Ten years ago I told you curs to invest in Amazon. You’d be millionaires (like myself) today, but you just laughed at me. Here’s your last chance to make a bundle of cash … invest in S.T.U.C.K.Y. (Sand Treasuries Under Contract, Knockout Yields)!!
You see, honestly …. the world is running out of sand!! And your hourglass of opportunity is trickling away. Act now, before it’s too late.
This is according to a just released report by sand expert Pascal Peduzzi, — a climate scientist with the United Nations Environment Program (UNEP) — who said:
“We just think that sand is everywhere. We never thought we would run out of sand, but it is starting in some places. … it is about anticipating what can happen in the next decade or so because if we don’t look forward, if we don’t anticipate, we will have massive problems about sand supply but also about land planning. He described the global governance of sand resources as “the elephant in the room.”
Facts show that the world consumes roughly 40 to 50 billion tons of sand on an annual basis … which is enough to build a wall 90 feet high by 90 feet wide, and that wraps around the planet every year. That’s a lotta sand! Demand is increasing. (BTW, China consumes 60% of the world’s sand.)
The key factual fearful fact — S.T.U.C.K.Y. only relies on the science — is that the global rate of sand use far exceeds the natural rate at which sand is being replenished by the weathering of rocks by wind and water!
Once again, and in closing … this is NOT more “fear shit” geared to fucking up your day! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF SAND, PEOPLE!!!!
Please send your money (cash only) to Admin, who will forward it to me (after taking his rapacious cut). Every order will receive at no charge my new book SHIT! (Sand, Hidden Insane Treasure!)
Your Servant and Stewart of God’s Earthly Assets,
SOURCE: The Shit is here (really) but it’s boring as hell
THE END
You my have to much time on your hands. I can sell you some hand time sanitizer to help with that problem.
Give it to nkit, and a few others, on Friday Fail.
Only five easy payments of $19.95, while supplies last.
Mud is where the big bucks will be made.
Since the chinese are buying the sand there are some here:
https://www.iflscience.com/environment/radioactive-dust-from-nuclear-tests-in-the-sahara-comes-back-to-haunt-france/
Only 28 million tons of sand in the Sahara.. just a few days supply
“The world is running out of sand — and there’s a black market for it now”
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https://www.businessinsider.com/world-running-out-sand-resources-concrete-2018-6
You know why you can’t starve in the Sahara? Because of all the sand which is there….Get it?
What do you call a cat walking on a beach? Sandy Claws…
.Why is a sandwich better than sex? Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?
Very satisfying.
Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel
Great sedimental value.
Why don’t drug addicts hang out at the beach?
They don’t like getting sand in their crack.
What did a pile of sand say to another in sahara
Long time no sea
What do you get when you have three lawyers up to their necks in sand?
More sand.
My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa.
Then my mom hid the urn from me.
Badabing-badabom
Wow! Thx! And in recognition of your amazing s t u f f, I’m prepared to pull some strings and acquire a North Carolina State Visa for you and any immediate family members, in exchange for a nominal sum of $100k. North Carolina is prolly far nicer in most any way than NJ. Contact me ;0
Just $100,000? Sign me up!!
On a more serious note, I posted this today because, 1) the Sand Shortage Shit is real (according to a UN dikhead) and, 2) it jives nicely with the recent and current threads about the use of F.E.A.R. to fuck with our heads.
I’m afraid (ha ha) that these assholes will NEVER run out of fear motifs.
Did I say the visa is for NC? Fear is the most powerful force in shaping human behavior, and as we all know as guests of TBP, the average denizen is clueless and/or willfully in denial…and it is a tragedy, mostly for us, because we have a working understanding of the causes and the pending results.
20 years ago I had a bumper sticker made that reads “ If the government is put in charge of the world’s deserts, there would be a shortage of sand in five years.” It took a little longer but good shit is worth waiting for.
Peak sand…..or “pound sand?”
So all the people that I have told to pack sand all these years are gonna be rich?
Wow !! Great tip. I think I’ll buy a few truck loads and hide it all in my attic. There’s no room left under my mattress.
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I’m safely storing all of mine down at the beach.
Watch your mailbox, Stucky. BIG check coming your way. I don’t want to miss out on this opportunity.
The ol’ check-is-in-the-mail trick, eh? I’ve used that one myself on more than one occasion.
Of course, I don’t believe you. Mygirl soured me on such promises … I’m still waiting for my German cakes. Cookies. Whatever.
Mygirl soured me on such promises …
What!?? You cad, you threw me over for Llpoh. You cast me aside like a used tissue so you could yuck it up with, with, HIM….sniff.
THIS is the only kind of cake you deserve…
Damn! One more missed opportunity. To think that I’ve been sweeping sand out of my house all of these years and just casting it to the wind. If only I had created a massive sand collection pit… oh, wait, I DO have a massive sand pit. And not just the one I divorced.
Cool. Now I can go public and sell Tesla – ahem, ur – Sand Lot shares. Thanks for the… heads-up; I’m not sure thanking you for the tip would be wise.
I would buy your SHIT book, but it is only one volume. Make it a trilogy and you’ve got a deal.
Funny you should ask. I do have a trilogy. The first book is FUCK (Fearless Urges of a Coon Killer), … it’s my autobiography. Then there’s another investment book, DAT (Dirt, Another Treasure).
To get them just enter “FUCK DAT SHIT” as the promo code.
Things I have said in the past:
Who would pay to watch tv?? Der
Who would pay a dollar for a small bottle of drinking water?? Der
Finding that I am a day late and a dollah short repeatedly, I’ll buy into the sand thing…..what the heck. How much will this cost me Stucky?
A true seer.
I’ll take a pound of what you got, Stucky.
Check out this brilliant bit of fear mongering from the UK Daily Mail:
“The world is running out of sand: Shortage could mean there won’t be enough to make glass vials for COVID vaccines”
One fake crisis + another fake crises = We are all doomed!
Someone in the fear apparatus should get a bonus for this.
Awesome, the Brits are going to need extra TP
Amen, and AMEN, Mr. Shifta.
That is the sole reason for submitting the post. We are being bombarded by one fake bullshit crisis after another, after another, ad infinitum …. and it’s only going to increase with frequency.
It’s all part of their plan.
Of course, I know we all know this (on TBP, anyways) … but, I thought fomenting fear about some fucking SAND(!!!) is absurd beyond belief ….. and worthy of mockery, as well as laughter.
And as long as ‘Murika has an ample supply of Libtards, we Normals will never be in short supply of mockery and laughter!