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Canadians hope their new technology will improve their performance in the 2022 Olympics.
Trudeau “quarantined” 2020 model.
A nice Tyrone stopper.
No safety glasses, hearing protection, kevlar helmut and if you not gonna stop Tyrone you can reload your own drum
You’re next!
Next time, make it a cat.
Who knew Maxine could jump?
If the mountain won’t come to Mohammad.
Gotta lose some of this weight before they let me on the gay stairs
Having failed in 2022, the Canadian biking squad returned to the drawing board.
Can you spell CNC.
Back to the drawing board still won’t rototill the garden
Why does my life feel like this?
Slinky = work
Conveyor belt = government
Biff on a box failed too.
When my son was young, around 4, we bought him a Slinky. It might of been a knock off, because we put it on the basement stairs to demonstrate it (I am a skilled Slinky user). It must have been cut too short so it only went down one stair. Then he instinctively gave it kick, it sailed down the stairs, and he said “I got it”.
F.f. logo search fup, I’m underinsured.
Hey that is where I was born, ah, in Hartford, CT, actually St. Francis Hospital.
Where’s your stick, Teddy?
Really, Officer, I haven’t been drinking. I swear Mickey Mouse, Sponge Bob, and some rabbit and raccoon kicked the shit out of me.
The inevitable result of Disney backing antifa.
Furry beatdown…
DC insurgency.
With Biden’s massive giveaways all the unproductive bums no longer feel the need to work, and with minimum wage now at $15 in many states, employers have been forced to find creative means of staffing.
$5.20/gallon here in British Communista… communism… driving everyone to poverty is their specialty…
Ahhh, fond memories of my SilverStreak!
This is why you don’t ask Huskies to pump gas for you.
You post the neatest stuff.
Thanks, Joe. Just tryin’ to set you up with the cat gifs…(:~)
Fingertip injuries are amazingly painful.
Looks like no more driving for her!!
Sissy. Oh, I meant…sissy.
This isn’t child labor, it is just bring your child to work month.
C’mon, you can do better. Just pretend I’m Joe Biden.
That is funny as hell, Mr. L.
Oh! Lunch break.
Aw, c’mon, I wanna see the rest!
Oh, that’s too bad, honey. Guess you’ll have to wait another five years till I save up for another ring.
When memories turn memorex.
Hummingbirds are due on 5-16, if so, it will be the 5th annual on that date, but everything is coming early this year. Lake break-up was 10 days early, year or the cicadae or what?
The classic “If I can’t have it, nobody will.”
I now pronounce you Chuck & Chuck, you gay, racist, privileged, uni-wtf’s.
That’s fun to watch.
Still easier than trying to convince a covidiot he’s a covidiot.
Obeydiots
The sci-fi genre is the best!
July 2030 and the Democrats boast that their Green New Deal is paying off.
Uhm….pussy licking? OK.
The choice is obvious
Don’t worry. He can swim.
I think I’m going to throw up.
White Privilege
Nope. Mohawks.
He’s got hat on…….how can you tell?
Dat little bitch is lookin’ ta get rammed!
Deleted from YouTube because they’re not wearing masks, not social distancing, and they’re both white.
Praying to God the wife isn’t watching TV at that moment.
Bernese “Mount’ng” dog
The Alaskan Friskie. Probably the best breed of Sled Kitty.
Yeah, just try putting a leash on yer cat.
Done; finally! Wait. Where’s Jerry?
Houston’s mayor enjoys hookah diving.
State-of-the-art antitheft device in El Salvador.
Xtreme hookey bobbin
A swing and a miss.
HahJahahaha
Go ahead, jump, you know you want to…
In the USAF they usually have boom operators, to help guide it to the refueling pipe. In the USN the pilot has to do it, which I know from my brother is a challenge.
How baby helicopters are born.
Just looked cool
Wonder if it can do that with mesquite.
That’s awesome
Keep taunting the Bear, Eagle, and see what happens.
“your it”
Cripe, can’t even shit in the woods anymore !!
That would be me.
Yeah…. dummy.
Good. Now, to end this whole charade, add one covidiot and subtract the parachute. Repeat until all covidiots are gone.
Thank you Bob P. Just left the North to live in SC. Not many but I did see a single person, Male, driving in open air Jeep with Mask. Thankfully I do not live in that area.
Childhood movie of Houston’s mayor.
Yep!! Enjoying the fruits of someone elses labor.