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Somebody was asking about the perfect location the other day.
I’m in the Newmarket Health Centre, just north of Toronto. To visit me, enter through the ball sack, proceed through the dick . . . What do you mean you’re not coming?
It’s not wheelchair accessible. Call the government!
You’ve got to have real real faith to get inside this church
Thank goodness he didn’t use an electric chainsaw…
So that’s where they get maple syrup.
YourAverageJoe, congrats on your new job chauffeuring Bill Gates’s cat
That was funny!
Yes. It. Does!
Too late for the duct tape.
YourAverageJoe to nkits’ gif really means…
No goal! It hit the post.
Joe biden says you can get one at any gun show – no background check required.
Does the 2nd amend. include these? I do hope so. My neighbors suck shit.
only once would a neighbour report me for having a backyard BBQ….
Either the Rangers don’t need a goalie or the Devils need better forwards.
now, that’s defense
Agreed. A good defenseman will fill the goal when the goalie steps out, lacrosse or hockey. Takes big cojones because you lack all the padding.
Looks like they needed 1 earlier in the game…
Perfect desk for Antifa, except they don’t read.
The libturds haven’t picked on that yet?
Any student with ADHD is going to appreciate that design.
new design for all libraries in washington DC ?
What a square…
An average question.
Well, I’d call it a fair question.
The image is awesome.
Looks like my cats are going toobing.
Men will internalize their emotions for decades, only to let it all out on the kids in the tube behind the boat.
In Bangladesh, smartphones use the traditional string for transmission.
I used to use tin cans growing up!
Talk about carrot or stick!
Awesome montage
Quick, call Mega Steve Irwin! Oh wait…
Pelican grief
That’s gonna leave a mark.
What a blaphemous so-called joke. No wonder America is going belly up.
Not gonna be the night he expects.
Sure he’ll work the 7-11 till the day he dies, but he’ll always have this.
Missed opportunity
Burn my hair I like that action
Make me look like Michael Jackson…
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DpcPkH9wUXAM&ved=2ahUKEwjb5OXTrPLvAhXIWM0KHYgBD5IQ28sGMAB6BAgDEAw&usg=AOvVaw3WTq7huoDaVZ_lZyu2K1By&cshid=1618012324951
First time I have seen closed door aversion applied to a lid.
How much exhaust is he breathing in. Where’s his fucking mask!!!!
I’d have thought Oscar De La Renta stores would’ve had a fancier advertising scheme.
For time travel to 2022.
I’d go to 2122. Maybe we’ll be through the corona nonsense by then.
No, everyone knows libtards outlaw cars in 2041…
Spot the fake news:
National Enquirer: Aliens have taken over the ocean!
NYT: Biden won the election!
Swing in the rain, I’m just swinging in the rain.
rare megamouth shark
Freaks me out
Not so rare “black-winged angel”.
Man, that is a hot mess incarnate.
Also known as a pelosi fish…
This week Jacques Cousteau visits Loch Ness.
Where is kong?
I told you she had the crabs.
Liberal politicians reinventing themselves with their true form.
Meandering germ fest.
The hiker’s final words were, “I never thought I’d burn to death in Iceland.”
Tardigrade
Oh, tardigrades are my very favourite eight-legged segmented micro-animals!
Rio Grande
Not to be confused with a retardigrade, commonly found on college campuses.
This is amazing imagery. I’ve used electron microscopes and this is hard to do, and more remarkable the tardigrades can survive it. I can almost hear it saying “screw you”.
Our bike company is proud to have the endorsement of BLM!
Weak effort – here’s how it’s done –
Ain’t that what propelled the krauts V1 bombs?
It is irrigation ditch burning season.
Who broke in, Inspector?
We think it was termites.
They’ve being planning this job for months…
The chain is only sitting on the peg beside the door. The door side would simply confuse any soiboi burglar.
a pry bar would take care of that real fast…its just wood
The race isn’t over till one man is left alive!
I stopped riding bikes for 20 yrs bc of the 4 wrecks, 2 of which I shouldn’t be here now. Wrecking on a bike was one of the scariest moments of my life. The guy in the top ctr, I know what that feels like.
yep… couple street bike crashes and to many to count dirt bike crashes… paying for it now that I’m older, knees, ankles and shoulder blown… added to the broken back in logging… so much fun. well the bike rides were at the time before the crashes. The logging sucked but pay was great.
Houston Mayor Turner, after winning the erection.
I’m most happy to check your pussy. Move the cat.
J. Carson said to R. Welch when she asked him if he would like to pet her pussy when she had a cat on her lap.
It was Zsa Zsa.
I saw the episode.
You gotta be kidding….
A f.f. gif of perfection.
Now THAT’S how you face plant.
NAILED IT!!
I’m disappointed. If he’s paying attention only to his phone while riding a bike on city streets, I have a right to expect at least a few broken bones.
Agreed Bob, be stupid, pay to play.
That hurts just to look at. Ankles aren’t supposed to bend that way.
left ankle is a goner…
Did anyone notice that he did the Michael Jackson crotch grab from ramming himself onto the handlebar?
Reminds me of what a deer did to my Dodge Ram a year ago.
The IRS, which now favours dogs over able-bodied white males, has found dogs are more productive than minority hires.