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Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a “special” visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he’s doing based on the blurred out segment of the image.

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:00 pm

Missed him. I told you you shoulda gone with the plow.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:02 pm

Ma, it was the best day ever! I not only won, the old white guy I beat died of a heart attack.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:05 pm

You cheated on me then won everything in the settlement, so just finish me off, bitch!

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
March 13, 2021 12:33 am

COVID killed him!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:05 pm

Watch out for your windshield.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:24 pm

She just revealed what his share of the national debt is.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:06 pm

YourAverageJoe’s gate

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 13, 2021 1:40 pm

Pick your cat at a Chinese restaurant.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:56 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:57 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:24 pm

Seriously, who is NOT shocked by the demographic?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:17 pm

I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
March 12, 2021 10:39 pm

first one kinda looks like Piglosi’s chest in the one near the beginning

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:58 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:26 pm

Gosh, if only I had something fast that I could use to chase him. Happy Women’s Month.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:59 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
March 13, 2021 5:02 pm

Security a little slow on the trigger there.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:08 pm

That’s the last time Joe cut off a semi.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
March 13, 2021 12:38 am

I always knew Harleys were tough but I didn’t know they could pull a semi.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:00 pm

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diverdown
diverdown
March 12, 2021 2:00 pm

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.”

“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied,”My point exactly”……….

prester kahn
prester kahn
  diverdown
March 13, 2021 5:06 pm

And one of the reasons they invented DNA tests… and prenupts

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:00 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
March 12, 2021 2:25 pm

Great moment. Look at that smile on Daddy’s Little Girl.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:04 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 11:19 pm

very nice

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:04 pm

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acceptably mediocre
acceptably mediocre
  nkit
March 12, 2021 6:18 pm

Jesus Saves
Moses Invests
Mongols Horde
Oedipus Rex

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:05 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:10 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:12 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 9:40 pm

Never give up hope. Guantanamo flights are at an all-time high.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Doctor de Vaca
March 13, 2021 8:57 am

Cuomo is at step 10

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:12 pm

What the raiders should’ve brought to Congress.

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  Bob P
March 12, 2021 9:01 pm

Noo…. Its what Fred Flinstones great, Great GREAT Grandson drives @ work!!!

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:11 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:32 pm

+100

todd
todd
  Suds
March 12, 2021 3:26 pm

it looks like he has the pre-power slide brake model…and i have to say what is up with the safety strips on the little red wagon…mine didn’t have thos,e i feel my parents let me be endangered a little bit.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 4:29 pm

Could have been me.

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 9:02 pm

BOORRRNNNN TO BEE WIILLLDDDD!!!!!!!!

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:12 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:13 pm

How about, “Just because you are offended, who the fuck cares?”

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 9:04 pm

HEY! Im not arguing, Im just explaining why Im RIGHT!!

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:14 pm

Hey, Mikey, I’m old.

MartelsHammer
MartelsHammer
  Bob P
March 12, 2021 3:31 pm

and no he didn’t die from eating Pop Rocks!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 4:30 pm

I don’t know if you have seen the new commercial, but “mikey” is now a girl.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:33 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 4:31 pm

And some fucking millennial is now doing a half-hour infomercial promoting this “great breakthrough” in green technology….as if, once again, THEIR generation is “saving the planet.”

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:14 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
March 13, 2021 5:17 pm

Goat herder

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:29 pm

No, but it means the end of Western civilization is at hand.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 4:33 pm

Mr. Potato head has ALWAYS been about putting the parts where you want to put them.
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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:14 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
March 13, 2021 5:18 pm

An arm or a leg? Decisions, Decisions

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:18 pm

Now I know how my dinner feels.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:48 pm

“Bad Ass”

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:16 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:16 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:43 pm
Ken31
Ken31
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:14 pm

Didn’t expect to see another Ian Tyson fan here.

Sylvia Fricker
Sylvia Fricker
  Doctor de Vaca
March 13, 2021 2:28 am

Check out Ian Tyson’s ‘Jaquima to Freno’
Best country song ever recorded imho

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:53 pm

What the f**k, don’t hold my beer, give me that.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
March 14, 2021 6:23 pm

Big $$$ suspension, exquisitely dialed in.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:17 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:20 pm

Just wait till they come out of there.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:30 pm

What about me? I don’t matter and I don’t mind.

Mix
Mix
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 9:57 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:41 pm

Look at that husk and the havoc he’s wreaking
The ho’s on her knees for the office she’s seeking
He speaks without thinking
She blows without blinking
They ruin without finking, sminking, and plinking.