MAFF IS HARD

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15 Comments
Mickey D.
Mickey D.
March 26, 2021 4:40 pm

Try explaining the concept of “cooked weight” to half the American population.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 26, 2021 5:07 pm

Hey, a portion of the country thinks that Clueless Joe got 115% of the vote.

Leah
Leah
  MrLiberty
March 26, 2021 8:34 pm

Those are the same people who think he has been around for 120 years. Smh.

Leah
Leah
  Leah
March 26, 2021 11:40 pm

Cool. Thank you for the downvote.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 26, 2021 6:37 pm

I can still remember the taste of A&W root beer served in a frosty mug 🍺. It tasted mighty good on a hot August day.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  TN Patriot
March 26, 2021 8:29 pm

With a Frito Pie. Terrible for you but so yummy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
March 27, 2021 12:30 am

Fritos taste like moldy corn

Leah
Leah
  TN Patriot
March 26, 2021 8:32 pm

I remember the jingle. A&W root beer has that frosty mug taste.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 26, 2021 6:40 pm

Usually, someone who says maff doesn’t know the correct conjugation of “to be” and they will say:

Maff BE hard.

Ed
Ed
  TN Patriot
March 26, 2021 9:49 pm

Most of them just cut the verb out entirely, “Maff HARD, yo”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 26, 2021 7:08 pm

Everybody knows 4 is bigger than 3.
Do you want 4 French fries or 3? Duh!

Mickey D.
Mickey D.
  Anonymous
March 26, 2021 7:22 pm

Half the country never understood fractions.

Fozzy Bear
Fozzy Bear
March 26, 2021 11:39 pm

I’ve never even seen an A&W in the continental US, I was surprised when I just looked it up and saw that there are a couple within an hour’s drive, but I’d pass half a dozen McDonald’s on the way there.
The one time I stopped at an A&W in Canada was because they advertised an all day breakfast. When I ordered bacon and eggs they said no because after 10AM they only offered “breakfast sandwiches”, so I left and went to a local diner instead.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Fozzy Bear
March 26, 2021 11:58 pm

We never had AC when I was a kid. When we went to an A & W drive-in it was only when it was so hot that we were about to melt. We sat in the station wagon (again, no AC) and they hooked trays to the windows. The ice cold glass mugs of root beer were so good you’d even forget your annoying brothers.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Iska Waran
March 27, 2021 8:28 am

Sounds just like my visits, but it was annoying sisters. The back of the wagon was my spot.