Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
There’s no hoarier cliché than to submit a column full of the predictions as your last column of the year, and since I like my clichés hoary, here’s a column full of my 2021 predictions as my last column of the year.
I predict pain.
Here are the specifics.
10. No Krakens. Sorry.
Let’s get this out-of-the-way. I predict President Asterisk will be inaugurated in January despite the massive cheating and incompetence that stole the election from the American people. Yeah, I know it’s not fair or right, but that’s my assessment of what will happen, and if you want smoke blown up your Swalwell, keep walking.
While it is 2020, and it is Trump, and therefore anything can happen, I still think it is highly unlikely that any kind of constitutional maneuver or even the most meritorious court challenge is going to validate Donald Trump’s victory in the last election, even though it’s painfully clear that he did win and was only deprived of the victory by a combination of incompetence, scams and outright fraud. And I predict many Americans will refuse to accept this ancient pervert as their president. I know I will never name him without adding an *. I also know I’m not going to rest until the left pays. How about you?
9. Durham Will Do Nothing
Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Durham the Avenger.
Nothing will happen to the real crooks. Nada. Zip. Zilch. What investigations the Asterisk Administration doesn’t order shut down will be closed out without action in the name of “preserving our institutions.” You might think justice and accountability are the best institutional preservatives, but that’s your wacky non-swamp thinking at work. The real answer is to cover it up and blame you for caring. What this will do is make us hate them even more for their corruption, incompetence, and arrogance, if that’s possible. Good. Just remember what Johnny Lydon (née Rotten) sang – anger is an energy. Use it.
8. COVID Will Continue Until We Revolt
Have you noticed that Establishment seems to love this pandemic? And why not? They get to boss the proles around and it sure doesn’t interfere with their pampered lives. They’re doing fine working from their penthouses. They’re still noshing at the French Laundry while the rest of us – at least in the unfree blue states – are trying to survive their idiotic lockdowns. Eventually, maybe, Americans will find their spine and we’ll know it when the first healthy 25-year old doofus without a comorbidity is pulled from his Prius for wearing a mask while alone in his jalopy and is tarred and feathered.
7. Trump Will Leave Twitter
Never underestimate the willingness of a liberal organization to prioritize wokeness over success. Once President Trump leaves office, the countdown is on to cancel him. But they waited too long. Now there are alternative venues to Twitter, like Parler and Clouthub, and when he makes the move, the tsunami will follow.
6. There Will Be A SCOTUS Nomination
One of the libs will leave, probably by choice. No, it won’t be Roberts. He loves his sinecure and he’ll have to be carried out at 93. President Asterisk will nominate some pinko and the fun will begin. Hardest hit: Merrick Garland, who is too conservative for Democrats of 2021, being only a lib and not an outright leftist, will get dissed and dismissed yet again.
5. Woke Won’t Work
Slowly but surely, I think people are getting tired of Woke. None of us signed up to be ruled by a bunch of lachrymose sophomores who burst into tears because we insist they use the right toilet. Even liberals are getting sick of constantly having to navigate a minefield of microaggressions – it’s tiresome to always be worried that someone is going to freak out by your perfectly reasonable behavior. Look for a major star of some sort who is too big to cancel to simply refuse to play along anymore, and that may open the door to others. The SJW emperor truly has no clothes, and the second someone points and laughs at his/her/their shriveled junk, the entire country will join in the well-deserved mockery.
4. The Murder Turtle Will Be Even More Of A Hero Than Dick “The Savior of Saigon” Blumenthal
He’s frustrating, sure, but Cocaine Mitch is the most skillful knife fighter/Senate Majority Leader in American history, and whether or not we win in Georgia next week (I think we will, but not enough to put money on it – just don’t be an idiot and refuse to vote if you dwell in the Peach State), he will be our bulwark against the Democrat onslaught. And by “bulwark,” I refer to a strong, implacable defensive fortification, and not that lame blog written by sexually inadequate sissies that is hoping that the end result of 2020’s election is that they can once again round up suckers to pay good money to take their insipid Conservative Inc. cruises.
3. Ghislaine Maxwell Will Not Kill Herself
Let me put it this way – with what she knows about the carnival of perversions that is our garbage elite, the most bummed guy in the world is her life insurance underwriter.
2. Trump Will Be A Kingmaker
I have many sources who supply me intriguing info and tidbits of intelligence, and the word on the street about Donald Trump running in 2024 is mixed. I think he will forego it – though I could be very wrong. But that’s for another year’s hack cliché column. This is about 2021, and what’s definitely on the agenda for the POTUS of Our Hearts is some hardcore kingmaking. He will bestow his blessing upon those who demonstrate a willingness to fight the power, and he will belittle the weak and spineless. I could not be happier to having him out there injecting some Vitamin T into the flabby posterior of the GOP.
1. Grandpa Badfinger Will Not Be President Next New Year’s Eve
No one knows how this desiccated old weirdo will vacate the Oval Office this year, but he surely will. It might be the 25th Amendment. He might wander off while chasing a squirrel. Maybe he’ll make the mistake of digging into that plate of brownies Kamala sends up to the Lincoln Bedroom. One way or another, adios. Tick tock, the countdown has already started to Bye Bye Biden*. This old clown is a mess, and he’s getting messier, and his manifest weakness is going to draw the scavengers. The vultures are circling…
Good riddance.
Dishonorable mentions include my prediction of the epic suck-upening to China, and to Iran, and to every other America-hating nest of scumbags around the globe, as well as our government once again listening to creepy Swedish urchins about the climate hoax, and its inevitable focus on trying to silence and disenfranchise us. But here’s one more prediction…we will win. Maybe not in 2021, but mark my words, the side of freedom and justice cannot lose. Victory is coming. And you can hold me to it.
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Someone made the point that if Kamala takes over on 21. January 2023, she can still run for two more elections.
I tend to think that is the Dem’s plan.
Even the dems do not like her and after spending any time in the oral office, they will walk away for someone who is more likeable. Someone like Big Mike.
Kamala-Mala said she’d get on her knees and beg for the Big One…in the oval office .
Trump running in 24? What bullshit. Maybe one of his kids. Ivanka Kushner? I’m sure Jared would like another crack at fucking up America-but not Trump. If for no other reason than Melania. She didn’t trade in pussy to an old man for rolling Easter eggs around the white house lawn with the hoi-polloi. She needs to get back to the Hamptons.
2024 vote goes to the smirking kid from Covington, Nick Sandman.
sooner or later, the children will investigate all the empty hospitals, and tell the adults that covid is not the problem, the problem is all the idiots who gave up liberty for nothing.
the same idiots who did nothing, as they waited for someone to lift a finger and scream “fraud”
PS, trump is the guy who funded a vaccine that will probably make you sick, he is part of the problem, he is controlled opposition
“…..we will win. Maybe not in 2021, but mark my words, the side of freedom and justice cannot lose. Victory is coming. And you can hold me to it.”
Not per the demographics, thanks to marxists campaigning as democrats this country is fast filling up with free shit army grunts.
Yeah, they crammed covid down our throats which any sane person knows is just the flu. They outright stole an election, and nothing has happened to them ,only a fool would think that they won’t get bolder in thier attempt at destroying America.
Define “America”
The “destroying” is done. It’s been ongoing for over a century and has proceeded at an exponential pace. There’s little more “destroying” left to do. Sure, there’s bloodshed, war, oppression and all that jazz to look forward to; but, ‘destroying America’ is in the rear-view mirror.
Just a little New Year’s sunshine for everybody.
The truth does indeed hurt, and I’ve been in pain for many years. Cheers!
“the side of freedom and justice cannot lose”
Yeah, um … are we sure that history bears this out?
Tyranny and injustice are, I guess, recent inventions?
Point is … the side of freedom and justice CAN and usually DOES lose.
It takes vigilance, perseverance, wisdom, and courage to have even a chance of success.
Kurt’s big on the perseverance part, but I’m not so sure he is — nor are most Americans nowadays — up to the vigilance (oops, … too late), wisdom (‘that’s just a conspiracy theory’), or courage (“Trump or [insert person or agency name here] will save us”) part of things.
Kurt may be correct. Everything that we were promised by Trump about dismantling the “swamp” has lead to disappointment; yet also very much further exposing all of the traitors.
Maybe if they install their puppets this will lead us to the next level of anarchy and ultimate justice.
If TPTB think that we are just going to lay down and forget what we now know, well…
Furthermore, they may have to do something about Trump and his inside knowledge about the swamp .
Keep our goal of justice in mind and follow it whatever path it may take us on.
An aside note: The last time I checked, Kurt still believed the government narrative on 9-11 and other so called ‘conspiracies’ so take what he says as his opinion rather than fact.
Trust the plan. Why won’t you just TRUST THE FUCKING PLAAAAAN!!!!
Your #1 is spot on. Kammy is counting the days until Dementia Joe is sent packing.
Opps !! that Freudian slip is a doosy. She both needs Glasses for the Teleprompter and some “public speaking” coaching. It’s a clown show
“5. Woke Won’t Work”
– K. Schlichter
Give Auntie a break, Kurt. Woke is going to be official U.S. Gubbermint policy commencing 20 Jan 21.
The Harris Administration is going to use every switch, lever, machination, and capability to make it happen and the Lumpen will comply just as easily as the bulk of them have put on the face muzzle.
Deliverance Joe will be sent back to Delaware within six months of the inauguration as the rigors of the Oval Office will cause the old pol to reconsider that quiet basement retirement as opposed to facing the likes of Messers Putin and Xi.
Auntie does like either an asterisk or an obelus:
Particularly the obelus for the Smirker-in-CHief.
Maybe the good Dr. will buy a copy of the Resolute desk and put it in the basement so the Creepy, Corrupt, Senile Old Pedophile will think he is still potus.
Sphincter was using the term “woke” and encouraging everyone to “Get Woke” just 18 months ago. What a tool.
“What this will do is make us hate them even more for their corruption, incompetence…”
Kurt – I do not call what the progressives have done in the most recent election to be incompetent. I call it pure evil brilliance in their planning and execution of the most fraudulent election in our history. The republicans say they are ready for GA next week, but I predict the progs will find a way to win both Senate seats for the final nail in the coffin of the Republic.
My prediction. A handful of people will figure out gorilla warfare. Where they can cause great damage with ease and not be detected. Such as throwing boxes of tacks out their car just before bridges in leftist cities.
Gorilla warfare? Wow, that sounds dangerous. Who’s in charge of the gorillas? Stacey “Magilla” Abrams and her sister? Whoopi? Big Mike?
Joy Reid?
Captain Ron
Not that kind of gorillas
Dicks out for Harambe!!! GUERRILLA!
Hasbara have no power here.
#4 – McConnell – puh leeeze!
McConnell since the election been up Pelosi and dem’s ass and is asking the rest of the GOP to fall in line – that tied with his working with Pelosi on changing rules to block objections come Jan 6th as well as blocking a vote on the 2k stimulus – he has pushed GOP voters away en masse much the same as Fox News imploding after elections
I have to wonder what he is doing, does he not see if fraud stands combined with GA goes dem he loses his majority leadership – and come 2022 if fraud is so easily welcomed – the GOP will be gone for good – between any fraud and GOP voters disenfranchised with voting and GOP in general they are DONE imo – and only thing I an left to wonder is if there are any real politicians that have the courage, honor and integrity to do the right thing even if it means standing alone. I see those like Hawley attempting it but I am left wondering like many before him (ahem, Ryan…) who takes a lead then flames out if they were ever really genuine or just self serving, which of course McConnel is as self serving as they come which from that context shows why he does what he does
Mitch makes more money as Minority Leader, and he doesn’t have to take all the media flak either.
made me laugh
9. Durham Will Do Nothing
Wow, that’s an amazing prediction. His next prediction will be that the 1st day of January is January 1st.
8. COVID Will Continue Until We Revolt
That is true, but it can be simplified to “COVID Will Continue”, because there will be no revolt.
1. Grandpa Badfinger Will Not Be President Next New Year’s Eve
That is correct. Trump will be president next New Year’s Eve.
People are catching on!
What was the point of Trump creating Executive Order 13848? Makes no sense that he would create such an order unless he planned on using it. He and his party knew what was going to happen in the election and they planned for it.
I stopped reading after ‘no kraken’. I figured why bother with the rest.
I felt the same way. But I kept on reading because, as of late, I like hurting myself. I am trying to learn to enjoy the pain. His article, BTW, is way too optimistic. I figure on getting 4 more inches of dick up the butt while surrounded by obedient sheeple ( a little Stucky language there).
I always pre-judge this guy’s articles due to the fact that he believes that the Republicans will somehow, someday save the day. They will not.
I would love to see Noem run for POTUS. She is really the ONLY ONE who stuck to her guns and imposed no bullshit on her citizens.
She has sat through retarded interviews with retards, and was the picture of grace and intelligent the entire time.
She’s not a screechy Queen Lich, she didn’t sleep her way to the top, and she doesn’t seem the least bit confused as to what gender she is.
Oh, and she has guns and knows how to use them. Bonus.
That’s the kind of woman to put up for President of the United States.
Sadly, she probably won’t simply because she is a truly good person. Good people who genuinely want to do the right thing, have seen the likes of Dr. Paul get crushed in the polls time and again. Hell, Ross Perot would have been a win in my book back in the day.
She knows you end up picking up a black heart and a dead soul once you move to Mordor and has decided she likes to sleep at night and prefers not to have an “accident”.
At least the people “in charge” are fucking old as shit, and will die sooner rather than later despite their spirit cooking and botox. Particularly Palpatine, that guy doesn’t look good in the full sun and I doubt he has much time left to complete his master plan and bring back the Sith.
The Queen Lich probably will be the last to go, unless Bill snaps and just brains her with a pan. It could happen, as I think she has not only allowed but encouraged his ammoral behavior to gain full control over the idiot. His appearance in her ranting video didn’t bode well for her, he looked like a beaten dog with nothing left to lose.
Pelosi may end up tripping and falling and shattering like balsa wood, I don’t see how her bones can be much sturdier than paper mache. She never seems like she’s firing on all 8 cylinders ever.
Remember, there is a LOT of fresh blood that was newly elected, and they certainly don’t think like that dim bulb AOC. Never has there been a more inflated ego than a previous bartender who was elected to our government. It’s like putting a kindergartner in charge of the whole school because they were the first ones to learn to tie their shoes.
People have stopped paying attention to Omar and Rashid as well, they didn’t hide their true intentions very well and the jig is pretty much up for them as well. I mean, how many husbands is Omar going to burn through?
Shiff may stroke out, that guy really, really doesn’t handle stress well, and his constant appearance speaks of either massive high blood pressure or some kind of thyroid issue. Either way he looks like a major aneurysm waiting to blow like Old Faithful.
Mr. Swallwell has shown his true colors, and once San Fran Nan is no longer running that shit show, the new sheriff may kick his moron ass to the curb. How the man could win another election is beyond me, but hey, nothing to see here…just some hanky panky with a Chinese Spy.
There may be some more homosexual white house pages to come forward, some more bathroom sex solicitation to be unveiled, some more meth-fueled parties in Miami with naked Congressmen…the show has just begun and those that were valuable to the Dark Side may find themselves on the outs very very quickly this coming year. Especially if Kamala “shining example to young girls everywhere” takes over sooner rather than later.
If by some crazy turn DJT remains in power, then I think the violence from the Soy Latte group will ramp up, but we have all had quite enough of their shit and I doubt it will be tolerated for another go-around of burning, looting, and rioting. The sales of guns and ammo kind of tells us all we need to know.
Once everyone normal leaves Cali, NY, NJ, and every other blue enclave, I guess the Soy Boys and their ilk can just move there. The houses will be empty and if they hurry then they might be able to save some of them from burning to the ground.
DeSantis/Noem 2024
Sorry, but it should be Noem/DeSantis 2024. Not because Noem is a woman, but because she is the best person for the job. Sadly DeSantis was late to the party, and still toed some of the party line.
Noem is, in my opinion, one of the last moral people governing a state. She did not go full Idi Amin, and chose to actually believe that the citizens of her state could MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS ARE FREE PEOPLE.
This is what it comes down to folks. It’s not black or white, BIPOC, or any other alphabet soup. It’s about whether you…yes you the individual… is willing to accept your freedom.
Acceptance of your freedom is a scary thing. And it is no small matter. It means you consciously decide that you, and only you, are responsible for your well being. That you, free man, woman, or other, realize that the only person that can make you happy is you.
No other entity, be it citizen or government entity, is going to provide something to you, in the form of cash, housing, or food.
That you realize that someone else’s success is not your failure.
Free people allow others to FAIL.
Free people allow others to love however they see fit, but will not REQUIRE the rest of society to love the same way they do.
The truly free also do something else. They CHOOSE NOT TO LIVE IN THE PAST. THEY CHOOSE NOT TO LET THE PAST DEFINE WHO THEY ARE TODAY, RIGHT NOW.
Reparations makes every single person a victim all over again.
Freedom is forgiveness. Not only of those that have harmed us, but for ourselves.
Freedom is the letting go of all the anger, jealousy, hate, bitterness, that we hold as individuals and as a society.
Freedom is saying no to control.
Embrace freedom.
The great poet Walt Whitman had a perfect five word synopsis for how we should live life. He counseled everyone to: “Question much – and obey little!”
Well number 10 is right.
It sounds like a Clubber Lang prediction in Rocky III.
PAIN
Since we’re surrounded by The Elites whom we know utter continuous lies, has anyone ever entertained the thought that we are living right in the middle of an American Imperial Collapse? Two good things will come out of this: 1) We’ll start hearing the truth, and 2) Every fucking China-Mart store will eventually have nothing to sell and they will go out of business- all of them!
Harris 2024: Dont make this rape turn into homicide.
I resolve to NOT read Kurt Schlickter’s articles AGAIN next year. I predict that Kurt will suck per usual in 2021.