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718 Comments
nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:59 pm

As downtown burns, Portland police officers play hopscotch with little girls.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
September 11, 2020 6:11 pm

Yeah, but he’s kickin’ her ass tho.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:19 pm

Now you’re under arrest for defacing gov property.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:27 pm

This beautiful stingray is nicknamed, “Irwin.”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
September 11, 2020 6:12 pm

Sorry Bob, it’s a Manta ray. just sayin’. but i get it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:39 pm

I would love to swim with these and whale sharks. Impressively large, but at least they won’t eat you. Gotta watch that they don’t bash your head in of course, but how majestic.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  MrLiberty
September 11, 2020 8:01 pm

Whale Sharks off of Isla Holbox is on my bucket list.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
September 12, 2020 4:45 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
September 12, 2020 4:57 pm

I have been on a dive with Eagle Rays. They are magnificent when seen at 6′.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 12, 2020 5:54 pm

Nope. Very gentle, very aware. Easy to touch. Body surfed Santa Cruz in the Sixties with Sea Lion having as much fun an arm’s length away.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:54 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 11, 2020 7:45 pm

that was Funny! I can’t wait to try that.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:29 pm

Delivery to Chucky Cheese.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:30 pm

Uh, the cat did it.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:38 pm

Got to fatten him up for the BBQ (that ought to earn me a thumb’s down from any women in the crowd).

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 11, 2020 7:48 pm

Those damn things can smell a cup of corn buried four feet deep, and dig for it too.
That one was cute tho

Guy White
Guy White
  YourAverageJoe
September 12, 2020 5:57 pm

Worth their weight in truffle snuffling.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:57 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:02 pm

Sorry no, I refuse to feed giant rats carrots with my mouth.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 12, 2020 5:20 am

Is this the kind of bestiality that CA is interested in?

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:58 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:06 pm

He could go all the way…was down on the Two yard line by American Rules. These guys are F’ng crazy playing the way they do without helmets and pads. Kinda like the Native Americans and their original Lacrosse.

Phil
Phil
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 9:54 pm

I played Rugby some time back. 35 years ago. It’s an organized game of ‘Smear the Queer’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
September 12, 2020 10:20 am

Now they play ” Smear the White Hetero Christian Pro-American Male” but their playfield is the media.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Phil
September 12, 2020 8:49 pm

That’s why I stuck to football and lacrosse, at least I had a brain bucket.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:28 pm

Afternoon on the lake with the Adams Family.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 3:36 pm

I tried poking at her tits just like this with my nose, and she didn’t smile till I was sentenced.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 12, 2020 4:52 pm

Still here, Mi. UP, 9/12 (mild winter?).

Guy White
Guy White
  Mix
September 12, 2020 6:06 pm

Still here NE Wisconsin 54246

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:03 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 12, 2020 2:54 am

Physics wins again

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:46 pm

No one believed Hermie ate a whole dog till he shit it out the next day.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:07 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:07 pm

Ornery little bastard.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 12, 2020 5:12 pm

2 yrs. earlier…comment image

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:07 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:07 pm

Looks like the guy on the left won this one.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:47 pm

The face on the right is how I imagine women react to me; the one on the left is how they do react to me.

Guy White
Guy White
  nkit
September 12, 2020 6:09 pm

The rest of the story – four-point harnesses?

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:48 pm

The 2020 Dodge Biden.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:09 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 12, 2020 8:51 pm

And she’s not even on a cell phone

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 12, 2020 5:19 pm

Libiots who break the law don’t realize, “The Trump Trains Comming!”.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:10 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:09 pm

OMG!…waiting for the Boom

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:11 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 6:39 pm

That is the second time he has won…today. I think it’s rigged.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 12, 2020 5:23 pm

Nice comment Dr.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:40 pm

Moar butthurt.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:47 pm

That isn’t going to reduce the size of Sheniqua’s butt anywhere near enough.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:13 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:11 pm

I want to know what that dude’s BAC was.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:13 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:53 pm

Scheizevogel

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 12, 2020 11:28 am

I had something similar happen to me 30 yrs ago. Rear of my pickup was swaying so bad I think it fucked up the leaf springs. Scariest moment ever while driving!!!

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:48 pm

Its not called a “roll cage” for nothing.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:14 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 7:17 pm

The guy pulling the trailer belongs here.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:49 pm

Its fun watching people with too much money get a lot less of it, really quickly.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:15 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:29 pm

Her shirt must be made of kevlar.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:36 pm

She don’t need no air bags

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:16 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 8:13 pm

Looks like they’ve just been to Discount Tire, if your car ain’t F’d up it will be when they’re done.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:46 pm

Hey Pelosi, where’s your mask?

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:18 pm

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Suds
Suds
September 11, 2020 3:18 pm

On a lighter note…October 1st and November 15th aren’t that far off.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:19 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 11, 2020 6:51 pm

Zippy, the melanoma-removal lizard.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:20 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
September 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Shiba Ninja

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Cow Doctor
September 11, 2020 8:16 pm

I know there’s no sound but in my mind I can hear the scream out of the Shiba Inu, they’re a bit “different”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2020 12:33 pm

Silent majority soon.

nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 11, 2020 3:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 11, 2020 4:35 pm

Minneapolis Police Officer Frank Jones given humanitarian award for saving a family of ducklings. In other news, downtown Minneapolis burned to the ground while police watched.