Jill Biden Shares Charming Christmas Performance By Twins From ‘The Shining’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics are raving after First Lady Dr. Jill Biden shared a delightful video of a charming White House Christmas dance performed by none other than the twin girls from The Shining.

“I just want to do my part to spread a little holiday cheer,” said Jill as the twins stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway. “Just look at them! Aren’t they simply adorable?”

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Man Chokes In Restaurant, Dr. Jill Biden Springs Into Action To Deliver Educational Lecture

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WILMINGTON, DE—As Dr. Jill Biden and her husband went out to eat over the weekend, a man began choking on his Denver omelet. But lucky for him, Dr. Jill Biden was there, and she is a doctor.

“We need a doctor here!” cried a waiter. “Is there a doctor in the house?”

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