An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn’t serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.
They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.
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Hard to believe he did that 19 times before the video
He ain’t getting laid tonight.
Because she got into jungle love…right Earl?
That is the “WE are NOT amused” look.
And somewhere off in the distance you hear “Danger, Danger, Will Robinson.”
Overloaded Sudanese garbage truck.
Correct
What’s blue, white and black, draws flies and screams?
Delivering future presidents to former first world countries.
Straight outa kenya.
I call it the Bobbit.
Safety Nazi.
Underwriters knot. Learned that in 4-H 55 years ago when they taught real stuff!
While you’re in there get me a beer and find all my missing socks.
He’s golden…that was neither.
No, I said four-sixty-five Church Street!
For this piece of shit? I’ll give you 2500 元.
Wait till the next morning.
I don’t get it.
That’s ok, I get enough to make up for you and half the folks here.
lubrication.
How Hondurans teach their children to run across the border.
I thought they just rode on the backs of coyotes.
They paid for the artificial one with all the money they made on the umbrella rack.
My uncle made an ashtray out of one.
Enjoy the blue wave, Joe because it’s going back out!
That kid was 30 seconds away from skin cancer. 10 seconds from 2nd degree sunburn.
She got bitch slapped.
I feel sorry for any dog that has a coon owner.
Looks like Baltimore.
Baltimore
Jabalene the Hut.
If you shot her on Sunday, she wouldn’t know it till Wednesday.
gonna need more glitter.
And yet she has more tinder matches than you
I have some waterproof matches, do they count? They are very good at igniting tinder.
She has a dog in that fight.
It’s in the cabinet kitty corner from the stove, honey.
Well, at least I know now what they mean when they say “Batter up”.
Something goes wrong, you know the cause of death…Covid!
This worked so well it became automatic for her, which was fine till, at his next hockey game, she shot the goalie.
I went to a hockey game once… and a skeet shoot broke out. Puh dom tishhhh
Now for your trick for food…lick your balls. I’ll wait.
Reminds me of that one time with a fat lady…
Let me get this straight, you want to move out of the city to build a bike ramp like the ones in the city?
You can either take the ladder or jump across. I’ll take the ladder…no, wait the former.
And it is a tied together extension ladder, to boot.
Nice bit of image manipulation….
Don’t forget the added rung fun
Shoes for walking over fallen crowds of Antifa.
Ring around the Rosie or is it Mable.
Elsie, Elsie the Cow.
My mistake, they all, um, look alike.
I can’t even draw a straight line with a ruler.
Don’t worry, you will have a chance to practice with all the Rulers we will have shortly.
But they will be crooked.
Nah, the snooty bitch bailed on me just because she didn’t like my car.
He’s just about there. Nothing can stop Biden now! He just has to cross Sidney Creek.
Joe: Get out and push, Kamala. Kamala: Me push? What color am I?
I went to an off-road driving course and am a novice. A fellow in a Jeep got stuck in mud in a river crossing the depth of his headlights. My instinct as an amateur would have been to turn the car off and seek help. Being more knowledgeable than I, he left it running and waded to seek help for a tow.
Turning the car off, with its air intake still above the waterline, and the exhaust submerged, would have flooded the engine. This was the difference between twenty minutes and several thousand dollars. Lesson learned.
Let me do the narration.”Oh, that’s an inauspicious development,” said George as he witnessed the collapse.
“Ahhhhhh!” said Hugh as he reached terminal velocity.
I’d prefer the more natural blind men racing.
New event at the MLK Day carnival.
Next event, The blindfold shoot.
They would hit their target at the usual rate.
Why did the camera pan up from her tits?
She tried, but nice boobs… full credit. Also, excellent diameter and suction.
I would have to throw her back because technically, she didn’t swallow.
I could watch this all day. Wait, I have been watching it all day.
Is she on that bike??
I recognize this as a narwhal , but I have never seen one from this angle, so I had to research why the “horn” is off-center. It is a tusk. There are potentially 2 of them, but almost always (especially in females) it is just the left tusk that grows. Sometimes it can be the right and very rarely both.
I’m glad tits don’t grow that way.
One of the greatest songs ever!
Please! I promise I won’t shit on the carpet again.
IOM ! REAL Roads Racing , for Real Men with BIG BALLS !
Isle of Man Tourist Trophy……insane!
Real titanium testicles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Throw in a stick of dynamite and watch them float to the top.
Then, hope they just wash downstream.
They forgot Feinstein
If she trys to shoot herself, she will have 7 years of bad luck.
Ok, so now we know who put the whiteout on the computer monitor.