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I wonder if he is going to get the best BJ he ever had for the save, or maybe he ain’t gettin’ any for the next 3 months for the BIG scare?
Will you marry me? . . . A simple no would’ve sufficed!
No, that’s definitely some sibling behavior.
sibling fun
If only the airlines would do the same to all the covidiots just before takeoff.
Uh, I asked for a forget-me-not. You never listen to me.
$89.95
That must be one gorgeous bitch next door.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try again.
Mexican dog?
he would have made it if he was.
*sigh*
Let’s see a cat do that.
Looks like he’s already sustained several blows to the head.
Again, let’s see a #@&!$ do that.
Ok, there are exceptions to everything.
Cat hater above: what now?
Okay, yes, I had beans last night.
Extracted frames with residual honey.
Most impressive. I bowled when I was young and had about a 120 average. My siblings and cousins would meet about every 5 years and I scored a 215 then a 234 over the decades. My skill, out of practice, has lowered, but this is an impressive split.
Oligarchs fishing after they get rid of 7 billion peasants.
Asian carp?
No, Asian crap.
Hand grenade fishery may be useful in this situation.
asian carp
That word is Russian for ‘sea’
monkey spa
Bath time for Houston’s Mayor Turner
AHH…Maxine like cherry blossom?? Yes??
Reminds me of the upper observation platform at Tokyo Tower.
post lockdown crunches
Catnip overdose
So that’s the way to hide my guns from the Dumbocrats
setting fire to lithium
Teslas do it all the time.
magnet through a copper pipe
F.f. joke of the week, we are an advanced civilization. Jesus said : “When two make peace with each other in this one house, they will say to the mountain, ‘Move !’ and it will move.”
Now that bottle can help.
Me: You’ll put your eye out girl.
Her: No I w……ouch.
One of several ideas being considered so fans can get through a basketball game without going into a coma.
In answer to your question, “Does he ever mess up?” just let me say when Jordan takes a shit it comes out of five different holes.
Does he have sisters?
Yep, with five different holes!!
Bean the old hag is a favourite among children in Yemen.
HahahahHHa
Beans beans the musical fruit….
This gif just burns my ass.
Timmy knows dad’s favorite bar.
Sack the old bastard is a favourite among men in Yemen.
Nut meets nuts.
So that’s how Jesus did it!
Moses makes his way through the Brown Puddle.
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
It’s a living, till it aint
Meanwhile in Portland…