MOSCOW—Vladimir Putin has challenged Joe Biden to a contest of wits, strength, and cunning: a stair-ascending contest. The winner of the contest will gain control of the other country.
“Stair-ascending contest, me and you, right now, let’s go,” said Putin as he met with the American president. “He who wins become supreme glorious leader forever of other puny weak man.” Biden agreed to the contest, though it wasn’t clear he knew who this man was or where they were.
“3… 2… 1… climb!” shouted the referee before firing off a pistol. Biden got off to a rocky start as he was startled by the gunshot and scurried off in the wrong direction. Putin, meanwhile, just walked up the stairs. Biden started gaining on him as his handlers corralled him and pointed him in the right direction, but he kept falling over and tumbling down the stairs.
It all looked good for Russia until Putin had to stop a few times to sign execution papers for journalists who criticized him, squandering his lead.
Finally, Biden jumped in a stair lift and started to close the gap, but it was too little, too late, and Putin emerged at the top of the 30-step staircase victorious.
Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.
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The only good thing to say about Biden is he is entertaining.
Elderly abuse is not amusing. He should be back in DE in his basement being cared for by nurses around the clock.
He should be marched in front of a firing squad for his 50 years of swindling the American people.
Hopefully his current and future suffering will be payment enough…..but an eternity in hell (if there is such a place) would also be nice payback.
“payment enough”??? Somewhere there is a line and when you cross it all bets are off. Pedo Joe crossed more than one line in his wretched life. There should be no question that Hell is ready and waiting for him and his soul-if he has one.
If God did not mean them to be sheared, He would not have made them sheep.
something that bothered me about the tripping on the steps clip that i really didnt expect to be bothered by.. when i saw it, my first instinct when he stumbled was an automatic ‘shit is nobody going to help that old man’ and feeling the pain and embarrassment… and its not like i wasnt aware that hes the puppet figurehead of a thoroughly satanic regime.. but that was still my first reaction. this is one of the big reasons these monsters have won so much.. regular people cant help but have empathy, and we have to choke it back deliberately, while the sociopaths blitz right on through.
My guess is that all those nearby were following protocol-wait until The Leader of The Free World gets to the top, then salute him. Nothing in the script provides for stumbling-it’s Air Force One for God’s sake-not a tavern parking lot late at night.
Maybe the real powers were hoping he would roll down and break his neck. The poor thing, a great great man, best president ever, get the Capital Rotunda ready, where is harris.
The steps could have been greased, no messy bullets. Somebody once said the intelligence (now there is a lie) groups had six ways to Sunday to solving a problem.
At what point does Jill Biden and the rest get charged with ELDER ABUSE??
They must have promised her something pretty great to do this to him…..and to us.
Jill likely is looking for some rich guy who got his money honestly.
NO, she’s NOT!!!!
IF she was she would have LEFT sometime ago, the “will” has already been made and SET IN STONE.
Pretty funny.
Appearing on the ‘Dean Obeidallah Show,’ author and MSNBC analyst Malcolm Nance – who has claimed Trump is an “asset” of Russia and even suggested that the terrorist group ISIS suicide bomb a Trump property in Istanbul – hinted the sharing of the video increases the chance of potential violence.
“It’s dangerous because what he does is he makes light of the potential of injuring people,” Nance said, going on to claim he regularly monitors the public communications of “right wing extremists” and predicting how they could be responding to the short clip.
“Some of the forums that are prevalent are gun forums, and let me tell you, you want to see some seething hotbeds of violence, you know, potential violence, and some of these people have long range shooting skills,” Nance said. “And this is the sort of thing that they would, you know, they would see that video and it would turn into a discussion of whether they use a 338 Lapua [long range rifle] or whether they use 50 caliber BMG to get that shot, right?”
In other words “It’s all Trump’s fault”.