my detractors. Loiter in the problem analysis, guys. You so smart to me.
“Take the money because you loose the freedom regardless”
true. but for moral people, participation counts.
Take the money and run …
If you don’t somebody else will and for now it’s not worth quibbling over . A trillion here a trillion there with $250 plus quadrillions leveraged against the real property and everything nailed down or not ,WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE NOW ?, a quote from the Hillarymonster !
As the powers that be stick a butterfly bandaid on a sucking chest wound we are still bleeding out !
Blow it on hookers and beer or bourbon and a couple ribeyes . I’ll be on my high ground grilling and judging the distance not the noise .
Besides aren’t school teachers still being paid why not us LMAO
We’re standing neck deep in a sewage tank on a smoke break. soon the guy with the whip will announce “Breaks over, back on your hands”.
I hope everyone here realizes we won’t be Kept Women for long. Our replacements are waiting.
Wouldn’t it be incredibly devious if said virus that kills mostly boomers was created to get rid of same so the younger remainders wouldn’t have a clue about anything but what they were programmed with?
Not the vid I was looking for but it’ll do. There goes my reputation.
That ‘Charlie’ thing above….That’s a joke, right? Right? PLEASE let that be a joke…..
I think it is a joke, but I’m not positive.
Obviously a joke. The writer wrote very intelligently, too intelligently to spend all her money on Sanders. Leftists are parasites. Why send more than $20 in financial shape as described?
Bernie promised him the job of Weed Commissar.
Trump has decimated the white working class, but you know he might manage to get 15% of the black vote. Worth it?
If I get a check I might buy a good quality rifle & scope to replace one of the ones that sank in the boating accident. That mail order Italian Carcano with the junky 22 scope dont shoot well enough to hit 400 yd. targets.
A crisis is too good to waste. Trump can now become the FSA baby-daddy. Obama phone? Hold my beer.
I’m still waiting for Admin to be so impressed with one of my comments that he makes it a post. Heh.
EC- I’m getting one of those walk-in jacuzzi tubs with the jets that massage your legs and feet with my ($2000) FSA checks. If Trump gets me one of those fancy tubs, I may even break down and vote in the next election.
This reset and FSA transition plan ain’t all bad……MAGA!
Break down and vote, it’s done by mail now. Trump, baby! Actually, it’s always been Trump. I’m still pissed off about the Harry Reid/Obama bullshit regarding the immigration reform they couldn’t pass in eight years but a multi trillion dollar heist in less than one month? Shit yeah, we can do that.
Set yourself up with a jacuzzi tub also El, the sky is the limit . If you can dream it, Trump will deliver…..ain’t it grand EC?
A Jacuzzi is a threat to the lungs, the steam thereof is not conducive to longevity. My buddy said it’s the dissolved minerals and metals in the water that will fuck you up. Caveat emptor.
Tongue planted firmly in cheek amigo. 🙂
What kind of country puts you out of business that you slaved to build, then throws you an offering of chump change? Hotel concerns are getting a huge bail out…..now how many hotels does El Presidente have??
People are too dumb now to even get mad.
Hedge funds are filing for SBA bailouts and still they don’t get mad. Hedge Funds, those guys whose prospectus says they are going to take high risks for high gains are applying for SBA funds the the corner pizza joint owner can’t get.
Flea- Talked to a client today he has 4 employees left out of 15. He understands he won’t survive this shutdown, felt sorry for the guy. He could restart his business again someday but the future does not bode well for him. Unemployment promises double the income that the small to midsize businesses were paying, good luck getting them back if they reopen. What a friggin mess.
What is the future Flea? Just megacorporations and UBI for everyone?
BL.
I’m dead serious when I say Feudalism. I follow the money and anything else is just an adjunct. The process of bankrupting small to midsize companies is still going on. When it’s impossible to recover they will either fold or bought up and turned into franchises the owners can lease back just like they bought up and leased back houses to the former owners. Any others taking bailout money will be controlled by the Feds.
Coming inflation will reduce wages to Chinese levels.
Now we have to follow the money. The Fed and Treasury have merged but unlike the MSM party line the president did not end the Fed. Who owns the Federal Reserve? We know who. Who owns the U.S. Govt.? Same people who own the Fed. The Blue Bloods.
We are not, contrary to common belief that is continually repeated, Fascist. There is no melding or marriage of Govt. and Business. Everything now is owned by the Banking Cabal and their cronies or Counts and Barrons landed Gentry. The alleged Technocracy is a diversion or deception. They are also owned and controled by the Kabbalist Bankers Who get their orders from an even Higher rank. Everyone is waiting for the ashes to settle before the Phoenix rises when in actuality it is rising simultaneously with the destruction. I suspect they will lift some of the quarantine to act as Prozac or Oxy to the masses but now all the infastructure and laws and regulations are in place to resume it anytime. Next to come are the Bolshevik armies of useless eaters and usefull idiots fully backed by the U.S. Govt.
I can’t disagree with anything you stated Flea. We are truly fuk’d and it may never be the same in our lifetime.
You materialistic goober, you’re what’s wrong with America.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/8/house-votes-favor-illegal-immigrant-voting/?fbclid=IwAR122kiKkKgS2tKuO9Zc2C-Pf3E2DxlpzJuWURXhZiSor1LxvvLWyzWnv80
https://www.wbko.com/content/news/Kentucky-lawmakers-override-veto-of-voter-ID-measure-569658551.html
https://dailycaller.com/2020/04/15/los-angeles-illegal-alien-card-coronavirus/
We’ve donated our $2400 bribe to the county food bank. They’re overwhelmed.