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You know something that never once occurred to me? I wonder if there’s a way I can pick up hot coals and burning logs with my hands.
The video is a bit over the top, but having fireproof gloves (I first used welder’s gloves for protection, but silicone seems to be the current material) is a great thing. Even for oven gloves so you can handle 450 degree pans safely. If you have a fireplace, these types of things are a necessity.
Even so, I doubt he could hold these coals for an extended period of time.
Volcano eruption seen from the ISS
Capital Hill imagined by ISIS.
Capitol Hill in the Democrats’ imagination unless they subjugate half of the US population.
And you think your car contributes to global warming? How are ya gonna put a stop to nature?
That’s going to get the firmament dirty.
One hour of all active satellites as of October 2020 (sped up 240x)
and that’s just the close in ones. Check out http://stuffin.space/
Completely interactive satellite experience.
Cool image- thanks for the link, but it looks like the Corona virus.
And just how did they get this video?
I can see my house from here.
Martians
Ever hear of Area 51?
I call BS; I think most satellites are probably geostationary along the equator (about 23,000 miles high) way out (3 inches) of the picture; and very few satellites take a low Polar Orbit (N. Pole to S. Pole orbit). This looks like some phony animation of space junk (boosters etc) to me. Besides, things in low orbit re-enter the atmosphere in a couple years. Looks more like UFOs if we could see them or paint them with radar.
This is what I have to do with my pants snake.
Can’t you just put a sock in your drawers like other guys?
That reminds me, I forgot to pick up the Vanilla and Caramel Swirl ice cream.
A survivor, but also a spreader.
Lawrencia Welk
I know what’d I’d draw on the building. (Hint: it wouldn’t be a butterfly.)
nolo contendere
But since Billy’s accident, he gave up his pogo stick.
Why do dogs get more action than I? (This is a rhetorical question, but feel free to unleash your abuse.)
For a good time Bob, call me any time, 313-867-5309.
God help me, Mix, you’re almost as ugly as Hillary.
Still better looking than peelosi.
It’s the irresistible awesomeness!
What of it? Geckos hardly pay any taxes anyway.
This guy is in a lot of commercials, so he has got to be rolling in the dough.
Just for the Halibut, GEICO was founded auto insurance directly to federal government employees and their families. GEICO became a wholly owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway. Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway.
Ha what a pussy
It’s a family thing.
Open the window so it can fly with it friend
Be funny if there was no glass!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5787978/zookeeper-savaged-eaten-alive-tiger-china-zoo/
Ah, that’s nothin’.
Oligarchs at Davos plan the plebian menu for 2030.
Fake meat, cockroach milk, fetal remnant bloody pudding, and yellow snow for refreshment?
Oligarchs at Davos fatten up rats to add to 2030 prole menu.
That’s a chinchilla
I said have some fantasy fun with a whore, not oar!
You obviously don’t speak Cockney.
Restraints first, everybody knows that.
He must have gone to a LGBT school and that’s what they think foreplay is; what a fool.
She was expecting to like it until it hit her tailbone. Dumbfuck’in beta doesn’t know what he is doing!
Wise. We don’t want any kangapoo.
Eli Whitney’s other invention that resulted in a huge migration of surplus labor to the North?
How many illegal mexicans does this machine put out of work?
Typical black hellraiser
Never turn your back to one.
An f.f. version.
Perfect five point landing.
Thank God he was there or she would have gotten a broken neck.
Looks like a future NFL cornerback…..
Well, in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy, and he had him a still
We brewed white lightnin’ ’til the sun went down
And then he’d fill him a jug and he’d pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin’, pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whshhhoooh… white lightnin’
Women do that to Bob P all the time, just without the karate board.
And people think I’m hunched because I’m old.
That was awesome!
I watched it again and again
Kick a Koon for Krist
I see what you did there.
Her Daddy taught her that move.
San Francisco Ducks on Meth, News at 11
Dammit! Ya missed!
That’s why old horsemen use ” tie-downs” , stupid.
Now play with mine.
You aren’t gonna score on her…
Guy’s team is an automatic 21 point favorite.
Man obviously knows how to handle pussy!
New, Tide with Catnip
Perfect resume for a politician.
B-L-Z- Bub
If it weren’tfor bodyguards, he wouldn’t have lived past 1972.
C’mon, man! He didn’t rig the election. Somebody else did that.
I doubt whether he could even dress himself. He probably believes he won that election.
Last time she farts in a pool
He should have added a Baby Ruth bar.
I think it’s intended to look like blood. Every girls worst nightmare.
That looks like me in a traffic circle.
After the show was cancelled Kit became unmanageable.
Or you are just so stupid that you think the Jews (AKA “the left”) are interested in honest debate.
Incorrect generalizations like that are what give the “left” their “moral justification” to try and suppress the rest of us.
Not all leftists are Jews. And not all Jews are… oh never mind.