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creepy fap ninja Police Are Searching for a Criminal Now Known as The "Hipster Ninja Masturbator"

Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a “special” visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he’s doing based on the blurred out segment of the image.

See more at the Fail Blog

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 3:42 pm

No way this is true. Those phones took only black and white selfies.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:19 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:19 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 10:01 pm

Wow, old-school selfies came in triplicates, who knew?

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:20 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:21 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 2:21 pm

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MistaShapeShifta
MistaShapeShifta
  Doctor de Vaca
March 12, 2021 4:55 pm

Don’t forget the Easy-Outs!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:21 pm

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Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:20 pm

TOO LATE, “THEY” are NOW changing some of the EVENTS and FACTS in our republished CLASSIC HISTORY BOOKS and STORIES!!!!!!!!
Should you EVER come across auto/biographies, first person accounts, histories or EVEN historical fiction 30 years or OLDER…………………………….. GRAB, BUY “BORROW” dare I say (STEAL) it!!! Pass it down to family or friends of like mind!!!

Trevor Adams
Trevor Adams
  nkit
March 12, 2021 10:03 pm

Absolutely bloody right!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:43 pm

Jan 20, 2021.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:45 pm

Who did her makeup? She looks better.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 18, 2021 7:25 pm

I think that you mean “he” or possibly “it’.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:45 pm

Texas installs heaters on its windmills.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:46 pm

Actually she stole her seat in Congress, and she married her brother. She’s a run-of-the-mill Democrat.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 10:30 pm

The Muslim faith is to lie;
Taqiyya

In Islam taqiyya تقية is a form of religious dissimulation, or a legal dispensation whereby a believing individual can deny his faith or commit otherwise illegal or blasphemous acts while they are at risk of significant persecution. This practice was emphasized in Shi’a Islam whereby adherents may conceal their religion when they are under threat, persecution, or compulsion.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:30 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 10:35 pm

Meghan Markle will be Princess Diana 2.o.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:48 pm

Can I still blame Joe for stealing the election?

Huapakechi
Huapakechi
  Bob P
March 12, 2021 6:48 pm

Only his puppeteers .

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:28 pm

Change the month from March to April, May so forth and so on, make dozens…NO, HUNDREDS of stickers and signs! Watch HEADS EXPLODE!!!!!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:35 pm

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Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:34 pm

She’ll be coming around the tree line when she comes..she’l be coming around the tree line WHEN SHE comes…SHE’LL BE COMING AROUND THE TREELINE, SHE’LL BE COMING AROUND THE TREELINE, SHE’LL BE COMING AROUND THE TRELIBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT……………………………………

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 10:50 pm

A-10 “warthog”
The A-10 Thunderbolt II is no doubt the best air to ground support aircraft ever.
Armament
Guns: 1× 30 mm (1.18 in) GAU-8/A Avenger gatling cannon with 1,174 rounds
Hardpoints: 11 (8× under-wing and 3× under-fuselage pylon stations) with a capacity of 16,000 lb (7,260 kg) and provisions to carry combinations of:
Rockets:
4× LAU-61/LAU-68 rocket pods (each with 19× / 7× Hydra 70mm rockets, respectively)
4× LAU-5003 rocket pods (each with 19× CRV7 70 mm rockets)
6× LAU-10 rocket pods (each with 4× 127 mm (5.0 in) Zuni rockets)
Missiles:
2× AIM-9 Sidewinders air-to-air missiles for self-defense
6× AGM-65 Maverick air-to-surface missiles
Bombs:
Mark 80 series of unguided iron bombs or
Mk 77 incendiary bombs or
BLU-1, BLU-27/B Rockeye II, Mk20, BL-755[98] and CBU-52/58/71/87/89/97 cluster bombs or
Paveway series of Laser-guided bombs or
Joint Direct Attack Munition (A-10C)[99] or
Wind Corrected Munitions Dispenser (A-10C)comment image

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
March 13, 2021 9:27 am

About 4 times a yr a pair of these beauties fly out of a base 50 miles away and use the lake I’m next to as a waypoint and literally fly over my house at about 500 feet. It’s been happening for 25 yrs. Can tell when they are coming when I’m outside. Harley’s of the sky..

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Mix
March 13, 2021 5:32 pm

And seeing one in the air, head on can be the scariest sight in the world.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:40 pm

Something doesn’t look right about that cleavage.

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  MrLiberty
March 12, 2021 9:38 pm

Its a trick of light and shadow, something like the “face on Mars”!

overthecliff
overthecliff
  MrLiberty
March 12, 2021 11:06 pm

Need a closer look.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  MrLiberty
March 13, 2021 12:53 am

They’re in triplicate too!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:41 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:42 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:14 pm

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Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:39 pm

EXCUSE moi while I go to the head………………………………………………….

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:43 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:41 pm

It can NEVER get too chilly. Boy I miss the 70s and women’s attire.

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:41 pm

SEE! ANOTHER trick of light and shadow!!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:46 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:43 pm

One regular band-aid and two spot band-aids and you’d cover just about as much.

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:43 pm

THAT top is waayyy too small for ya daarlin’…………Jus get comfortable an’ take it off!

Suds
Suds
March 12, 2021 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:49 pm

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anthony aaron
anthony aaron
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:11 pm

Oh, dear God … she’s got the — lobsters … which are way, way worse than the crabs …

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  anthony aaron
March 12, 2021 4:43 pm

But for way less work, you get way more meat.

Mix
Mix
  anthony aaron
March 12, 2021 11:11 pm

It’s even worse Tony, not crabs, not lobster, but the dreaded Langostinos.comment image

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:46 pm

SPRINGs acomin’ MAINE HAANNNGGGGG ON!!!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:49 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
March 14, 2021 12:13 am

Her red snappa don’t stink!!

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
March 14, 2021 1:27 am

I can’t tell…-I hope you are right…

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:50 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
March 14, 2021 12:12 am

(((jewfish)))

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:55 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 11:15 pm

It’s a YACHT baby!

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
March 14, 2021 6:35 pm

That hadda hurt.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:56 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 12, 2021 4:45 pm

There’s no way his face isn’t caved in.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:57 pm

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Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:50 pm

Not the FIRST time eithier, “THEY” just dont GIVE A FUART!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 11:18 pm

But does she swallow?

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:02 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 11:22 pm

nkit found the “girls and guns” file, nice++.

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 12, 2021 3:51 pm

Um, are you trying to tease me?

Huapakechi
Huapakechi
  Bob P
March 12, 2021 6:53 pm

She’s succeeding with me!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:08 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 12, 2021 8:16 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Doctor de Vaca
March 13, 2021 9:33 am

A mermaid……

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:08 pm

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Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia
  nkit
March 12, 2021 9:54 pm

Its…ITS….BETSY ROSS!!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:11 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
March 12, 2021 11:26 pm

For Mr. P, a loud “high” with a big wave!

nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 12, 2021 3:13 pm

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