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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:40 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 9, 2021 6:42 pm

little short on one end…..

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:40 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
April 9, 2021 1:41 pm

If Jesus Christ was back today, it would meet a woke society:comment image?w=495&ssl=1

Bob P
Bob P
  Georges S
April 9, 2021 3:33 pm

You expect us to worship a patriarchal white God?

You say you’re God and man? What about women? What about the other 65 genders?

Why are all your disciples white males?

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
April 9, 2021 7:49 pm

The sarcasm is recognized and appreciated, but the ethnicity quoted should be Semitic, not Caucasian. And while the “recognized” Apostles are all male, there were plenty of female disciples.

Bob P
Bob P
  prester kahn
April 9, 2021 9:08 pm

Noted, thanks.

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  prester kahn
April 10, 2021 2:19 am

The other ultra-genius of Jesus’ arrival at the place and time is Alexander the Great connected the continents, Rome built the roads, and Christ brought the good news to a pretty cruel world. This is a simplification of course, but the women were the first to discover the Resurrection adding to His elevation of women in general and St. Mary in particular.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:43 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 9, 2021 10:31 pm

We’ll tax the street, then we’ll tax your feet.
John Lennon?

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:44 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:56 pm

Time we do our duty
… We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Thomas Jefferson et al, July 1776

Mix
Mix
  Doctor de Vaca
April 9, 2021 10:36 pm

A quick follow up doc, Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Experience has taught us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession, and when the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Mix
April 9, 2021 10:40 pm

Amen!

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Doctor de Vaca
April 10, 2021 7:18 am

Showoff..

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:35 pm

Shouldn’t have skipped those motorcycle lessons.

MartelsHammer
MartelsHammer
  Bob P
April 9, 2021 6:02 pm

Even with rain tires those moto GP races in the rain are insane! Nope, no thanks, not today!

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
April 9, 2021 7:51 pm

Actually, he is making good use of the injury avoidance protocols.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  prester kahn
April 9, 2021 8:27 pm

Agreed, let the bike get the road rash not you.

brian
brian
  prester kahn
April 9, 2021 8:32 pm

They wear leathers with wear buttoms all over them. A friend of mine raced for a good number of years and they were taught to kick the bike away from them. In case it flips from a berm or other kind of obstruction. Best not try to ride it or it could end up riding you. Let the suit take the rash…

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
  brian
April 10, 2021 2:59 am

Yup. I’m always seein ppl wanting to learn to ride by starting out with the biggest thing they can cram between their legs, a 900 lb harley. When it all goes bad they can’t ever imagine when it’s time to “jump off”. Dirt bikes teach a lot. So do PLF’s (Parachute landing falls). Roll, slide, but never hit anything flat or you go splat.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:44 pm

I feel I’m being lured into a trap.
Well, that’s cats for ya.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:47 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 9, 2021 7:52 pm

That hurts just looking at it

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  prester kahn
April 9, 2021 8:45 pm

It walked away tho.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:46 pm

Oh the Humanity!!!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:48 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:21 am

AOC doesn’t make all blondes look smart.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:38 pm

Qualifies for president.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
April 9, 2021 11:23 pm

I bet he can get both hands into your pockets!!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:51 pm

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Doc
Doc
  nkit
April 11, 2021 12:40 am

That’s the Hell Gate Bridge in NYC where it crosses over Randall’s Island. The structure is absolutely massive. Just out of sight at the bottom is Astoria Park in Queens. The very bottom right corner contains just a little bit of the Queens tower. I got lucky parked under that bridge on the Queens side about 40 years ago. There is supposedly a fortune in British gold at the bottom of Hell Gate. The current is incredibly treacherous with sharp rocks just below the surface and very deep water. All of the water from Long Island Sound tidal changes passes through that narrow passage. No one has been able to salvage it (if it is real).

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:40 pm

Canada’s Wonderland reclaims world’s scariest amusement park ride.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:45 pm

Frank, you missed a spot on the 45th cable, about three-quarters of the way down. Go back and touch that up.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:46 pm

Guess the guy had a kidney stone.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:49 pm

Mayor of Houston eating supper.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 9, 2021 4:48 pm

Married life

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:58 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:50 pm

Wow, I had no idea.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 1:59 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 9, 2021 10:52 pm

Definitely a Doc jpg. thanks nkit.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:49 pm

Time to call it a day and head back to the dock and a cool drink.

brian
brian
  Anonymous
April 10, 2021 10:35 am

nah… they’ll go around…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:52 pm

Waterspouts.
Seen frequently on Galveston Bay.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:49 pm

Who would dare strike at the United States with these “men” at the helm?

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:50 pm

And this was 30 years ago.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 9, 2021 7:34 pm

The demons true form.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:39 am

This image is so frightful that I’m afraid to go to sleep anymore. I will never be able to get this out of my head, EVER! nkit, what the hell were you thinking putting this on FF. Have you gone over to the dark side? I hope you can redeem yourself below with your usual smokin’ hot babes and save me by overwriting my mental cache with sexy lady pics. I’ll be waiting. Hopefully not to long.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:06 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:54 pm

Bash his head in

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:28 am

To bad someone can’t pen a tune for him, “Died in the USA”.

The Plumber
The Plumber
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:37 am

He’s not, he’s a draft dodger than ran like a little girl to Canada to avoid serving in the military.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:51 pm

That’s only about 12 people though.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 8:57 pm

I am obtaining bids to replace the siding and facia on my house, and I made it clear to HomeAdvisor and Angie’s List that all bidders MUST employ American Citizenz to work on My Property.
I encourage all Americans to insist upon the same.
Do not hire illegal aliens!
It is apparent this battle must be fought on the Citizen level!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:52 pm

I think that’s hatred’s ass.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 9:00 pm

If I saw someone kill him, I would not report it.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  YourAverageJoe
April 10, 2021 7:31 am

To bad that bastard that stabbed him 35-40 yrs ago hit a rib!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:10 pm

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Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
April 10, 2021 2:32 am

My thoughts on the matter is to have some bubba eat as much bean burritos as he can, declare himself a woman, and unload in the ‘ladies room’. That will change a lot of minds.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:53 pm

Goggles? Sissy!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:54 pm

Not as hard to look at as any of those hosebags.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:42 am

THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED NKIT!!! I didn’t want the same pic from the rear-end view. Geez.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:18 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 9, 2021 2:50 pm

There you are, my bosom buddy.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:42 am

Good! Now you get it.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:20 pm

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:43 am

Now that is scary also. But from a different mindset.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 9:03 pm

I haven’t seen an Elsinor in decades.
Nice adornments.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:47 am

I didn’t know motorcycles came with options. Nice. (nkit…Better)

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:57 pm

Hey, honey, take my hands.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 10, 2021 7:49 am

I see that Kevin faggot is back. (dn vote)

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:22 pm

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Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
April 9, 2021 9:33 pm

Fucking dumb kunt with tramp tickets. Just fuck off skank.

Roger Tranfaglia
Roger Tranfaglia
  Fatman from Oz
April 10, 2021 5:19 am

OHH…YOU didn’t GET ANY?
WELCOME to the CLUB!
NOWQUITUIBITCHN.

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:23 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 9:04 pm

Ahhhhhnumnumnumnum

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:58 pm

Wanna hold my bag?

Zipr
Zipr
  Bob P
April 10, 2021 5:38 pm

I thought Mrs P already was holding your bag Bob

Roger Tranfaglia
Roger Tranfaglia
  nkit
April 10, 2021 5:21 am

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 9, 2021 2:24 pm

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Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  nkit
April 9, 2021 3:52 pm

They need feeding….unless skeletal is hot. Remember, the camera adds ten pounds.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mygirl....maybe
April 10, 2021 12:32 am

The net effect is all we have, and we like it. It’s all fantasy, anyway.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mygirl....maybe
April 10, 2021 7:51 am

So…..