Christmas Awokenings

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

And so, on Christmas morning, having suffered the night visitations of vexing spirits — or was that just the strange interaction of Zyprexa and Zolpidem — Joe Biden woke up (in a manner of speaking) to find himself transformed. He was no longer dogged by the prospect of being president of the US, but, rather, was convinced he had become the provincial plenipotentiary of a Chinese overseas possession known as Golden Wok West, where CCP General Secretary Xi Jinping can order up any asset for take-out. What a relief, Joe thought, as they brought in his morning meds. Here, now, was a one-horse pony of a different color, Joe mused, chugging down his 5mg of Haldol.

Ol’ Joe went to bed on the blessed silent night fretting that soon he’d have to answer to all those caterwauling losers about to be tossed from their McHouses and apartments after nearly a year of nonpayment. But no, the shabby dwellings would now just become the property of the Peoples’ Liberation Army, as that very fine organization prepared to sort things out in the flea market once known as America.

Was there anything left of value? Wasn’t that a puzzlement? The former so-called Yang-kees had squandered all their laid-up treasure turning their continent into a demolition derby — six-laners lined by muffler shops, chain stores, and fried food shacks — and when all their financial resources were used up, they’d borrowed so much more money that all the certified public accountants who ever lived could not keep up with the compounded interest calculations if they worked double-shifts until the end of time. In short, the self-demolition of America was fait accompli.

Now, all that was left for Joe Biden to do was to sign some paperwork and, maybe three times a week, emerge from his basement to smile and explain to eager members of the inquisitive news media why he preferred General Tso’s Chicken over Hunan Beef. At least that’s how things seemed to shake out in Joe Biden’s brain on Christmas morning as Dr. Jill helped him to the bathroom….

Then, there was the Golden Golem of Greatness, a.k.a. President Donald Trump. He arose from his rococo bed in Mar Lago unmolested by spookish visitations, but, rather, faced with some rather stark decisions about how to proceed with the possible takeover of the USA by agents of China. There was some sentiment among his advisors to send out US marshals and start arresting hundreds of persons suspected of gaming the recent election by means of ballot fraud and fiddling with Dominion vote tabulation machines. Or, other advisors countered, he might just tough it out until the great showdown in Congress January 6, when Vice-president Mike Pence would preside over the touchy matter of which electoral delegation was worthy of pitching its votes one way or the other.

All this was a procedure that few Americans actually understood, but it did follow the recondite passages in the constitution regarding disputed elections… and it had been trotted out a couple of times before — 1824 and 1876 — in our now longish history of operating as republic. It would require the state legislators of various swing states to search their very souls as they appeared to defy the official vote tabulation, and therefore some sense of the democratic underlayment to this complex business of legitimizing government. But the language of the constitution did, in fact, leave it up to them.

Half the nation would howl and commence to torching whatever was left to destroy in cities owned by Democratic Party mayors and governors — who would just stand by and let it rip. The 2018 Executive Order 13848 provides a justification for contending with foreign interference in a federal election (and its unfortunate potential after-effects, like rioting and looting). Ironic, I’m sure you are thinking, after Mr. Trump’s antagonists pressed that same foreign interference stratagem falsely back in 2016, and used it as a bludgeon to beat him about the head for four years.

But perhaps there is something to it this time, and maybe the foreign power in question time is China, not Russia. Where’s the evidence? You might prepare yourself to see it. I think it’s coming. This was a hard enough year, of course, without completely demolishing what little remained of America’s battered Christmas spirit. But that will be over in a few hours. And now that you’ve opened your meager presents, and gone through the other ritual motions of the holiday, the nation’s mood shifts from nervous repose to a determined resolution of this disgraceful affront to our honor. Are you ready for it?

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oldtimer505
oldtimer505
December 25, 2020 12:10 pm

This is how I see America in 2021. Analogy; An inexperienced pilot of an airplane with no understanding of what instrument flying is all about but yet, thinking he/she has total control. Folks we are about to experience what happens when a pilot has vertigo, IMO. This is the only fix for stupid.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  oldtimer505
December 25, 2020 12:56 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
December 25, 2020 1:10 pm
Stucky
Stucky
  Lee Harvey Griswald
December 25, 2020 1:18 pm

What a fucken potty mouth.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
  Stucky
December 25, 2020 8:34 pm

You know you want her, Stucky.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
December 25, 2020 1:58 pm

Get your popcorn ready, grab a brewski, kick back and get ready for a show of biblical proportions. We are going to see history in the making the likes of which haven’t happened since 1776.

Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
  Muscledawg
December 25, 2020 2:47 pm

I fear it will not be a remake of the “Corsican Brothers” with Cheech & Chong or “Start The Revolution Without Me.”
Yugoslavia or a massive Hatfields and McCoys followed by years of vendettas is what happens “if the ballon goes up” as they say.
Pray Pence is the answer and threatening the RINO limpdicks in the legislatures in question might be in order as well.

yahright
yahright

I just don’t see all the Republicans supporting Trump. I would be amazed if they all threw him their support.

Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
  yahright
December 26, 2020 12:06 am

The Senate are as they say “cucks” of the highest order. Deplorables, who are the majority now will and do support Trump and most Congressional Republicans will. There won’t be more than a few Senators. The rest will be primaried or the Deplorables will stay home when they are up.
I am pretty sure this is the Whig Moment for a few years. If these treacherous fuques like McConnell think Deplorables will not leave this party en masse and form a new one cutting them off entirely, they have had too much Swamp Water. The elephant has been shot through the lungs and simply has not fallen over yet.
If we have armed conflict I wouldn’t want to be one of these self dealing RINOs . It will be their fault and the juries will not be inclined toward mercy.
The question remains: Why can we not investigate, recount, examine the computers and answer simple questions like how did PA have 700,000 more mail-in ballots than they sent out? Is that really too much to ask? Where are the Democrats willing to demonstrate it was on the up and up? Everyone of any party who disagrees with that idea is ONE OF THEM and should be dealt a traitor’s punishment under the law. I remember my Dad had a book “None Dare Call It Treason.” They don’t dare because they are all involved in treason.

ticky
ticky
December 25, 2020 2:05 pm

Will we take the bait and be drawn into conflict abroad? Will we continue to buy things that depreciate so rapidly? Will taxes and financing again turn us into willing participants in the USA’S downfall? Probably.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ticky
December 25, 2020 2:49 pm

Yes, yes, and yes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 25, 2020 3:29 pm

Jim, I can tell you have not been watching Biden the last few weeks. He leads hour long zoom conferences and hr rarely stumbles.

The dementia is still overhyped by the lamestream but it was just another deception to enterain the Hoi Polloi. Presidents are figureheads and Biden will do.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 25, 2020 3:32 pm

Joe is going to have his hands full just fending off the left wing of his own party. He is already claiming that he has always been opponent of the imperial presidency, which he hopes will give him cover when he refuses to sign orders forgiving student loans, grabbing guns, or bailing out all the blue cities. His party holds slim majority in the House, and he is smart enough to know that if he gives into the left, they will lose it. They will probably lose it anyway. Any deal he makes with China will immediately be labelled a sell-out, and will bring up the question of what the Chinese have on him and Hunter. Half the country is pissed off by the election results, and a lot of them were already pissed off because they were the ones most affected by Covid. I expect the new president smell to wear off pretty quickly as Biden, overwhelmed by the enormity of the task, a visibly falters. Good luck to him.

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  Anonymous
December 25, 2020 5:58 pm

the left will turn so fast on Joe, he will need hourly evacuation of his presidential poop bag.

Who knows, maybe Rudy can get before a judge, and invalidate just enough votes, to not make a difference.

I am planning on the worst , and buying hard assets, plus food, booze and candy, for barter.

we need to find a law firm, who will produce a fake dossier on Biden’s collusion with China, leak that to NYT and WAPO, so that the FBI will have enough evidence to impeach Biden, someone give Adam Schiff a bag of crystal meth, so he can start up investigations

Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
Harrington Richardson: FIRE ONE 1/2/21 12:CST
  Anonymous1
December 26, 2020 12:14 am

There’s a rumor on the web, probably not true, that Adam Schiff was arrested at LAX and hauled off to the juzgado in LA. We can only hope it was for something federal if real. Somebody should have something tomorrow. In my fantasies he’s chained on a wall with Gina Haspel who we still have not heard from interestingly.