Dating and Diapering

Guest Post by Eric Peters

One of my Undiapered friends is a young guy who – like many young guys – is interested in young ladies. But how do you find one when you can’t see one – their face obscured by a Diaper?

But that’s just the point, I counseled my young friend. You do not want to date the Diapered – assuming you could tell whether they were smiling or frowning at you. These women have done you a favor by saving you a lot of trouble. If they’ve got a Diaper on, especially if not under duress (as at work) you already know something about them a great deal more important than whether they’re smiling or frowning at you.

You know, first of all, that they are herd creatures – afraid to show they aren’t by not swaddling their face with a disgusting piece of cloth because the government – or Wal-Mart – told them to.

You can infer, second of all, that they have bought the Brooklyn Bridge – or would, if it were offered to them for a really good price. Evidence for which is their having bought – at incalculable cost – the ludicrous idea that draping a dirty bandana around their face is “stopping the spread.”

Any woman who – or man – who thinks that is a woman (or man, if you’re female) you don’t want to date.

They are either no very smart or are very lazy. They listen to TeeVee. They are not very good at math. They do not look into things for themselves – and act according to their judgment, based on the facts they’ve evaluated. They stampede with the herd; whatever bovine virtues it has – they signal.

So as to blend in to the herd. Mooooo! 

If that’s what you want, have at it. Lots of contenders – if you could tell them apart.

Snow leopards aren’t as easy to find – but they are well worth looking for until you do find one.

What’s said about lemons and lemonaid applies here.

The Diapering of the populace is perhaps the most enraging and pitiable spectacle imaginable. Pitiable, because of the deliberate push to demoralize the population and reduce it to a state of beaten submission to whatever the government-corporate nexus requires of it; enraging because so many have submitted to it before a gun is put to their head.

Because the government-corporate nexus – because a sign – says so.

Disgusting.

But also enlightening. I told my young friend that when he sees the face of a woman, that’s a woman to approach. It is almost a mathematical certainty this woman will be a strong woman, one with a brain – who uses it. Who doesn’t just do as she’s told because she was told  to do it. Who defies those who try to tell her what to do when what she’s being told she must do is loathsome or idiotic or both, as is the case with walking around wearing a filthy bandana over your face.

Think of the time you’ll save – and the pratfalls you’ll avoid. Before Diapering became the in thing you had to go out on several dates to begin to get-to-know who were dating and what you might be in for. Sometimes, it took longer. Sometimes, you didn’t find out until after the Honeymoon – by which time, it’s too late.

Or at least, too late to get out without cost.

People could hide their baseness. Thanks to Sickness Pyschosis, they no longer can. They wear their defectiveness. It is a kind of truth-in-advertising much needed among the young and single.

Particularly now – because of what’s in store.

Diapering is just a prequel. The conditioning of the herd to keep its head down and travel in an orderly manner down the chute. Which the Diapered will do, having already shown they’ll do anything the government-corporate nexus says, just because it said so.

You do not want to hitch your wagon to such a person. When push comes to shove, they will shove you.

But a woman – or a man – who refuses to put on that got-damned Diaper has already shown you who they’ll shove. And it won’t be you. The person whose face you can see when you can’t see anyone else’s is a person you want to know – even if you don’t want to date them.

They are islands of comforting sanity in a sea of roiling neurosis.

But they could also be someone else – the right person not just to date but to pair up with for the times ahead. Having someone sane and steady – who isn’t easily controlled by fear; who does not listen to TeeVee. And who has your back, just as you’ve got theirs. That’s worth a Brink’s truck full of gold double eagle coins vs. someone with pert breasts and a great smile  . . . if you could see it underneath that got-damned Diaper she’s wearing.

Plus, you can actually touch her. Without her freaking out – and breaking out the hand sanitizer.

Sickness Psychosis has made it much simpler to find a quality person; like double eagle gold coins and snow leopards, it’s just that there aren’t that many of them around.

But hasn’t that always been the case?

Now, you just see it better.

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realestatepup
realestatepup
August 6, 2020 6:16 pm

Love (Or lack of) In the Time of Covid-19
My experience as a single, conservative, non-face mask wearing woman has been frustrating, hilarious, confusing, and saddening all at one.

Men in my age group (40-54) should know better. They, for whatever reason, do not. I am continually astounded at the amount of profile pictures on various dating apps that have the primary photo showing the person wearing a face mask. Or god forbid, a BLM face mask.

Sweet Jesus, I swipe left IMMEDIATELY on every one of those.

Humans are drawn to faces from our earliest days on this earth. Babies respond to smiles and eye contact. That is their first social interaction. So what in the hell makes any of these doofuses think a mask profile picture will be attractive? I guess they think it’s the new mating display….”Look at me and how safe I am” all the while on a hook up site like Tinder which is basically the biggest irony of all…”You won’t get Covid from me, but perhaps some antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea”.

I read these profiles, and the men all say how they are “scared to meet anyone in person” and how they just prefer to “keep it virtual for now”. Why break their porn streak now? Wait it out men…the sex bots are real, they are getting better.

And then many dating apps allow you to proudly display your support of BLM. Nope. Hard left swipe.

And then you even have to scroll all the way down and carefully scrutinize their “stats”. If they don’t list if they are conservative or liberal, but are “420 friendly” then they are probably liberal. Not always. But a lot.

If they proudly list every single school they went too…liberal

If their pictures show them in some metro sexual outfit petting a cat…liberal

If most of their photos show them with their mouth open…liberal

Then there are the ones that are so obvious you need read no further than “Trump supporters swipe left”. Thank you sir, you just saved me a bunch of time and aggravation by boldly identifying yourself as someone with a tightly closed mind. I applaud you for being proactive and saving all the normal women of the world from being subjected to you. Retreat back to your city apartment or mom basement for some fortnight and mountain dew.

Now comes the oh-so-touchy subject of black men. I have dated black men, not recently. They were all genuine, nice men. Now…you just don’t know. It’s a scary world out there. You could be berated for appropriating melanin penis, I just don’t know anymore. It’s better to just sit that one out for a while, see how this all shakes out.

Then we move on to those that you would assume would be a good fit. Generally blue collar and seem to be familiar with showering and soap.

These men have been beaten down by crazy women. They are now so gun shy that even the thought of meeting a women in real life has them ghosting you after three sentences. The ones I have talked to tell stories of abject horror. Women with photo filters. Tattoos on tits. Hair every color except the color of…hair. Piercings that would seriously challenge the TSA. Photos that do not adequately tell the story of what is present below their chins.

But men, you need to seriously start evaluating what you truly do think of yourselves. If you are a 45 year old blue collar worker, then I hate to break it to you, but that 23 year old is a hooker. She is searching for a desperate, lonely, man with a decent income to pour some sugar on her.

And then I come to the last group out there. This is the group raised on free, easy porn. The group that is under 30 and thinks MILFS are the holy grail of hookups. They believe these women have learned some magical, tantric-like sex moves that will change them in some fundamental way forever. Stop. I am old enough to be your mother and you are embarrassing yourself. No, it does not tantalize me to think that some stupid, unemployed/barely employed BOY “wants me”. I promised myself long ago I am all done housebreaking any more pets. New bulletin: Porn is not real. Porn is not how sex works. Oh, and if you keep beating off like your dick owes you money, you are going to hurt yourself and then regular sex is not going to work anymore. Stop. Go home. Read a book. Ponder where you are in life.

So, to all my dear single readers out there, I feel your dating pain. It was rough before but now it’s just torture.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  realestatepup
August 6, 2020 6:38 pm

Tell us how you really feel Pup. Good luck out there to you.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  realestatepup
August 6, 2020 7:46 pm

No one rants like our Pup.

Thumbs up Pup.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  realestatepup
August 6, 2020 7:54 pm

Mudshark.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  realestatepup
August 6, 2020 8:29 pm

Pups response was way better than the article. A sad state of affairs.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  realestatepup
August 6, 2020 10:59 pm

“I swipe left IMMEDIATELY”, this is where I stopped reading your comment.

Fuck off swiper, twatter, facebook fucker or instagramcunt!!

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  StackingStock
August 7, 2020 6:33 am

Good God SS, you don’t have a diaper photo of yourself on the dating sites ,do you?

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Glock-N-Load
August 7, 2020 9:46 am

G, my point was if you want to get depressed real fast, sign up for a couple of dating apps. You’ll be eating your revolver by dinner time.

Here’s an idea, how about meeting people the old fashion way.

I take those down votes as a badge of honor.

realestatepup
realestatepup
  StackingStock
August 7, 2020 10:23 am

SS…oh how I long for the day when meeting someone in person was actually a viable choice. In my state, there are no bars open, restaurants are so restricted it’s almost not worth it. People scurry to the liquor store, the grocery store, and Walmart/Target and then home.
You can’t even go to an Audubon sanctuary without a reservation. So meeting people “free range” is very, very tough.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  realestatepup
August 7, 2020 11:05 am

A very good reason married couples should water the garden that is their relationship often.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Glock-N-Load
August 7, 2020 11:13 pm

WIP, you can’t water your garden. Your wife won’t let you relo to a place that affords you a garden!

Baba Looey
Baba Looey
  realestatepup
August 7, 2020 10:43 am

Should not also a mature woman who has lived life know better too? I am in that age group you mention and I’m endlessly frustrated by how the women in my life have reacted to this hysteria. I absolutely hate how this shit is driving wedges between families and friends.

Daniel Bjorndahl
Daniel Bjorndahl
August 6, 2020 7:09 pm

Thank you – funny article and great advice. I’ll follow it

Kid Jupiter
Kid Jupiter
August 7, 2020 1:12 pm

Enough with this “diapering” shit already, man. Same thing, over and over. We get it.