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Little Kamala’s favourite Halloween costume.
Costume ?? Costume?? What costume. That’s just her hanging around the house with all the make up off.
Who the hell has been letting her watch Halloween again????
Nothing worse than peeping giraffes.
See, you can wear a mask and still have fun!!
Nature is so beauti . . . fuck!
Ears back and they start humming …your gettin spit upon
Honestly, young llamas have no manners these days.
That’s our resident commenter, Hock A Lugie
I’d make a pair of boots out of him and call them Tony Llamas.
In this case they’d actually be Monty Alpacas
Compared to me, he’s Fred Astaire.
Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, Dept of Silly Walks.
All of Me – funny classic
When Christine came back as a motorcycle. Still possessed.
Catherine Deneuve
Sadly, most of Rita’s movies were in Black and White and never fully captured her gorgeous red hair.
Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth..
Okay, okay, honey, calm down; I’ll make the bed!
Get Some!!!
” No bag limit, eh?”
Like I’ve said, there’s something super sexy about a hot chic with a gun.
Thanks for posting this. Our “children” revolutionaries have no f*cking idea. My family lost people and land to these murderous bastards.
Joe’s new campaign slogan: stupid is as stupid does.
Stupid votes as stupid does.
Note to self; Don’t give up…especially with a full mag.
Lord, Let my aim be true,
Let my hand be faster than those who would seek to destroy me.
Let not my last thought be: “If only I had my gun!”
And, Lord, If today is the day you call me home,
Let me die in a pile of hot brass, as I leave them laying in the grass.
Drew Bees just sucks
Example of No Cojoñes
Cajones or Cojones, never Cojoñes
Okie Dokie
I took Latin in school not spanish
I not only see it, I recognize it. That’s George, and he was eaten by a tiger yesterday.
Is it what looks like a puppy lower left side of the right eye?
Man’s profile on right side of tiger’s face (left side as we look at it); nose facing left just below the tiger’s right eye.
Ok fine! But I still can see the puppy. And a possibly a can of tomato sauce.
Subliminal messages. That or your a radiologist
no.once you see it, you can’t unsee it
Also one on chin that looks like someone wearing a mask
Vodka and Milk of Magnesia: A Phillips Screwdriver.
I asked my wife for a screw, and she brought me a screw. Bitch.
That’s the difference in my part of the country. If this bunch blocked the road, they would need to be calling for an ambulance; or maybe several. Drivers down here aren’t smart enough to slow down for stupidity.
The Four Horsemen of the A-crock-a-shit.
Oooooo where you get those?
Funny; this car represents the show perfectly.
Ooooo, oooo, oo, I’ve got it.
Muldoon and Toody?
Jeez, set reasonable goals, buddy. I woke up this morning planning to drink whisky and waste my whole day, and I’ve succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
Why can’t I buy pillows like those?
You can always rent them
thanks nkit for the Oriental dishes! I’ll have seconds please.
She’s obviously not the ugly duckling.
Velma
I think you mean Daphne:
Velma was the ugly lesbian brunette.
The glasses threw me…yep Liberty you are correct sir.
Oh, the joys of sublife.
Fantasizing about what I did to you the other night?
…and if the typical NBA player said See Ya Later, I’d say: Not Very Soon, Baboon.