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Chernobyl shamrock….not so lucky.
Dollarweed
India holds its own Olympics.
Cows are people too, ya know. Or, at least they used to be.
Pro sports – the best we got.
We are Siameeiz if you pleeiz
We are Siameeiz if you don’t please
“Lift Guard On Duty”
Ragheads found another way to dispose of queers instead of throwing them off roofs.
Ninja dog!
I am so fucking sick of seeing masks.
I just look at the tits.
Haha, mask, what mask?
Me too, Bob.
Why I down voted.
And the dick weeds that wear them.
Nice job, Lorena.
That’s a great idea.
Drive-in movie, 57 Chevy trunk, we crammed 8 of us in.
That’s just gross
Doggone fed up.
Hahahahahhaha
He sure saved her!
So you had a tuna snack and now you don’t realize the cat is hungry?
Time for flying lessons
Nailed it.
Correction: Nailed Them.
Good thing he doesn’t have balls.
The horse’s name is Balk, and you never had a clue?
North American kids 2022
Banana-Nanna, Fo-Fanna…Fee, Fi, Fo, Fanna
Cow Doc taking his girlfriend to the movies.
..and the kid, apparently. No, some things we just don’t want to know.
When I said I wanted you to take my Taurus for a ride, I meant my Ford..
That’s bull, Bob.
He’ll steer you wrong.
quit being jerky…
What’s your beef?
Victor Hedman, 2017-18 Norris Trophy winner.
The food was fine; the kid just found out Biden’s the president.
Wait ’till you try Brussels spouts.
He sees his life before him. Endless spoonfuls of mashed peas. ..forever..
I don’t like mushy peas either.
The one and only time it will be cute.
After that, it will tear up your pasture.
I was thinking how tasty it might be. Tiny tender porklets. ummm, good.
Illusional arts class 101
You see? White kids are racist from birth, disrespecting African Americans with blackface. Cancel them!
dog eaters
Because pole vaulting is sexist.
When I told you I needed a wax, this wasn’t what I meant!
Can’t wash off skankiness.
From a Friday fail to a Friday fail, fail.
Hang five
Looks like Jesus can surf .
I hope that doesn’t fall on his head one day.
YourAverageJoe where’s your “the fun gene” comment?
He excelled at Lego Trade School.
Whistling Wind Construction
10001 Airgap Ave.
Energybill, Oh. 47651
For those who are Environmentally and Global warming conscious, a revolving merchandise display.
When the snake just can’t get in the box.
Sick-O
Cow Doc in vet school learning how to communicate with future patients.
Very dangerous. That puppy should be in a puppy seat!
Probably drives better than half of others on the road.
La-Z-Boi Parkour
Part of the answer as to why he lost the selection in November.
And Xiden has already ordered troops into Syria…and Russia is countering. Should be fun.
He has a short time to try and outdo 0bama on starting/escalating wars.
Joey is just the figurehead. Barry is behind the scenes running the show.
Blow job Harris is the shadow president.
And Killery is pulling Barrys strings .
And Soros is pulling Killerys strings .
And Satan is pulling Georges strings .
Syria
Looks like my rectum after a meal at Taco Bell
I won’t ask why it’s so flexible.
Purely a result of the hot burning gases rushing to get out. Nothing more.
Thrust Vector Control .
I used to build parts and tooling for those .
Good Times , Good Money !
What’s your vector, Victor?
Now that kid knows how to face plant!
And my sister thinks her apricot facial scrub is effective. Watch this!
The average Intelligence Quotient in some nations skews significantly less than in others.
and average means half are much lower.
Hay, good lookin’
I think that I threw 3-wire bales until I was 13 y.o., and then they started getting bigger and bigger and faster than I got big and never big enough. By then I could drive the machinery.
He drank the everclear instead of putting it in the watermelon. Just maybe.
A self-explanatory gif.
The L.A. River is a bitch to drive.
A perfect illustration of just what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like.
1ADAM-12
I must be, hanging out with you.
I know that girl in pink.
You leave my Mrs. out of this.
Funniest joke this year !
Kind of like the drug test I once had to take – “By scent alone, be able to distinguish black Turkish hash from blond Lebanese hash”.
I almost missed that one. I kept asking for more samples…
“Makes yer eyes red , just thinkin’ about it “
He was carrying a lunch pail.
“My seester was bitten by a moose.”
+1,000 ^ votes
Nailed It !
Democrat strategy for keeping Trump from getting anywhere near that place again.
notice the razor wire is on the Capital side
hmmmmmmmmm
At the rate they’re pissing off soldiers, they’ll end up hating guns and walls for sure.
I imagine as the soldiers tried to sleep and hold in their piss in a freezing parking garage they were asking themselves why they didn’t get the order to take down the government.
Anwar Sadat style!
They could have at least allowed them a bivvy.
Still sexier than most single black females.
Make that “any”.
I regularly park my 83 F250 diesel in the “Fuel Efficient Vehicle” spots at my doctor’s office. If anyone ever challenges me I’m going to ask them to name a more fuel efficient full sized pickup from 1983 than mine.
83 F250 diesel with 390,000 miles, I see you’re still breaking it in.
Woke manatees just piss me off.