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Who’s on first?
Yes.
Then What is second, third, Idontknow.
Yes, but 20 cents an hour buys a nice mud hut in downtown Bangalore, whereas we pay upwards of half a million bucks for a dilapidated shack in Lake Fucklamuk, Saskatchewan, and while they work long hours, we have to work dreary jobs in cubicles with assholes like Kaepernick bitching at us all day about pronouns and how awful white men are. Let’s all move to India!
I think Apple does the same but I heard (read) it was with kids instead of women, they are cheaper, about 10 cents an hour
And… they’re cheaper by the dozen.
But the kids are making more, they don’t have to buy the families mud hut candles.
Let’s get this party started! 🙂
My only comment for today. This is what life as we know it is devolving too.
Uncle Joe would sniff that.
Coffee? Huh! Make that whisky!
White Russians.
Grape juice
(wink, wink)
As close to my life as any gif I’ve ever seen.
Groundhog day
Open up your eyes people, Wake up! It;’s all around us. Be more aware of what movies, TV shows and especially the commercials are really saying to us. They think we’re stupid, and may some are but not you eh?
I think the chance someone is stupid is inversely proportional to their being on TBP.
Dogs don’twant their coodies
2021 encapsulated. Regimenting Capitol Hill to keep enemies of the state–i.e., ordinary Americans–from invading.
The latest example from Boston Dynamics.
Run Dorothy, Run Toto here they come again…..
Kids!
So, there’s a coon in the can, like that’s new.
I’d be little more worried about the jar on the back of the toilet.
Darn. Can’t shoot him because he’s in the commode.
Louisiana wildlife…….all graduates of lsu…..
Drifting the drifts.
I would’ve thought that for $350,000 my Rolls Royce would’ve included the umbrella, but that’s apparently a $20,000 option. Luckily I made 7 mill on Gamestop so I went for it.
Useless umbrella function. You have to actually get out of the car, IN THE RAIN, to get it.
No, but the chauffeur does.
Great spot for a riot baton or a katana for a back up if your force to clean up any trash around your vehicle. Or maybe a 12 gauge barrel with a pull handle near the driver’s seat for a unexpected car jacking. Or a booby trap hook up to a motion detector which is trigger by the unexpected bad guy body position releases a spring loaded pointy bar of metal. Or a secret spot for your back up cash or Mounds coconut bars.
Standard on all Rolls.
If all this employment equity crap applied to whites, we’d insist on this contraption so a few of us could make the NBA.
I’m happy NOT working for the chineeeeez.
ChinaVirusChinaVirusChinaVirus
“I hid the catnip, I hid the catnip”.
Let me out, LET ME OUT, I GOTTA PEEEEEE
I know that dog.
Brains??
In the world of 2021, where stealing the presidency is fine, slapping a few female butts would send the FBI into a tizzy tracking down the culprit, who would then have rude things done to his butt for the next 20 years.
You’re referring to the new covid test?
Yes, the same one approved for Democrats since 1964 that they dearly want to use on the rest of US. I’m not taking that test.
That’s why we wear masks!
Reminds me of ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex’ sperm scene.
Retreat!
Hit the other one on the next toss and she gets a split screen.
Him, “I suck at bowling”.
Her, “Hold my beer…”
How many points for a TV?
10. 100% of illegals voted for Biden.
120%
BUT BUT BUT, lets worry about the single American mother who steals to feed her child.
How much did that one mother steal? Did she steal it from Walmart or Pelosi?
Squirrel meat.
Not questioning these facts at all. But, can you provide a source. Cheers
Sorry, Tyler, I just spent 45 minutes trying to track down the source, but it can be found on this great conservative site- https://pilled.net/#/home
Thanks
It’s not a lie if you believe it, Jerry.
You would hope with a presence like that they would vote Maxine Waters skanky ass out of Compton and send an “hermana” to back fill…….
The NY FED rescues the Hedge Fund boyz.
So what happens if I fuck the doll?
I will guess 15-20 as Bubba’s love interest. BTW Bubba is the pitcher in the relationship.
Dear Diary, Day 9 and I still can’t remember who I am.
Dear Diary, Day 10 and some black lady keeps blowing me till my heart is ready to quit.
Day 9 and already the worst President in our history.
Tough shit, Joe.
No mask, no fly.
That’s one Atta-boy for the US Air Force! Let him fly stand-by with the cargo in a C-130; don’t let him ever have the Suitcase . He belongs to China; let them pay his freight.
Redfaced Batfish
Looks like an Orangefaced Birdfish to me, but what do I know?
Or a black-faced skank fish.
Fish can get the Wu-who flu?
“The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.”
What we really need to control is her big mouth. And put your mask on, Nancy; your face is disgusting me.
more like put the plastic bag on Nancy
World’s largest salt flat in Uyuni, Bolivia
And Saskatchewan has the world’s largest snow flat, but do you hear me bragging about it?
Twiggy had a large chest flat, does that count?
Homeboy pigeon
Treasury pigeon.
Now you see it, now you don’t.
Impeach all the bastards since 1960 except Kennedy and Reagan.
Need to add President Trump to that short list and it’s perfect.
he’s already on it…thus the meme…duh
Kennedy, too. Got my ass in Vietnam. What a treat that was.
He also stole the 1960 election.
Iran-contra qualifies Reagan for sure. Picking Bush as his VP is strike two.
You call this thing, a man?
When a star meets a black hole
Starring Tom Hanks and Kamala Harris.
Black hole, not black whore.
Star, not Tom Hanks
Looks like the embryo was shooting off an emergency flare.
That is a huge powerful Black hole; you can see the awesome suction; then the shot missed by a hair! I’d like to see a direct bulls-eye right to the center of a Black hole; bet that would cause some spectacular explosive fireworks. This ex-Physics student needs a cigarette.
Come on; anyone can tell she’s signing off-key.
Is that stage security or a Thursday night bowling team?
Yes
Saw one of those south of Lubbock TX a few years back.
Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can’t pick very much cotton
In them old cotton fields back home
What the Doc. sees during a colonoscopy.
Meanwhile, inside Pelosi’s vagina . . .
Then those are fur balls (lint) or curds or what flying around in her Puss?
The people at the top pushing for masks are the people trafficking children.
That is certainly a disgusting fact.
Not nearly as disgusting as the corrupt presidential election that brought in the communist party.
Jumping lizards!!
“Leaping ” Lizards….. (Little Orphan Annie)
Dinner bell done rang an’ here come old Chuckie Schumer.
Harvesting Pistachios
So, why do we need Mexicans?
We don’t, but we need more ‘twerking’.
(not)
Pistachio farmers make their fair shake.
Now put the 2-ton hat on……….. I’m waiting.
“Come on now, you’re doing fine Hillary.”
Surgeons practicing with origami
The company I work for makes surgical drills. To practice working in delicate spaces around the ear, surgeons use eggs. They can shave off the shell without tearing the membrane.
Mr. Smith? Unfortunately your mother died on the operating table, but here’s an origami owl.
Now let’s see the proctologist do his shit.
Is there a Mormon around here or something?
Where’s Tony Montana??
Massive iceberg floating past a village in Greenland
Looks like my driveway right now with snow squalls coming off Lake Huron. My wife told me, “Start shoveling, you good-for-nothing bastard,” but I’m waiting to see if it all floats away.