Ok buddy, you almost had me completely fooled with this whole “mountain man coming out from the wilderness” thing you got going on until I noticed you were wearing tennis shoes. What kind of wild man wears K-Swiss? Really disappointed you didn’t make the full effort and even more disappointed you tried to pull a fast one by me this early in the morning.
On a scale of 1 to awesome, I rate that mustache a fantasia! Now give me some more pills.
Who purposefully goes out, puts forth all the effort in getting rid of their natural eyebrows and then draws on a uni-brow? That’s like hating your natural hair, shaving it off and buying a bright pink mullet wig. The Anthony Davis look is not in girlfriend and it never will be.
Pffft, who needs the Olympics in London? Here in Murrica our summer games are the Beer Olympics and this guy is the Michael Phelps of rockin’ out!
My man here has the head of a 45 year old, the torso of a teenager, and the feet of an 80 year old with those sweet orthopedic velcro shoes. He’s like three generations all rolled into one.
Sweetie, it’s never a good thing when you need to hire a lookout man to make sure nobody can see straight down your poop chutewhile shopping.
It’s important to always wear protection kids.
I’d talk crap, but let’s face it, basically anywhere you camp it’s the same shit so might as well make it as convenient as possible.
I feel like I can see why. Not much of a pose you’ve got there man. Not even a smile. Hell at least the double finger gun brothers are smiling.
Things got really ugly when she did a cannonball into the fish tanks.
What’s up there buff daddy? I hate to break it to you, but it won’t take a spotter to see that hot pink thong you got on.
his might be a first for Who Wears It Better: The Same Guy Edition. Although I suppose this just makes it a ‘Which Outfit Is Better’. I know this is difficult, like choosing which of your kids you like best, but nobody is going to judge you for being honest this time so sound off people.
One ring to rule them all…
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The news is so bad it seems like the msmedia is trying to put the Onion and
Babylon Bee out of business. Walmart is (almost) a breath of fresh air.
Indeed, when you can comb together your mustache, sideburns, eyebrows AND hair, you’ve got something special going on.
Particularly if you weave them into a fabric – then you are 100% compliant with masking requirements, all the time.
isnt it time to grow up and stop mocking?
Never!
Maybe. You first.