An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn’t serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.
They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.
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I learned when Santa brought me a cheap-shit box of crayons instead of the 3-speed bike that the fat bastard promised.
Bob uses the tape measure on the top, I knew I was getting jipped out of 3/8″.
Mrs. P. Several of us suspected foul play when you disappeared without warning. Glad to see you are back to form.
Shit! I paid that son of a bitch big bucks to dispose of . . . er. Welcome back, honey!
Oliver: Well Stanley, this is another fine mess…
1/4 inch, 14″,1000 votes, 163,000 votes, what’s the difference.
At least he didn’t call her a bitch.
Is thith twue?
I twat thath wath he menth.
Is ebinocs tugoht to neigrs taht cnat raed.
Good camera work.
All that hay, she must live on a farm. I’d sure like to smell her dairy air.
Your sense of humor combined with your command of the language is a killer combo.
Great punch lines.
Wow, coming from a guy that can really tell a story…Wait a minute, are you telling me a story? Thanks Hardscrabble
or better yet, frontal hair.
Perfect curves!
Aye matey and I’m a curvy dog.
Thanks for the reds and Asians nkit. Here’s a couple of sheers. Always SEXY.
Just Lurkin’ today .
Up and Down voting yer stuff .
I got nothin’ to say .
If Fauci wrote it, how true could it be?
Anyone got a link?
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/bacterial-pneumonia-caused-most-deaths-1918-influenza-pandemic No mention of “mask”. The root seems to be “Predominant Role of Bacterial Pneumonia as a Cause of Death in Pandemic Influenza: Implications for Pandemic Influenza Preparedness”. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2599911/ Still no mention of “mask”
Its right there on the poster.
I went to the link and it didn’t say ANYTHING about masks, although I don’t doubt they contributed.
There is no mention of masks in the article….
Keep your yacht; just give me those two accessories.
Assessories, FIFY
That’s a van, man.
Why is there a ladder on the starboard side?
No nips, no dessert.
You make a good point Bob P, but she makes two.
Wonder why no one is staying here? Must be really expensive.
The old lady is gone now and the young master runs it, I heard he was a real jerk off.
You can polish my wood next.
Her suit really sticks out, or on, but the bottom has a crack in it.
Good job. You let them live … so now they can attack another vessel. Good job.
The difference between merchant marines, and marines.
When Yancey was last seen.
You do know why the cave men dragged their women by the hair, don’t you? If you drag them by their feet, they will fill up with dirt.
Yeah Baby~
If I was female, what a slut I’d be.
Soi boi in skinny jeans who’ve never had a job aught naught mess with a 70k truck… and it’s owner.
Soi saw next week early.
And what looks like the owner’s twin brother.
Bigguns R us
Now I understand why bulls charge at red.
Sheer ecstasy.
Orson Wells; “rosebud”.
Stop the grin’n and drop the linen.
I know you stole that robe from the motel so take it off so I can take it back.
What a love!
In closing, I regress…
…and one I couldn’t leave behind, it had such a nice view.
As usual, come for the Friday Fails and stay for the comments. Thanks!!!