WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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No shit Sherlock. Did you think I was under the impression that those sad single mothers I throw dollar bills at somehow get pregnant via immaculate conception? Come on man, I’m not stupid, I can see the c-section scars.

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You may wanna lock your bedroom doors when this Santa comes in your home at night….don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Knowing my luck this is the type of princess I’d end up finding after a daring rescue attempt.

I heard the turkey on the chocolate cake was much bigger and once you had it you’d never go back to the white cake.

Well, you’re not quite the compelling character Dexter is, but I suppose those little Snap, Crackle, & Pop dudes deserved it.

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“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…fe-mullets get me so hot and horny.” – said no man ever.

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I get ya girl; some days it just feels like you’re dragging ass…..aauuughhh, see what I did there? Yaaa you see.

Messing around on a shopping cart with your friend….never gets old.

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You look like a superhero hooker. And I should clarify. I don’t mean you have superpowers. I mean you look like a hooker strictly for superheros.

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When rappers talk about their Chevy with the butterfly doors, I doubt they are referring to a Cavalier.

You wanna blame someone for this? Blame Nikki Minaj, she is inspiring all the girls to dress like whores from the future.

Going for the hip new “adult diaper” look I see. Heard that’s only really caught on at nursing homes right now but it’s coming out strong.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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8 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 13, 2021 4:55 pm

What we are seeing are three important aspects of our “society:”

1. A desperate need for attention on the part of way too many people. Andy Warhol should have kept his fucking mouth shut. Nobody needs even 15 seconds of fame, but these folks know that folks will be posting this shit on the “People of Walmart” site, they have zero followers on Tik-tok (or whatever its called), Instasham, etc. so here they are.

2. Mental illness is WAY WORSE than anyone could have imagined. 25 million people voting for Biden (well, it MIGHT have been that many, you never know) should already be enough of an indicator of that, but most of those folks hide it well, while these folks clearly don’t.

3. Alzheimer’s and other dementias are far more rampant in our society than we appreciate. Yes, we have a man pretending to be president who is clearly suffering from one or more of the dementias, but Walmart must have a special kind of attraction for those that have not been wisely prevented from leaving the house by their loved ones. (And before you give me any shit about how serious Alz, etc. is, my mother and mother in law both passed away from it and I absolutely know how horrible it is).

Falconflight
Falconflight
  MrLiberty
February 13, 2021 6:43 pm

4. Immoral and amoral people; towit; unvirtuous.

Ghost
Ghost
  MrLiberty
February 13, 2021 7:10 pm

Interesting observations, but I really do think the numbers are probably reversed and 74 million for Biden and 80+ million for He Who Must Not Be Named as elected.

My father died of Alzheimers’ and the family allowed him to make important decisions that were tragic for he and my mother. They acted like they thought he was some sort of god and because his world had shrank to the view from his corner (of the farmhouse), he was no longer able to see the big picture.

Sort of like having a senile president coming out of the basement to sign a few documents a couple times a day, unable to do more than read the cue cards and teleprompter.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Ghost
February 13, 2021 10:40 pm

Did you misread my number? I said 25 million for Biden (and was generous). I have generally rounded to 80,000,000 for Trump, but my point was about Biden’s numbers possibly being THAT LOW.

Ghost
Ghost
  MrLiberty
February 13, 2021 7:20 pm

Mr. Liberty? I cannot believe you missed the obvious pandemic that caused this: Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

I wrote an article here about NPD in our society and on TBP (a fond tease to EC longagoandfaraway). It could probably do with an update and I will link it but I gotta tell ya… that always reminds me of having all my thousands of photos stolen by photobucket, who let me upload them for free and now wants $9.99 per month for me to use them.

I had some really good photos there too.

People are more narcissistic than ever, which is why it was so easy to get people to agree to go into isolation to protect themselves against the viral world. It is a topic worth revisiting and I may tackle a rewrite and this time, I will not be using photobucket!

How to Recognize a Narcissist

Falconflight
Falconflight
February 13, 2021 6:43 pm

Amerika! Land of the Freaks and Home of the Base (not the current perverted use of the term).

Ghost
Ghost
February 13, 2021 7:04 pm

This caught my eye and I had to add my own yellow arrow and add this thought:

Do you feel great sympathy for that child like I do? Do you feel like he’s trying to act like that is not his father?

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Ghost
February 13, 2021 10:41 pm

Are you sure this kid can read? He may not even realize why he should be embarrassed.