Jill Biden Shares Charming Christmas Performance By Twins From ‘The Shining’

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics are raving after First Lady Dr. Jill Biden shared a delightful video of a charming White House Christmas dance performed by none other than the twin girls from The Shining.

“I just want to do my part to spread a little holiday cheer,” said Jill as the twins stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway. “Just look at them! Aren’t they simply adorable?”

“Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny,” said the two girls in ghostly unison. “Come play with us forever, and ever, and ever.”

Gathered officials clapped and cheered at the whimsical holiday performance.

“This year I really wanted to put on a White House Holiday presentation that would illustrate exactly where America is and where it’s going,” said the First Lady, who is also a very real doctor. “I only hope it fills the hearts of everyone who sees it with warmth and cheer. Happy Kwanzaa, everyone!”

At publishing time, President Joe Biden had still not seen the performance, as he was busy in his room furiously typing “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” over and over again on an old typewriter.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2023 3:43 pm

Babylon Brilliance!

zappalives
zappalives
December 14, 2023 3:58 pm

“Doctor” Jill runs the entire Biden family fuckfest.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  zappalives
December 14, 2023 5:20 pm

Traitor, elder-abuser….add your own…

Redd
Redd
  MrLiberty
December 15, 2023 12:36 am

Lest we forget the word that Hunter used to describe his step-mother. Well, let’s not, there are ladies in our midst. Maybe she and he will get in a slap fest next July 4 out on the balcony where he can show his true feelings towards her.

World War Zero
World War Zero
December 14, 2023 6:05 pm

Delbert Grady : [to Jack, who’s locked in the pantry] Your wife appears to be stronger than we imagined, Mr. Torrance. Somewhat more… resourceful. She seems to have got the better of you.

Jack Torrance : For the moment, Mr. Grady. Only for the moment.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
December 14, 2023 6:55 pm

And then there’s this …

Willy
Willy
  Anthony Aaron
December 15, 2023 12:39 am

Breitbart finishes their coverage of the story with a short video of Meliana showing us her Christmas decorations. Excellent touch by a classy lady.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 14, 2023 8:22 pm

Those people in your neighborhood with the Biden signs in their front yards during COVID have brought this to you.

Find your own way to thank them.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
December 14, 2023 9:01 pm

REDRUM.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 15, 2023 10:03 am

the Twins would have been a better production than the dancing fruits and fairies…Dr. Jill’s taste is in her mouth…just look at her choice of clothing, Christmas decor…and men.