Ahh yes, #3 in the pervert playbook: The Upskirt! So which under booty bottom biscuit would you put on the books?
WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS! Is this photoshopped or something? There is no way hair can be THAT awesome. I mean a mullet-mowhak-ponytail hybrid…that’s sweetness on a biblical level.
It’s like the 2016 version of A Christmas Story. Can’t wait for the Fire Department to come and pull his tongue off the Haagen-Dazs.
I was gonna warn you that opening that umbrella up in your car may bring bad luck, but I feel like I’m probably too late to start trying to help you change your luck.
With Walmart giving away free raincoats like that, I can’t figure out how they stay in business! Not a good business model Wally World…
Bulk bros are so into muscle selfies they don’t care where they’re taken. Further proof these dudes are so self involved they literally can’t look past themselves in a mirror.
I honest to God can’t think of a scenario where I need to leave or break out of a hospital to go buy a yoga mat. Shit, I’m relatively healthy and I don’t buy yoga mats. Good luck with your downward dog or whatever it is you do with that busted wing.
I’m sorry to here that you’re beutiful weding did not have a hapy ending. Wile i’m sad u got a divorse id geuss its 4 the bestest.
It’s too bad you are going to have to wait almost a whole calendar year for your chance to audition for America’s Got Talent, because that looks like a $1,000,000 act to me!
I get that a writer’s job is to tell the story and they have word counts to hit but I really think the author of this article could have just summed it all up by saying “piece of shit mother arrested for doing piece of shit mother things”. Read the article of this mother using her kids to steal from Walmart here »
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The only thing that would have made the crazy hairdo better would have been if he had a monkey or other animal hanging from the rat tail.
Damn, your yoga mat escapee caption had me in convulsions. Thanks!!!