WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

I have a feeling that elephant really wishes it could forget.

Some people just have a knack of turning everything into a party! Glass half full type of guy.

Can’t figure out why this mask smells so funny…

Oh geez, I think the tin foil hat guys have turned into Saran Wrap guys during this pandemic.

Protect yourself from Coronavirus and the murder hornets. Is this a win-win or a lose-lose?

Me when I finally have to put on my real clothes after the quarantine

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Must be Burt Reynolds or something.

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I feel like I’m catching a glimpse of something naughty here. Like a wardrobe malfunction titty pop out. When in fact, even though your whole thing you got going on is one big wardrobe malfunction, it’s just some back titty. Disappointing.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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7 Comments
lamont cranston
lamont cranston
May 23, 2020 9:59 am

Bet ya the 1st one will be required at all home games in Tuscaloosa.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
May 23, 2020 11:16 am

I gues I’ll have to man up and take # 6 & 8 now that Tampa has taken the Cure.

SeeBee
SeeBee
May 23, 2020 12:48 pm

It’s the first time ever, I can applaud the people of Walmart. The mask wearing is one of the most dehumanizing, ridiculous, placebo, mark of idiocy, fearmongering tactics of this entire charade. And from what I see, no sign of abating. In fact, I see people doubling down with gloves and terror in their eyes. I try to be understanding and forgiving….but it is getting very difficult.

22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon KJV Bible-Critic
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon KJV Bible-Critic
May 23, 2020 12:51 pm

9 out of 10 were wearing masks today in NH Wally World, a noticeable increase over the last couple weeks.

The virtue-signaling fix is in.

SeeBee
SeeBee

Oh Lord! Not there too!

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
May 23, 2020 3:40 pm

The guy in Saran wrap reminded me of a local nut case. The guy always wore seven sets of clothes and what looked like a turban beehive on his head. He was afraid of UV or signals from space, just nutty stuff. Poor fucker fell in the river one day and the seven sets of clothes immediately soaked and took him under. Very sad situation.

SeeBee
SeeBee
  Harrington Richardson
May 23, 2020 6:07 pm

Maybe the poor chap wasn’t such a nut case.