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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:31 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:35 am

If plants had eyes, they’d starve. Good idea.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:35 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:36 am

I think she’s one of the prettiest of the women you guys have posted on here.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:35 pm

Huginn and Muninn have told Odin to stay Frosty
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Guy White
Guy White
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 3:41 pm

Vá! Þakka þér fyrir að minnast á Hungin og Mungin. Óðinn

Ain’t no 13%-ers in Miðgarðr. When I walk I am pleased when the kraka visit.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 3:48 pm

That look of anticipation.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 8:29 am

WOW! She’s into branding!! Good girl!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

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Guy White
Guy White
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 3:43 pm

ME! Me, while my blood is hot and my grip is firm. Better than my innocent scion.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:36 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 6:52 pm

“This is my rifle. This is my gun. ………. “

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 10:43 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 10:46 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:40 pm

What about nitpickers who tell people whiney is spelled with an h?

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 4:24 pm

Winey people are from France and California.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:42 pm

First time I’ve wanted milk more than beer.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Bob P
January 23, 2021 2:35 am

Not the first time……….. you just can’t remember back that far.

Jerry S
Jerry S
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:47 pm

Udderly rediculous….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:49 pm

Very appropriate necklace.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 4:56 pm

Got Milk?

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 8:45 pm

Oh ja das ist sehr gut!!!!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 8:47 pm

Ja!

arye ola
arye ola
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 3:18 pm

more cowbell

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:43 pm

Even sex? Hope you have a talented hand.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 3:23 pm

The operative word is “expect.” Its not like things won’t ever come your way. And then you can be even happier.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 10:48 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:38 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 10:51 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:39 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:39 pm

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Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 8:47 pm

Nice!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:39 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
January 22, 2021 10:41 pm

Now, that’s what I like!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:40 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 12:55 pm

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not stoned enough to be around you right now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 11:02 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:47 pm

Hey, if you want to identify as a lesbian, a toaster, or a jellyfish, who cares? Just stay the fuck away from me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 24, 2021 11:04 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:48 pm

Well, you’ve hooked me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2021 7:17 pm

As long as you don’t have a trouser trout.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:40 pm

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motley
motley
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 6:20 pm

Maybe that what’s they tell you …

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 4:43 am

Too late for that. It’s taxation with representation again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 11:10 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:41 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 22, 2021 7:16 pm

That bull red is blocking some good viewing.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:44 am

I love that bikini. I wonder where she got it.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:41 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 11:35 am

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:41 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:41 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 2:22 pm

They forgot, “read an analog clock”.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:49 pm

Always liked Bailey better.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:59 pm

Bailey or Jennifer I vote Bailey

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 3:28 pm

The “Maryann” of WKRP.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
January 22, 2021 3:38 pm

Exactly. The girl next door vs the fake hooker/ho

Machinist
Machinist
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 4:31 pm

Time changes things.
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DinCO
DinCO
  Machinist
January 22, 2021 6:54 pm

So does plastic surgery….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  DinCO
January 22, 2021 10:12 pm

She still has those bedroom eyes, though.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Machinist
January 23, 2021 4:46 am

I think Bailey looks great for her age.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Machinist
January 23, 2021 8:34 am

Yikes!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
January 22, 2021 1:42 pm

Happy Friday!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:42 pm

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None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:19 am

Dis gal sho loves them some fishes.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 2:50 pm

What a waste.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 4:48 am

It’s going to be gross in a couple of decades when we have 75-year olds running around with their fake boobs. And there are a lot of them out there. Along with tattooed sagging skin.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Cow Doctor
January 24, 2021 12:53 am

Now Grandma can get motorboated!

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:52 pm

Why does my coffee have bones in it?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 7:14 pm

I’d bet she’d like more than just a pea cock.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:44 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
January 22, 2021 3:09 pm

Homo Sapiens is the scientific name for our species…However, just like dogs (Canis Lupus Familiaris), there are several different Breeds, within that species…Separated by appearance, behavior, and, most of all, IQ…

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Oldone
January 22, 2021 8:07 pm

Homo Subhominous?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Oldone
January 22, 2021 8:56 pm

Yep, some are German Shepard, others are feral coyotes.

DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
January 22, 2021 4:25 pm

And….. it votes. Probably many times.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  DinCO
January 23, 2021 2:42 am

And throws tables…………………

Pat-riot
Pat-riot
  nkit
January 22, 2021 8:54 pm

Is this our new State Representative?

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 23, 2021 1:00 pm

That’s the genetic kind of stupid that Lincoln warned us about.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:44 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 4:27 pm

Clearly not enough of the stupid ones…

[See above. ]

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:45 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 3:01 pm

The only black that is hated by the Xiden regime.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
January 22, 2021 3:31 pm

The record number of blacks who voted for Trump would likely also fall into that category. They are now somehow “white supremacists.”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
January 22, 2021 3:39 pm

But it is easy for them to blend in with the others.

Oldone
Oldone
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 3:10 pm

That would be a — YEP!!!

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Cow Doctor
January 23, 2021 1:08 pm

Nope! It’s because I got a new girlfriend.
https://youtu.be/8KMQMJrgiaY

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 3:10 pm

Since I assume she’s a young teenager, I’ll just admire her athleticism.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 5:02 pm

Lier!

DinCO
DinCO
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 6:55 pm

Yeah, her boyfriend has the meth lab down the street… Just keeps on going and going and going and ……

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 1:45 pm

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J Rook
J Rook
  Cow Doctor
January 22, 2021 9:36 pm

What we here is a failure to communicate.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:46 pm

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DRUD
DRUD
  nkit
January 22, 2021 2:33 pm

I want this woman impeached immediately for inciting erection.

Bob P
Bob P
  DRUD
January 22, 2021 3:01 pm

Send her to my chambers, and I’ll decide what to do with her.

MistaShapeShifta
MistaShapeShifta
  Bob P
January 22, 2021 6:08 pm

Are you going to come down hard on her?

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/MORE BOURBON TOO.
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/MORE BOURBON TOO.
  nkit
January 23, 2021 12:21 am

Holy Calzone !

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:46 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 23, 2021 1:12 pm

Good girls keep their head down in front of master. Nice.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:05 pm

Ugly attitude.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2021 9:01 pm

Totally useless and aways fucking shit up.
And…ya gotta open yer wallet and buy litter for them to shit and piss on…..oh the humanity!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
January 23, 2021 8:19 pm

Funny how you never ever see dog litter commercials….blockquote>

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:53 am

It’s voodoo.

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 22, 2021 3:28 pm

What about my tongue?

nkit
nkit
January 22, 2021 1:50 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 22, 2021 3:33 pm

The best place to hide anything is in plain sight.

Machinist
Machinist
  MrLiberty
January 22, 2021 4:35 pm

Guess what my dry-wall job looks like?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 23, 2021 4:54 am

I like this idea but not for beer.