Governor Cuomo Orders Nursing Homes To Admit Rioters

Via The Babylon Bee

ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has ordered nursing homes to admit violent rioters and protesters throughout the state.

“If we are going to be compassionate, caring, and pro-science, we need to admit these oppressed individuals into every care facility available,” he said at a press conference this morning. “I don’t want to hear any talk of how this might hurt old people. This isn’t the Dark Ages — we listen to SCIENCE in this state!”

The order forced nursing homes to admit anyone carrying a brick, Molotov cocktail, baseball bat, or bike lock and house them until they recover. Scientists agree this is the best possible move and say that anyone who has concerns about how it might affect the elderly is an anti-science bigot.

“What a nice young man!” Ethel Carver said as one protester burst in with a Molotov cocktail. “Ooooh! He brought a fun toy to play with too! Come over here and let me pinch your cheek!”

There has been considerable violence in the nursing homes since this occurred, though these deaths are being counted as COVID-19-related.

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3 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 3, 2020 7:02 pm

As much as I miss my mom, having her gone and not still living in a memory care facility (she threatened to murder both my wife and I and burn our house down while we slept…..we tried the at home thing) has been such a relief through all of this. I cannot imagine what folks must still be going through, unable to visit their loved ones, unable to – most importantly – check up on the care they are being given, or agonizing over what their loved one with Alzheimer’s or other dementia must be thinking/feeling with nobody visiting, seeing them only through the front window, etc. Just so much bullshit, all so that these places would still be ravaged by this virus and piss-poor care would be administered.

And what Cuomo did should get him the death penalty. I seriously doubt that he was alone among the cities and states.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
June 3, 2020 9:14 pm

A friend got to visit her mom today for the first time since mid March. Her mom has all her faculties and it was especially hard on her not seeing family.

Second the motion on Cuomo getting the death penalty, as well as the faggot in PA and any other governor/mayor or official who forced them to accept WuFlu patients.

ottomatik
ottomatik
June 4, 2020 12:09 am

Genius.