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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:04 pm

You know something that never once occurred to me? I wonder if there’s a way I can pick up hot coals and burning logs with my hands.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 8:38 pm

The video is a bit over the top, but having fireproof gloves (I first used welder’s gloves for protection, but silicone seems to be the current material) is a great thing. Even for oven gloves so you can handle 450 degree pans safely. If you have a fireplace, these types of things are a necessity.

Even so, I doubt he could hold these coals for an extended period of time.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:53 pm

Volcano eruption seen from the ISS
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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:25 pm

Capital Hill imagined by ISIS.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Machinist
January 29, 2021 8:40 pm

Capitol Hill in the Democrats’ imagination unless they subjugate half of the US population.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:21 pm

And you think your car contributes to global warming? How are ya gonna put a stop to nature?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:27 pm

That’s going to get the firmament dirty.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:55 pm

One hour of all active satellites as of October 2020 (sped up 240x)
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Jeff
Jeff
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:05 pm

and that’s just the close in ones. Check out http://stuffin.space/
Completely interactive satellite experience.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Jeff
January 30, 2021 2:48 am

Cool image- thanks for the link, but it looks like the Corona virus.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:09 pm

And just how did they get this video?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 3:15 pm

I can see my house from here.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 4:26 pm

Martians
Ever hear of Area 51?

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:31 pm

I call BS; I think most satellites are probably geostationary along the equator (about 23,000 miles high) way out (3 inches) of the picture; and very few satellites take a low Polar Orbit (N. Pole to S. Pole orbit). This looks like some phony animation of space junk (boosters etc) to me. Besides, things in low orbit re-enter the atmosphere in a couple years. Looks more like UFOs if we could see them or paint them with radar.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:09 pm

This is what I have to do with my pants snake.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 3:49 pm

Can’t you just put a sock in your drawers like other guys?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:56 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:29 pm

That reminds me, I forgot to pick up the Vanilla and Caramel Swirl ice cream.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:57 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:19 pm

A survivor, but also a spreader.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:31 pm

Lawrencia Welk

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:10 pm

I know what’d I’d draw on the building. (Hint: it wouldn’t be a butterfly.)

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 12:57 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  Mix
January 29, 2021 4:32 pm

nolo contendere

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:58 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:25 pm

But since Billy’s accident, he gave up his pogo stick.comment image

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:12 pm

Why do dogs get more action than I? (This is a rhetorical question, but feel free to unleash your abuse.)

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 3:37 pm

For a good time Bob, call me any time, 313-867-5309.comment image

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 5:01 pm

God help me, Mix, you’re almost as ugly as Hillary.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 30, 2021 6:56 pm

Still better looking than peelosi.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 4:15 pm

It’s the irresistible awesomeness!

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 12:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 2:14 pm

What of it? Geckos hardly pay any taxes anyway.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 3:52 pm

This guy is in a lot of commercials, so he has got to be rolling in the dough.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 4:39 pm

Just for the Halibut, GEICO was founded auto insurance directly to federal government employees and their families. GEICO became a wholly owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway. Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:16 pm

Ha what a pussy

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:59 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:42 pm

It’s a family thing.comment image

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 12:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:17 pm

Open the window so it can fly with it friend

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:00 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:30 pm

Be funny if there was no glass!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:51 pm

Ah, that’s nothin’.comment image

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:34 pm

Oligarchs at Davos plan the plebian menu for 2030.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 9:31 pm

Fake meat, cockroach milk, fetal remnant bloody pudding, and yellow snow for refreshment?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:37 pm

Oligarchs at Davos fatten up rats to add to 2030 prole menu.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 30, 2021 12:31 am

That’s a chinchilla

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:32 pm

I said have some fantasy fun with a whore, not oar!

Phil
Phil
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 2:44 pm

You obviously don’t speak Cockney.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:54 pm

Restraints first, everybody knows that.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:38 pm

He must have gone to a LGBT school and that’s what they think foreplay is; what a fool.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 9:18 am

She was expecting to like it until it hit her tailbone. Dumbfuck’in beta doesn’t know what he is doing!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:27 pm

Wise. We don’t want any kangapoo.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:03 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:04 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:42 pm

Eli Whitney’s other invention that resulted in a huge migration of surplus labor to the North?

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 9:20 am

How many illegal mexicans does this machine put out of work?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:03 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:55 pm

Typical black hellraiser

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 9:43 pm

Never turn your back to one.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:04 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:09 pm

An f.f. version.comment image

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 9:46 pm

Perfect five point landing.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:44 pm

Thank God he was there or she would have gotten a broken neck.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:04 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:30 pm

Looks like a future NFL cornerback…..

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:45 pm

Well, in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy, and he had him a still
We brewed white lightnin’ ’til the sun went down
And then he’d fill him a jug and he’d pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin’, pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whshhhoooh… white lightnin’

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:05 pm

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GT_Void
GT_Void
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:36 pm

Women do that to Bob P all the time, just without the karate board.

Bob P
Bob P
  GT_Void
January 29, 2021 4:40 pm

And people think I’m hunched because I’m old.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:20 pm

That was awesome!
I watched it again and again

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 5:11 pm

Kick a Koon for Krist

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:07 pm

I see what you did there.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:48 pm

Her Daddy taught her that move.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:05 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:17 pm

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Whiskey1Bravo
Whiskey1Bravo
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:50 pm

San Francisco Ducks on Meth, News at 11

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:07 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:21 pm

Dammit! Ya missed!

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 9:51 pm

That’s why old horsemen use ” tie-downs” , stupid.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:35 pm

Now play with mine.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 9:53 pm

You aren’t gonna score on her…

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:08 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:56 pm

Guy’s team is an automatic 21 point favorite.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:39 pm

Man obviously knows how to handle pussy!

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  Anonymous
January 29, 2021 10:51 pm

New, Tide with Catnip

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:12 pm

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Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 2:40 pm

Perfect resume for a politician.

Machinist
Machinist
  Mix
January 29, 2021 6:22 pm

B-L-Z- Bub

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 29, 2021 7:00 pm

If it weren’tfor bodyguards, he wouldn’t have lived past 1972.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mix
January 30, 2021 12:06 am

C’mon, man! He didn’t rig the election. Somebody else did that.

I doubt whether he could even dress himself. He probably believes he won that election.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:41 pm

Last time she farts in a pool

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 10:52 pm

He should have added a Baby Ruth bar.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 7:40 am

I think it’s intended to look like blood. Every girls worst nightmare.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:14 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:58 pm

That looks like me in a traffic circle.

TheRaggedEdge OfNebraska
TheRaggedEdge OfNebraska
  nkit
January 30, 2021 3:33 pm

After the show was cancelled Kit became unmanageable.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:14 pm

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Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:14 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  Mix
January 29, 2021 4:10 pm

Or you are just so stupid that you think the Jews (AKA “the left”) are interested in honest debate.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Ken31
January 29, 2021 9:37 pm

Incorrect generalizations like that are what give the “left” their “moral justification” to try and suppress the rest of us.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  prester kahn
January 29, 2021 10:34 pm

Not all leftists are Jews. And not all Jews are… oh never mind.