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C: It would never work out.
D: We could move to Greenwich Village…
D: Do you know where they keep the food?
C: Yep, and I’m not telling you.
So that’s where my remote went!
If you have a guy in a white coat as a remote, you must be rich. If I were rich I’d have a beautiful naked woman as my remote.
Which would be your favorite buttons to push, besides mute?
69
No need for the mute button if you have that one going on.
Unfortunately, I’d say your chances of that are remote.
The original Q.
How they serve them at most restaurants nowdays.
Superglue use #1,492,534.
Give that dog some little skis.
urban winter olympics
caattnniipp..
It’s all his fault.
Gov. Ralph Northam and his little brother circa, 1965
As usual, coons looking for handouts.
Minstrel show.
Offspring, over at Stuckey’s, demanding reparations
Shoot ’em!!!
Trash pandas
Learned response.
“Oh shit, you ain’t the popo.”
Shoot ’em ! …Oh, sorry . Thought this was the raccoon gif above…
I kept waiting for the other shoo to drop.
That’s why dogs are good swimmers. They’re born with it.
Well, you have to admit, she needs the exercise.
Darwin relays…
…and for some people, that’s what they think double-time means.
Brake check
Payback for teasing.
What happens when Cal Tech admits more women.
Just because they are women. Qualified ones make a fine addition to the school however.
Next time get one that uses batteries.
I thought it was that idiot Ocasio-Cortez at first.
I’ve done that before, just not on purpose.
Bob, half the fun of Friday Fail is your comments.
I’d like to see them speed up that jump rope.
Everyday occurrence at Llpoh’s house.
Only they’re brown there.
Hurry, ladies, get back in the locker! The wife’s almost here.
City apartments circa 2024
Dachshunds make excellent lion suckers.
‘Burning Man’ playa?
Not good for interior home defense.
I told you not while the kid is looking.
Apparently, females are the same in every species.
Every 28 days, Tony and Tonette…
Bobby, quit playing with your food!
Look, let me show you how a man does it.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t… oh wait
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
That’s it, ride’s over sweetheart, off you go!
Bone-chills
If he weren’t white I would have said that was Ice Cube.
Navy Seal boot camp.
Darwin winter camp.
Voted for Biden.
6 times.
If he didn’t, the parents sure did!
Say, Hon? Suppose we start feeding the kid sometime?
Their stockpile won’t last at this rate.
In my best Liverpool accent, “Me bird watches out for me.”
What the hell did it expect ?
ABC denies it staged the scene and says that was Jesus walking by.
A TOTAL LIE! As if MSM would admit Jesus Christ was real.
Lucy was also on her knees to get that job.
Neener, neener, neener, I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you. I’m nof tuffin goo…
Get in and close the door….free high.
It’s like they say. It’s not funny if it doesn’t have some truth to it.
Back to the Future II…the deleted scenes
Smokin hottie.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever Whitey boy.
Biden’s basement.
Or the inside of his skull…
I don’t think there any rays of light there.
E.T. phone home.
Pregnant. Nice guy to let her sit down.
“Next up, watch me eat a Tide pod.”
About 90 min. later her cum will taste like lime……..yes it will!
That’s what women invariably do when they see my snake.
That shows she’s not from Wuhan.
Drop it & run?
Better lay off the cat chow if you want to get back on the cabinets.
Hahahaha loser
Must be a female.. At what point did the cat realize it wasn’t ever getting on a counter again. Sort of reminds me of the mrs. as to when she………………..oh never mind………………………..
I’ve been doing this for a month and I haven’t lost any weight!
“I pay half price!”
This is why we have so many warning labels on electrical devices…..
Damn census takers.
Hahahaha thats some funnyass shit right there!
…and after returning from her car.
New, from Ronco! Bath fart glitter bubbles.
Trump’s four years of accomplishments, meets Biden’s first day in office.
Democrats chasing chinese bribes.
If you look closely you’ll see some republicans in there to.
Yeh the Repubes are the yellow ones.
M-80’s were fun as a kid.
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a chihuahua?
A dead chihuahua.
This is a magnification of a bad needle on your turntable tonearm.
I think I can. I think I can. …
Damn! They told me this thing had all-wheel drive.
rock it again
Not HERE! Later.
One of Herb Alpert’s earliest memories.
At least he learned that whipped cream was better that shaving creme.