Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a “special” visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI. You can probably guess what he’s doing based on the blurred out segment of the image.
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Missed him. I told you you shoulda gone with the plow.
Ma, it was the best day ever! I not only won, the old white guy I beat died of a heart attack.
You cheated on me then won everything in the settlement, so just finish me off, bitch!
COVID killed him!
Watch out for your windshield.
She just revealed what his share of the national debt is.
YourAverageJoe’s gate
Pick your cat at a Chinese restaurant.
Seriously, who is NOT shocked by the demographic?
I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone.
first one kinda looks like Piglosi’s chest in the one near the beginning
Gosh, if only I had something fast that I could use to chase him. Happy Women’s Month.
Security a little slow on the trigger there.
That’s the last time Joe cut off a semi.
I always knew Harleys were tough but I didn’t know they could pull a semi.
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.”
“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor replied,”My point exactly”……….
And one of the reasons they invented DNA tests… and prenupts
Great moment. Look at that smile on Daddy’s Little Girl.
very nice
Jesus Saves
Moses Invests
Mongols Horde
Oedipus Rex
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Never give up hope. Guantanamo flights are at an all-time high.
Cuomo is at step 10
What the raiders should’ve brought to Congress.
Noo…. Its what Fred Flinstones great, Great GREAT Grandson drives @ work!!!
+100
it looks like he has the pre-power slide brake model…and i have to say what is up with the safety strips on the little red wagon…mine didn’t have thos,e i feel my parents let me be endangered a little bit.
Could have been me.
BOORRRNNNN TO BEE WIILLLDDDD!!!!!!!!
How about, “Just because you are offended, who the fuck cares?”
HEY! Im not arguing, Im just explaining why Im RIGHT!!
Hey, Mikey, I’m old.
and no he didn’t die from eating Pop Rocks!
I don’t know if you have seen the new commercial, but “mikey” is now a girl.
And some fucking millennial is now doing a half-hour infomercial promoting this “great breakthrough” in green technology….as if, once again, THEIR generation is “saving the planet.”
Goat herder
No, but it means the end of Western civilization is at hand.
Mr. Potato head has ALWAYS been about putting the parts where you want to put them.
An arm or a leg? Decisions, Decisions
Now I know how my dinner feels.
“Bad Ass”
Didn’t expect to see another Ian Tyson fan here.
Check out Ian Tyson’s ‘Jaquima to Freno’
Best country song ever recorded imho
What the f**k, don’t hold my beer, give me that.
Big $$$ suspension, exquisitely dialed in.
Just wait till they come out of there.
What about me? I don’t matter and I don’t mind.
Look at that husk and the havoc he’s wreaking
The ho’s on her knees for the office she’s seeking
He speaks without thinking
She blows without blinking
They ruin without finking, sminking, and plinking.