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I’ve been up all night. I’m first on FF…..
I got nuthin’.
Then STFU.
Dude! That’s hilarious! I bet that Phil dude is like, OMG! WTF? WADMFCSF! Then he’ll go, SDAMGQDLS.
thx, Odie
Decoys are a great idea for scaring busybodies away. Maybe a decoy Maxine Waters face would work even better.
You might be liable for a death
That could double as a cow patty in a pasture.
a worthy revisit, this one
Best idea would be to ignore the law. Fuck the government.
… and the kids?
Back in the day, the 60’s , we smoked everywhere, grocery stores and banks, shops. When I was pregnant, my obstetrician’s office allowed smoking. Big ash tray on a coffee table, ashtrays off each chair. Pregnant women and kids everywhere. Both my Pediatrician and Ob smoked at the offices.
That was before the Big C scare came along, now I’m not knocking the seriousness of lung cancer but all 3 of my kids don’t have cancer, two of them smoke,they are in their 50’s now. My 2 younger brothers do not have lung cancer.
In a family of 8, none of us have gotten cancer, 6 of 8 smoked for many years. I am 71 and vape with no cancer of any kind. Go Figure.
hat tip to Chief
This one goes better on FF than on Saturday morning’s pics
Hey, maybe decoy fat black asses would work even better than a decoy hornet’s nest or Maxine face in keeping everyone at a distance.
But if it was not in Wally World, would anyone recognize it?
Although a decoy, fat black ass still drastically decreases property value. Hornets are better.
C’mon, man. She’s just gettin’ ready for the anal probe Covid test.
The Bidet Special?
Suddenly, Pink Floyd comes to mind.
Blasphemy!!!
Let’s see….black,ass….yeah, this is a good place for this video. You can thank Knuckledraggin for this:
That just ain’t fucking right
Former pres Obloejob practicing his social and diplomatic skills.
And they call them savages…
I lost track of the number of guys I worked with who liked to kiss ass.
DiverSHITty is strength!
If you stuck a pin in it it would go flying all around the room.
As a Pakistaní pathology resident told us when we made the same comment about a bloated cow lying on the necropsy floor during Veterinary school… In my best Middle Eastern Accent, “You’ve watched too many cartoons”.
she’s trolling for a COVID test
Ugh! Just looking at that might kill someone.
I tried this, but within 3 seconds I passed out from the stink.
You’re supposed to find the buxom young lady and take hers.
She put the part of her panties over her face that is buried in her ass. Ew.
she might know it smells better than the other parts…just saying…ever have one fail the finger sniff test…
did you notice that she was a fla girl?
In a plannedemic, there is NO NEED to wait for Friday to start drinking margaritas for breakfast.
I, of course, condemn Cosby’s crimes against women, but, ladies, if you get me drunk and take sexual advantage of me, I will not press charges.
What if the skanks that show up include Hillary, Pelosi, and that freak show from HHS that used to be Public Health in Pennsylvania? Oh right…you did say ladies.
I’m on my way big boy.
Keep your distance, freak. You make Frankenstein’s monster look like Gal Gadot.
If a man is on the make, the first question he should ask from now on is, “Do you have or have you ever had a scrotum?” If yes, please take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
lmfao!
What if it’s the Walmart SheeBoon?
Stupid kid doesn’t seem to know the rule that when you break a window you better run.
nice save
Save every one you can.
That’ll get the snow off.
Hand-massaged bacon. Anything like Kobe Beef?
Privileged pork.
Baby Bacon Bits!!!!…….YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it out of the pen and it becomes a nightmare to the wilderness.
Yeah, but at the same time, it becomes dinner to you..
Booblehead.
Its funny. They can get people to go to bobblehead night at the stadium, but would it hurt Hooters, the local strip club,or similar venue to make these sorts of giveaways to attract business??
My dog had the same attitude. You tried to get him to do a trick, He’d look at me with nothing but contempt.
My first German Shepherd loved his frisbee. My next two German Shepherds hated frisbees and preferred footballs. You just have to find what toy they like or it will be ignored.
Had a GS growing up that loved rocks. Wouldn’t chase a stick but would dig up a rock the size of her head and carry it around all day and loved to fetch it if you threw it. She was in heaven when we took her to the desert on dirtbike riding weekends.
Its ALL in the perspective. ALL OF IT!!!!
Tag. You’re it.
Momma saved your ass, now finish eating your wild boar.
Ya grabbed the wrong end, Dummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Never thought I’d cheer for a hog.
Creative, but a serious waste of tape.
Tax time.
Potentially a very good way to jam up the shredder to a fare-thee-well
Athens transit system after the banksters got through with Greece.
Bullshit, the Greeks are too lazy. They will wait at home until the gov does something for them (usually at someone else’s expense)
But does it work uphill?
How did the oligarchs forget to automate this?
Chinese women work for 10 cents an hour it’s cheaper than a machine, if it brakes you get another one for free
They’re just waiting for the government to raise the minimum wage.
Was looking for an automated packing gif and found this.
“Son, Papa was a rolling stone…”
Keith Richards has many lives.
Boing 777 over Denver?
That’s all that’s holding the jet engine on.
Nah, that’s actually holding the wing together. You can fly after losing an engine, but if you lose half the wing, you won’t even care about the engines any more…
I am trying to post a picture of the Denver plane on the ground with one engine removed and I am failing spectacularly.
One screw can screw you.
Looks like it is missing more than one screw
It’s even worse when you watch hydraulic oil streaming out.
Quality Control — What Quality Control???
Don’t you know that requiring all of the screws to be properly tightened is a “white supremacist” dictate?
Quality control meets xyz generation or whatever these he/she’s called its self, fkd means fkd.
“Your place, or mine?”
“If you’re waiting on me, you’re backing up. I’m going to your place!”
A truly good friend, is very hard to find…
Can Natasha come out and play?
Probably better off.
That’s cold
They shouldn’t show children getting laid.
I can see her being an egg head in the future.
National Organization for Chickens
Indeed, the minimum wage definitely needs to be raised.
Short people got no reason
They got little hands
And little eyes
Short people got nobody
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
She’s an idiot. She would be an idiot if she were 6’6″. But a truly funny song. The 50s to the 80s saw some great, funny, and quite insulting songs. I miss that.
I love LA
Let’s talk about that $15.00 an hour ………..
I know what to get YourAverageJoe for Christmas.
Kitty’s of the corn.
Holly Sheet
She’s a keeper
A chick a truck and a bike ….. you bet
You beat me to it.
Marriage material.
I most admire the muscles in her ass.
She’s a redhead, so she’s probably pissed at her boyfriend and stealing his bike.
Some gif repeats are worth repeating!
amen, Mix, amen…
don’t ya mean a-woman? /s/
Johnny 5 pointed out these should be called flutterbys.
Our ‘do it yourself’ project this week is how to turn your dead dog into a shag carpet.
(That should earn me some down votes.)
If she kicked a field goal, how far would it fly?
If it was up your ass you’d know.
You may be on to something there.
How’s the weather in the Montrose section?
The bank robber is the funniest. Reminds me of this
or b, you can spend the rest of your life with your wife and her mother.
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a snowboard?
The way the dirtbag is attached.
To the fat, lazy asshole who walked his dog with a drone, pick up the shit on my lawn or I’ll shove that drone up your ass.
Yeah, in all the “automated dog walker” videos, nobody ever cares about picking up the shit….mostly because nobody seems to ever care about picking up the shit.
In my neighborhood I’m one of about three people that walks the dog daily. The rest can’t figure out why their dog are tearing holes in the fences and going off like explosive diarrhea.
Did you see the video of the Bidet voter walking her doggie that crapped in the neighbor’s yard? She took her mask off, used it to pick up the doggie poop, dispose of it in a trash can and then put the mask back on!!!
even better save!
Not that any more proof was needed, but hockey is the world’s most exciting sport.
no argument here, bud.
that said, it just isn’t the same without an arena packed with fans.
Agreed!
No one is chasing a ball, Good chance it ain’t owned by Chinese and the players have the same complexion as I do.
Have all the NHL teams started putting ads on their helmets or just the Devils?
Some teammates just have a liberal mindset.
Someone not going to be happy with so many cat gifs
And then he gets pissed off for absolutely no reason and tears into your hands and face with his teeth and claws…..and then comes back 10 minutes later after you are fully bandaged, and wants it again. Dogs rule.
All they can do is make cute videos.
You still have to pay for litter so they can have the privilege of shitting and pissing in your house, and then there’s no way they’ll ever learn to puke in that same damned box.
I’m deathly allergic to cats….so yay! But my wife’s who thing on cats is that she is not having some animal freely pissing and shitting in the house. And worse, after they get done walking in all of it, they jump up on your tables and counters and you might not even know. Cats are in no way domesticated. They are just tolerating the confinement until the uprising. Dogs are happy as shit to live indoors and get our love and care.
for the win!!!!
Newest Democrat plan is to start punishing white males for being white males when they’re very young.
The kid got whacked, but what’s with the idiots in the background?
They set him up and are falling down laughing their asses off.
I will let Bob P to do that one
Dangerous pussy.
I find it somewhat less enjoyable when the pussy has fangs, but that won’t stop me.
It will puke it up later on the dirty jeans you left on the floor.
Synopsis; pussy like dick just as much as dick like pussy.
Bledmill at best, deadmill at worst.
Steeeeeerike!
Separate nations.
They can’t get enough white pussy.
Mayor of Houston likes White pussy, as long as it’s male.
I’d been on his ass like white on a Whirlpool.
White washing machines are raysis, but it’s okay because there’s a black agitator inside each one.
That quacked me up.
If one were to look up “Happy Duck”…
how could you “down” vote this one?
I once bought several baby ducks and went to the trouble of buying them one of those kiddie sized swimming pools which I buried in the ground and filled with fresh water. When I gently put the ducks in the water, they freaked out, began quacking like crazy and every last one exited the pool and refused to go anywhere near it ever again. However, the stupid things would jump in their water bowl and make a mess of it every day.
Wrong end, Bubba!!!
Two of my least favorite critters in a single post…
Aunt Jemima is back!
Come on, BP…you’re slipping…this one has loads of potential for witty quips
I agree, but there’s just so much to comment on, if I can’t think of something pretty much right away I move on. This isn’t to criticize nkit, Cow Doc, Suds, MrLiberty, and, of course, Jim. They must spend a fair bit of time weekly to find pictures and gifs to make us laugh, and they deserve a great deal of credit. But, there’s so much material, those of us who comment have to give short shrift to some posts that have a lot of potential for humour.
Mr. P hyperbole…
https://tenor.com/view/funny-lips-silly-make-face-gif
Don’t rub the situation…
We can lick this problem…
Camel toe Not camel tongue.
giraffe tongues are purple
The way she tolerated it, she thought it was black
She’s resisting the urge to tongue him back.
Common Core math award winner.
I guess the limey was stronger than the chink in this one.
Can’t deny that whoever thought that one up is very clever.
I would have written ‘666’.
I would have written “White Power”
I picked up on that!
Gremlins, the movie.
You have to keep the force vectors shifting.
Cow Doc tried this with less success. Services will be held next Tuesday.
An udder loss to us all.
Shit…I can’t even do a simple somersault anymore. I also stay off of roofs and ladders…I still have screws and a plate in my left wrist from the last time I tried coming down off a roof with a ladder.
Good thing it wasn’t your right wrist.
Actually was good since I am right handed I’d have really been up shitcreek without a paddle
Nothing wrong with, “The Stranger”
This clown couldn’t tell you the time from an analog clock, we geezers should enjoy knowing heaven has a gate.
If only they had crome-plated trees in the Amazon.
Macaw;
Macaw’s average lifespan in the wild is up to 60 years.
Macaws are social birds that often gather in flocks of 10 to 30 individuals.
Macaws typically mate for life. They not only breed with, but also share food with their mates and enjoy mutual grooming.
The bond is so strong that even when the pair flies with a large flock, the two stay close together,
with their wings almost touching.
good stuff, Mix…
Every kid trying to deal with teachers that clearly hate them and don’t know how to conduct on-line schooling.
A shining example of their productivity.
I’d have a more favorable outlook if they actually caught rodents.
Wow, my last girlfriend.
narcatlepsy
Haha! That was cute. Now try hosing it down.
I’m deathly allergic, but I don’t quite hate them as much as you….clearly.
Don’t worry, they will teach you.