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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 10:53 am

Damn…don’t piss off Shanequa the she boon

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 12:18 pm

Is that from election night in PA?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 10:54 am
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:00 am

The new flag of the anti-rebellion

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:02 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:05 am

C’mon, man, he doesn’t know he’s Joe Biden.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 11:12 am

Bur he knows the woman in the robe isn’t.

brian
brian
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:18 am

Thats his sister…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  brian
January 22, 2021 11:20 am

I was talking about the woman in the black robe.

brian
brian
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 12:09 pm

me too… 🙂

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:48 am

Cut him some slack, he’s trying to end Covid 9.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 1:40 pm

Does Joe have a cat?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 22, 2021 1:43 pm

Why do you ax?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:03 am

Shouldn’t that be TRAITOR?

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Bob P
Bob P
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 11:13 am

Traitor Joe’s coming to Washington! We specialize in retailing top-secret information to our Chinese bosses, stealing elections, shuffling trillions of taxpayer dollars to rapacious oligarchs, and trampling on everything that made the United States special. Hours of operation: 24 hours every damn day of the year. (Note: do not attempt to come to our new place of business–pictured above–or you will be considered a right-wing, Trump-loving terrorist and shot on sight.)

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 11:22 am

5 decades of service to clean, articulate blacks, except the first 40 years when they were animals.

Neuday
Neuday
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 12:02 pm

Why are we worried about the Chinese doing what the Jews have been doing for decades?

DinCO
DinCO
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 2:41 pm

How about – “WELCOME TO HO-JO’S” (Apologies to Howard-Johnson’s)

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  DinCO
January 22, 2021 9:42 pm

Used to go to Ho Jo’s for the all you can eat clams on Friday.

nkit
nkit
  TN Patriot
January 23, 2021 2:23 am

God, I loved their fried clams..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
January 23, 2021 1:21 am

Misspelling fail! Traitor Joe’s Coming Soon!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  TN Patriot
January 23, 2021 3:26 am

He hopes to become dictator but I think the Ho has other thoughts.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  Vixen Vic
January 23, 2021 10:00 am

Are you referring to Commie-law Harris?

KaD
KaD
  TN Patriot
January 23, 2021 5:55 pm

Traitor Joe’s?

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:44 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:44 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:06 pm

Dogs never get tired of being awesome.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 24, 2021 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:45 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:45 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 11:51 am

Deplorables even arm their pets. Before we know it they’ll send their dogs into our hallowed halls of Congress to assassinate all of us! They must be disarmed, then shot!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:46 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 11:53 am

How the Democrats view Deplorables.

Hotstuff
Hotstuff
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 6:28 pm

It’s just Joe Biden trying to pull his dog’s tail and sniff his hair.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:47 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:48 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 11:54 am

Okay, no more beer for George.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:23 pm

Is that Hunter Biden after a backyard bender?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 22, 2021 6:24 pm

Naw, he’d be naked.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:48 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:49 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 12:07 pm

bidens cabinet race.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 2:46 pm

Common core math.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:49 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:08 pm

Good dog!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:50 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 12:09 pm

Back in the veldts of Africa the lions would remove these.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:50 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:51 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:51 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:05 pm

Never mind the grass. Bring that into Congress and whip those sons-a-bitches good.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 2:07 pm

Some of ’em might like it.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:52 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 12:10 pm

Ninja cat!!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:09 pm

Mom, the city’s perfectly safe, so relax, okay? I’m just walking on the sidewalk. What could possibly go wron . . .

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
January 22, 2021 7:34 pm

Man hole, round. Woman hole, square.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:53 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:11 pm

One to many ‘Jaws’ sequels.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:54 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:13 pm

That idiot’s passing on the right!

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 1:52 pm

Maybe it is tropical England?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Nocte_Volens
January 22, 2021 9:46 pm

Grand Cayman drives on the wrong side, too. Almost got me killed on a scooter a few times when I forgot.

andoneinthechamber
andoneinthechamber
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 11:26 pm

it’s river rules.

J Rook
J Rook
  nkit
January 22, 2021 6:57 pm

All this time I thought democrats and republicans really weren’t trying to lead us in the same direction.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:55 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:15 pm

Git Along Little Dogies

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 23, 2021 10:57 am

A patriot among the sheeple.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:55 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:16 pm

Man, look at all that sheet.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:19 pm

New regulations for trampolines were passed after a child bounced too high and got sucked into a jet engine. Now trampolines must be immersed in a pond and users must wear helmets and yellow vests. Four life guards must be posted. Mommy government knows best.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:18 pm

OK, who’s the wise guy that bought all of the Costco Jell-O?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:12 pm

Jesus moonlighting a construction job.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:26 pm

Let’s get all our bureaucrats doing this instead of passing and enforcing asinine regulations.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:20 pm

I told you fire-fighters were way over paid.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:13 pm

In Russia, Halon doesn’t harm the ozone layer.

0311
0311
  nkit
January 22, 2021 6:58 pm

Fire discipline vs. spray and pray.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:40 pm

Hey, all we need to make watching golf worthwhile is nice legs.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 4:10 pm

No doglegs

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
January 23, 2021 7:58 am

Ya mean something like this……..
https://youtu.be/JAg5I-F7fPo

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

any of you golfers out there got a clue about her being a golfer or not?

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

I show this to my golfing buddies everytime right b4 we tee off. It’s our golf tit for the day.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

I meant tip.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike

No you didn’t.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Tree Mike
January 23, 2021 12:38 pm

OK…ya got me.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:22 pm

The Esther Williams golf school.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:49 pm

Thanks to Biden, the girls varsity team will all be mentally-disturbed men next year.

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  MrLiberty
January 22, 2021 8:16 pm

I can’t wait to see how that affects women’s basketball.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Pat-riot
January 22, 2021 9:48 pm

A womanless WNBA, but it still won’t be worth watching.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:30 pm

Hey, maybe if we replace the basketball with juggling pins the game would be worth watching and a few whites would make the NBA.

Guy White
Guy White
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

No Boojums Allowed?

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:58 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:25 pm

Corn-hole throwing corn-hole at a corn-hole.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:24 am

People definitely have a lot of time on their hands.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:39 pm

Spare me, show off.

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:36 pm

One of the tougher spares…

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 8:18 pm

Never bowled a 300 game in his life however…..

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 11:59 am

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~L
~L
  nkit
January 22, 2021 1:10 pm

I believe that’s Federov…under rated.
Scored all 5 goals the Wings had in one game once. A YT search will pop up.
And when the Russian 5 were all on the ice together for the first time, the magic was fun to watch.
Opponents didn’t like the keep-away game, and got pissed when they looked so silly. Memories.
Then the limo accident happened, just one day after their 1st Lord Stanley.
And still, they repeated, a rare feat in sports.
These days, they’re in rebuilding mode, and maybe Stevie will have them back in the hunt soon.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  ~L
January 22, 2021 1:54 pm

Very talented player but his work ethic frequently sucked.

Mix
Mix
  Nocte_Volens
January 23, 2021 11:21 am

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
January 23, 2021 12:43 pm

NO!!!

Cynicles
Cynicles
  ~L
January 24, 2021 2:08 am

Fedorov was 91.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:38 pm

Lucky 13

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:17 pm

Klan basketball?

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:00 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:14 pm

New Olympic sport invented by the chinx – Ping Bowling

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 1:31 pm

More like Ping Boring, as they would call it.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Two balls.
Rachel Levine would love it, or, cry.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:37 pm

Sixty years from now he’ll be telling his fat grandkids about that shot.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 1:08 pm

Yes, I do.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 2:29 pm

Yeah, but probably not in English.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:49 pm

CNN – police brutally beat black man

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:50 pm

Brick walls in the middle of basketball courts would also make the sport more interesting, not only for the acrobatic shots but for the splattered players.

Paul Volk
Paul Volk
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 9:28 pm

In a nearby very small town, the high school gym had a pole in the middle of the basketball floor. The home team would turn an opponent around and into the pole regularly. Also, the ceiling was so low no one could shoot a jump shot from very far from the basket.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:32 pm

All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:03 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:16 pm

The most exciting part of the kick ball game.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:53 pm

This is like the lottery ticket commercials that show the winner screeching joyfully but not the 58 million losers.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:04 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:34 pm

What did you learn at school today, Suzie?

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 8:20 pm

And all the time we thought he was grading our tests!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:33 am

I would have preferred this teacher than the majority I had.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:54 pm

Did he not know he could’ve just reached over his shoulder and dropped the ball in?

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:47 pm

Oh, sorry. I wasn’t watching the basketballs.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 1:10 pm

Basketballs? I thought those were fun bags.

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 8:22 pm

What form!

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:36 pm

Proving, once again, that all teachers have eyes in the back of their heads.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:55 pm

Hey, I thought Ted was fiction.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:35 am

That’s so cute.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 1:11 pm

Ears back, don’t touch or move.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:21 pm

They will fuck you up

J Rook
J Rook
  nkit
January 22, 2021 7:09 pm

I told you not that ear stupid!

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 8:23 pm

It’ll be OK, I saw this in a cartoon once…..

Mix
Mix
  Pat-riot
January 23, 2021 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:35 pm

HILARIOUS !

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:37 pm

Scooty-doo!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 5:22 pm

What? No videos of cats doing that?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 23, 2021 11:31 am

Starboardors having fun.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:30 pm

Nice catch dad!

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
January 22, 2021 12:57 pm

Unfortunately, in celebrating the catch he stood and spiked the kid.

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 1:58 pm

Stole my line. lol

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 2:25 am

Once again, Dad reflexes.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 12:58 pm

Today, on China Cooks, we make sweet and sour dog balls.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:38 am

Now that’s funny. He even pushes on the open plastic bottle.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 1:01 pm

Droll vault

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:39 pm

Nike dropped him.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 23, 2021 11:37 am

Time to raise the bar!

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