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KaD
KaD
April 15, 2021 1:28 pm

BREAKING: CNN Director Caught on Hidden Camera Saying The Network is ‘Trying to Help’ BLM By Only Pushing Stories That Implicate White People

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  KaD
April 15, 2021 5:10 pm

Guess they put a “herding” on his ass…and up in it, too…
Ride ‘m, cowboy,
Yea Haw!!!

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
April 15, 2021 2:33 pm

What a horses ass.

Stucky
Stucky
April 15, 2021 3:02 pm

Rectum? It damned near killed him!

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
April 15, 2021 4:57 pm

I don’t know how many know of Don and Roma. A husband and wife radio team on WLS out of Chicago maybe a decade back. My Dad was driving one of my kids to school one morning and a report came on about a guy in the ER with three potatoes up his keister. He claimed he was hanging drapes naked and slipped and landed on them.
My daughter said Grampa pulled the car over and sat and laughed until he damn near had tears in his eyes.
One of our favorite funny memories about the Old Man.

Ed
Ed
April 15, 2021 8:00 pm

Maybe he tried to return them to Amazon and the customer service rep told him what he could do with them. Just a theory, you understand.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
April 15, 2021 8:59 pm

If he dies you know it will be classified as a COVID death.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 15, 2021 9:16 pm

Was his name Barak Obama, or Joe Biden?

Todd H.
Todd H.
  YourAverageJoe
April 16, 2021 4:14 pm

Richard Gere.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
April 16, 2021 4:57 am

I think the gov has opened the gates to the funny farm.