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Easy choice for me…
50 footer for all the marbles.
And if you miss you pay me that amount, that’s the deal.
not the deal above… are you jewish?
Do jews golf?
To each according to his ability.
Bingo. I’ve got to go with the odds.
3-footer.
But think of all the costs: greens fees, CPA expense, PR campaign, income tax, legal fees, round of drinks at the 19th hole, new clothes for the television interview, BLM vandalizing your home. It might be better to hook up with a cheap whore.
Since I am not a golfer, I will take the 20 foot with a prayer.
Hold on a minute.
I have some questions, first. Any severe undulations on the green, or we talking straight putt & no break?
Short nap greens are notoriously faster, but the rolls are more true.
Judging distance and strength of stroke can be challenging as hell on fast greens.
Muck it up, and my 2nd attempt might be longer than the 1st, or not even close to the cup.
Heavy nap greens are fuzzier, slower, and judging the breaks is tricky.
If my balls are on carpet and not grass, I need to know if I have to putt over a loop-the-loop,
or through the windmill or the clown’s mouth.
Pin in or out? …because with Covid, my diktator Governor insists we leave the pin in, and untouched,
but hitting the stick too hard sometimes prevents my ball from dropping into the cup.
My governor probably feels the same way about the pins in grenades, too, but I digress.
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, you know…the thing.
Three putt greens too often.
Cause?
Over-analysis paralysis.
Oh. Only one-putt chance at the prize?
Aw, hell. Let’s go bowling for dollars instead.
Wait.
Scratch that idea.
I can’t bend down that low anymore, and the balls are too heavy.
And if they oil the lanes too heavily, my hook won’t curl into the pocket for a strike.
Say, brother, can you SPARE a twenty for a cup of Joe and a bagel?
Let’s just pour us an Irish coffee, no?
Dahum, you’re hung like a horse! Your wife must be very happy.
low hanging fruit does not equate to a large banana, but she tells me she has no complaints, so…Yeah.
It is not that difficult, if you are laying on the carpet.
3 footer for the win, Alex.
I’ve lived on a golf course lot for over 40 years and I’m half blind, I rarely play golf….what does that tell you? I might go for the three footer.
50k is a lot of cheddar, I could never risk going for more.
Where should we meet?
I invited John Daly to represent me on the putt, and any winnings will be split evenly. John’s call.