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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:19 pm

ShazAM!

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:26 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:54 pm

Judging by the suit, he’s been there a few times…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:42 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:27 pm

“Just a wee dram…”

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Machinist
January 29, 2021 11:56 pm

I got some 90 Proof Pisca from Peru you need to sample…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:43 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:07 pm

Must be a bachelor….

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:57 am

OK, but………….Why?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:44 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:28 pm

The G-7 fighting over a nickel.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:01 pm

Unique home located in Palo Alto. Only $2.5 million!

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:33 pm

“What time is it, man?”
“I dunno, man. But, I’m sure glad we still got all these Zig-Zags.”

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:48 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:34 pm

A carnivore’s yin and yang.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 9:59 pm

Where is the Cow Doc?comment image

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:49 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:47 pm

Jew coffee for “good luck” with a Menorah?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:50 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:23 pm

Attaboy Victor!

Mix
Mix
  YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2021 10:07 pm

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  YourAverageJoe
January 30, 2021 2:33 am

His name is Nipper.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:48 pm

The Master’s Voice was a little garbled.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:52 pm

Refering to fried brains sandwiches
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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:05 pm

They cost a lot more nowadays since brains are almost extinct.

TXRancher
TXRancher
  Bob P
January 29, 2021 4:41 pm

Have to disagree. There is no shortage of brains since many have never been used.

Machinist
Machinist
  TXRancher
January 29, 2021 7:50 pm

Good point.
Kind of like French Rifles?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:11 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 30, 2021 12:03 am

So is Long Pork but it tastes a lot better.

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:05 pm

It’s just a zombie lure.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:02 am

We call it Hog Head Cheese.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:53 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:53 pm

“The Beginning of Wisdom: “Now you see, Grasshopper Caine. Soon you and the drone are same same.”

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:55 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:29 pm

I have never seen so many tractor trailers on the side of the road in various states of orientation along I80 a few weeks ago. For a couple hundred miles.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Ken31
January 29, 2021 10:15 pm

How many were “driving themselves”?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:58 pm

247 foot tall Sequoia tree named “The President”. There are four men visible in picture – 2 are difficult to find.
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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:55 pm

I’m sorry nkit. I was looking for the boobs.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:18 pm

You can buy this pic. as a 4ft. tall poster. Looks good on the exposed side of a refrigerator.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:07 am

That’s a lot of snow for Texas… Is that the biggest one?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:58 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:24 pm

Hahahastupid bitch

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:08 pm

It was only one horsepower.

A Dolphin Hiding
A Dolphin Hiding
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:34 pm

“You stupid goombah hit man – you can take the horse’s head off before you drive to his house next time!”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:23 pm

Beastiality, coming soon to a democratic city near you.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:17 am

That horse probably ain’t dead; I guess he went lame and the guy has no trailer but I never knew a horse that would lay on a tailgate and you ain’t gonna put one there either much less he stay. That 56 Ford should have a California Rake or that horse weighs about 50 pounds (not 700). What gives?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 1:59 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:26 pm

Our Earthly Angels

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 8:09 am

Now that IS impressive!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:00 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
January 29, 2021 2:44 pm

Millennial retard

TXRancher
TXRancher
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:44 pm

It was a dumb plan with even worse execution.

Machinist
Machinist
  TXRancher
January 29, 2021 7:58 pm

Boy, that hurt. Sounds like the start of my Honeymoon.

A Dolphin Hiding
A Dolphin Hiding
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:37 pm

Gee, Mr. Fire Marshall, sir, I had no idea gasoline would burn before I did that – I was trying to put the fire out.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  A Dolphin Hiding
January 30, 2021 12:19 am

You look like a college graduate so I believe you.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:31 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 30, 2021 12:20 am

You pass the Biden sniff test…

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:01 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:19 pm

The old boys club

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:22 am

From the side with a 300 WinMag, you could get 3 with one shot.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:03 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:38 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  Mix
January 30, 2021 12:24 am

So is Affirmative Discrimination…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 30, 2021 7:09 am

That’s funny!

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:23 am

Firewater?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  rhs jr
January 30, 2021 10:03 am

Rootbeer.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:03 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:25 am

Krystals were 10 cents each…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  rhs jr
January 30, 2021 7:10 am

The dimes were 90% silver

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:06 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 29, 2021 4:12 pm

The other 3% are unemployed.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
January 29, 2021 10:31 pm

Or dead.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:02 pm

and I’m you’re huckleberry

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:29 pm

May she find herself being hung by the hair as well someday.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:57 pm

WRIF FM Detroit, early 80’s “Dick the Bruiser” and Jim Johnson’s morning show had, “Learn to spell with Darnell”, even day a new word. This is one, “Todays’ word is -before- spell it wit me now, b e f o r e, Now less use it n a setence. Two and two before. A Simpler times when comedy wasn’t racist.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:11 pm

Unfortunately, I think most of the world and half of America is fooled by this nonsense.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:11 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 8:15 am

Life is hard. It’s really hard if you’re stupid. JW

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:11 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:27 pm

Kelly’s Heroes – great movie

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:31 am

My generation will break it off in your stupid ass.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 29, 2021 7:58 pm

Eyes agree!

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
January 30, 2021 3:05 pm

FOR THE WIN!

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:14 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:30 pm

Unfortunately, there was 28 years of “globalist” Presidents after him that continued the erosion of the rights of American citizens. And we are now in another period of rapid erosion.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 29, 2021 11:05 pm

Makes me wonder.comment image

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:18 pm

Where’s Bernie?
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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 3:13 pm

Dresses are getting more risqué all the time, but that’s okay.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:34 am

Love the red hair and smile. Wrap her up, I’ll take her.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 30, 2021 8:20 am

Damn. I’ve got to get the county to build sidewalks on my street.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 29, 2021 8:13 pm

Wow

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 29, 2021 10:33 pm

Amy Adams?

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:25 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:36 am

There are a lot of men in love with her….

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 30, 2021 1:10 am

nkit, best run of Gingers in a while. God bless ya.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:29 pm

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rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
January 30, 2021 12:38 am

Horsepower…

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  rhs jr
January 30, 2021 3:09 pm

Hubris and lack of intellectual horsepower.

nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 29, 2021 2:31 pm

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