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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:16 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:26 pm

Tannerite is fun!
(just don’t get ripped to shreds like he nearly did)

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 5:19 pm
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:03 pm

I just don’t know what to say.

0311
0311
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:51 pm

What a dumbass.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:36 pm

Could have hit him in the head…

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  rhs jr
January 30, 2021 9:22 am

Should have.

Whiskey1Bravo
Whiskey1Bravo
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:09 pm

Dumb ass stupid idiots. Both videos above. Nothing worse in the world than amateurs with weapons and anything that go boom with a IQ just a level or two higher than a retard

nkit
nkit
  Whiskey1Bravo
January 30, 2021 12:36 am

Best comment today. Thanks.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:23 pm

Blew up his truck, so he walked home.comment image

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 10:37 pm

The Devil couldn’t scare that guy?

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 2:44 pm

Sinister = left

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 5:28 pm

derivative of Latin word “sinistra” meaning left side or left hand and thus in days of yore, left handed people were considered to be evil or even witches.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 6:27 pm

But, not all of the good guys are called Dexter.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:17 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:41 pm

Cowardly government leftist POS MF’er. Payback will be Hell for him and OJ.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:18 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:06 pm

They’re cute until they start ripping your guts out.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 10:42 pm

Same for Wolves, Coyotes, Mountain Lions etc.

toolpush
toolpush
  rhs jr
March 30, 2021 6:31 am

Nah, those will run away. A polar bear wont

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  YourAverageJoe
January 30, 2021 7:45 am

If they did it gently, would they still be cute?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:46 pm

My dog jumps after each shovel-full I toss, which makes shoveling harder but fun.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 6:29 pm

My dog jumps after each shovel-full

He’d never leave DC.

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 2:46 pm

And now they’re back in power.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 5:12 pm

And diddling continues unabated. Just sick.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
January 30, 2021 7:46 am

Maybe?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 29, 2021 7:07 pm

He is my President.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 9:48 pm

Mine also – and I suspect many others.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  Mix
January 29, 2021 10:27 pm

And his business empire went bankrupt FOUR times at no personal expense or consequence , with funds obtained (stolen) from typical Joe six-pack’s 401 fund. This stooge, who refused to pardon “the whistleblowers” a.k.a the purveyors of truth, yet managed to pardon confirmed spies and their handlers.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:19 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:33 pm

Is the little sh*t alive?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:28 pm

See? Its fun to make them fly!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:45 am

Shades of Alexander the Great

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:24 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:01 pm

I see a lot of youts in Walmart that couldn’t outrun him.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:25 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:02 pm

That’s a shock wave folks!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:42 pm

Get used to it, kid.

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:25 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 29, 2021 4:31 pm

You’ll never see a cat do that.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 5:11 pm

Good doggies!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:26 pm

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Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:58 pm

I assume a Jack Russel terrier.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:04 pm

Rat Terrorier…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:26 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:54 pm

Special delivery!

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Anonymous
January 29, 2021 11:07 pm

We need to seriously avoid Wars…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:27 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:07 pm

We all have those days….I had one 6Nov2020 and it ain’t over….

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:28 pm

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RJ
RJ
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:07 pm

All that work and then the dude he passed to air mailed it over the goal…

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:10 pm

Is there something like the Darwin Award for kick ball?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:28 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:12 pm

Hey that was a little more impressive than the monkey that did the running 360.
I bet major corporations are recruiting him

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:52 pm

More talent for music than any rapper, I’m sure.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:39 pm

Meanwhile,young Kamala being followed by Willie’s boyz, tosses her p-stick.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:13 pm

Yet another big tech guru with his staff.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:14 pm

The Biden Administration’s attitude towards Conservatives.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:30 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:14 pm

Wigger

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:30 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:14 pm

Catigger

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:31 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:33 pm

Hahahahahakeep ’em coming!

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:47 pm

Advert
“Yes you too can be a real DeeJay!
call: http://www.careersinmusic.com/dj/

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:31 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:50 pm

Too much pussy-cat.
Not enough, er, uh…
never mind.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:58 pm

A very well trained “owner”. (Really – who owns whom here?)

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:32 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:51 pm

Smooth move Martha Stewart.

Mix
Mix
  Machinist
January 29, 2021 9:12 pm

Bridget Lancaster, America’s Test Kitchen

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:18 pm

“I’ll now demonstrate how you should not slide your pizza into the oven to fast…”

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:33 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:36 pm

Just gotta love foreign military sales….

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:14 pm

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Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Mix
January 30, 2021 3:14 am

Wish You Were Here

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:20 pm

I think he forgot to remove the lid…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:33 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 6:55 pm

The very definition of child abuse.
Probably a moos-fck
au pair.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:16 pm

Muslim men prefer that side, but not as much as their goats.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:22 pm

Everybody will know if you didn’t shower lately…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:57 pm

you know….that douche guy that tries too hard

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Anonymous
January 29, 2021 11:24 pm

She saw his wings are OK but his pecker isn’t quite right.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:34 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:22 pm

That the place in Denver with the ties?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:35 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:34 pm

Do it again Daddy!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:35 pm

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musket
musket
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:37 pm

Is the little sh*t alive?

Machinist
Machinist
  musket
January 29, 2021 7:02 pm

If he were mine, I might get angry at 1st, then I’d think, “this child of mine can be pretty smart sometimes”.
Get rid of the Propaganda-Tube. (Or Pixel display screen/Flat screen or what ever it is called these days).

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:20 pm

That’s two kid, go for the trifecta.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:01 pm

Which is why you attach it to the wall

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:27 pm

He had to know that was wrong and deserved a spanking…

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
January 29, 2021 2:56 pm

Guess that rules out all of Washington.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 7:03 pm

….and the other ’80 million’ people.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 11:29 pm

Would clear out most Black and Liberal colleges…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:36 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:31 pm

Don’t count your…
Not all eggs are…comment image

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:29 pm

Darwin Award for kick-ball?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:36 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:43 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:30 pm

Biden goes para-sailing…

Mix
Mix
January 29, 2021 1:36 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  Mix
January 29, 2021 7:10 pm

So, that’s what the real Duchess of suck-sex Markle looks like?
Figures, I always thought Harry a poof.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 11:34 pm

They want to play men in the Military so why not let men play women in Sports?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:37 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:11 pm

“Alright, who had the bean burrito last night?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:00 pm

Want one!

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:35 pm

Wow, the Army can now provide their own close air support…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:37 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:13 pm

Is Bernie trying to steal the “Mittens” title now?

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Machinist
January 29, 2021 11:37 pm

This Commie don’t change…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:45 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 11:38 pm

Something old and blue for Biden…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:38 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:16 pm

“Nadler undergoes hydro-therapy.”
” Film at eleven.”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:12 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 30, 2021 7:01 am

I always loved her

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:42 pm

You see a Democrat and I see bacon…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:45 pm

One sign she needs to lose some weight.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:18 pm

Hahahahahathats some funny shit right there.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:20 pm

Sayonara, if it must be so
Whisper sayonara, smiling as we go
No more we stop to see pretty cherry blossoms
No more we ‘neath the tree looking at the sky

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:44 pm

Is she South Korean and the skinny girl North Korean? That looks like some kind of a sick Commie Sports Conspiracy to me…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:40 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:47 pm

Karma for voting Democrat.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:41 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:51 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 29, 2021 11:48 pm

She’s saying?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:41 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:23 pm

If I did that, I’d lose my ticket.
But then, I’m not Military.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Machinist
January 29, 2021 11:52 pm

After what happened to that B-52 out west (over bank and slide into the ground), I don’t think the USAF likes stupid pilot tricks much any more…