WILMINGTON, DE—As Dr. Jill Biden and her husband went out to eat over the weekend, a man began choking on his Denver omelet. But lucky for him, Dr. Jill Biden was there, and she is a doctor.
“We need a doctor here!” cried a waiter. “Is there a doctor in the house?”
Dr. Jill Biden sprang into action. “I’m a doctor!” she said, rushing over. “I’m going to need a podium and a microphone, stat!” After a busboy hurried over with the life-saving tools she would need, Dr. Jill Biden thanked him and then began delivering a speech on meeting students’ needs at the community college level.
“Thank you for having me here today,” Dr. Jill Biden said as the bewildered choking man tried to call for a “real doctor,” since he was obviously a misogynistic bigot. “Webster’s Dictionary defines education as the action or process of educating.” As she continued her intro, the man’s face started to turn purple.
“There are three reasons community college being accessible for all is a net gain to society,” Dr. Jill Biden said as the man started to lose consciousness. “First, good classes are good for people. We must increase positive educational outcomes by offering good classes for low or no cost. Good classes may include everything from tennis courses and physical education to math and even science.”
“In conclusion, community college is good,” Dr. Jill Biden said fifteen minutes later, after the man had died. “Thank you.”
Dr. Ben Carson also happened to be there but was asked not to interfere as the media assured everyone he’s not a real doctor.
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here is a what the davos crowd is saying, out in the open,
they are bragging about what they are planning on doing:
http://www3.weforum.org/docs/WEF_NES_Resetting_FOW_Agenda_2020.pdf
“The COVID-19 pandemic will have profound,
long-term consequences for our economies and
societies, including for the future of work. As
part of The Great Reset needed to support the
transition to a fairer, more sustainable post-COVID
world, companies have a responsibility, and a rare
opportunity, ”
did you get that?
They admit to using the pandemic as the trigger for ‘the great reset’
These people are done working from the shadows, they will now be in your face, using fear to intimidate you into changing your life, for the benefit of them.
“transition to a fairer, more sustainable post-COVID world”
So, now they are telling you that this plandemic nonsense will end, there will be a post covid world,
only it will be their world, built using your life savings to pay for green energy that will only sustain 500 million people world wide.
do you think they are going to let you into the club?
or do you think they just want what you have, and are willing to kill for it.
not a trick question.
When Whoopie Goldberg get really sick I hope she gets Dr. Jill Biden for her physician.
She does have a sub-specialty medical degree. Somebody has to help Joe change his incontinence diapers.
Compared to Melania, “Doctor” Jill Biden is a gutter snipe. Going from Melania to Jill is like going from a Rolls Royce to an AMC Gremlin.
I believe you have just insulted the Gremlin.
How about ‘Yugo’?
insider admits to fbi using blackmail to control hillary
She has a Doctorate in Education.
She’s as much of a “Doctor” as a Chiropractor is.
Has anyone checked her sheepskin to see if it was issued by Montgomery Wards?
Another classless clown in the sideshow circus called the district of columbia……