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Don’t jump to conclusions. In her culture that means, “Have a nice day. . . fuckface.”
Hawaiian good luck sign.
Worst album by Heart. Should have been titled Angina.
By the time she’s 50, he’ll need a forklift.
Meet the ex.
Why did you wait to tell me that till after you licked my face?
Racist dog in blackface
Oh poor boy! That had to hurt!
I missed you so much! Your brother just isn’t the same.
A little too much……
Nice, but not in the same league as a dog reunion.
Cat
Can’t get anything past you, can we?
Enjoy the bait?
Okay, even if this is gay, I don’t blame him.
NOT Celtic Woman.
Don’t waste your time. It never ends up exploding on his head.
Rotties are nice, but for this job you need a Jack Russell.
Relax Joey, let the crow paper do its job.
a democrat
Oh man that had to hurt!
Designed by idiots for idiots
Looks like a cattle grate.
We spare no expense tenderizing our beef.
Yes, I’ll have the squeegeed tenderloin tips.
Try it with Kamala! See what colors she really is.
+10^
Let’s just hope they’re heading toward Washington DC.
Space shuttle Columbia disintegrating
What do NASA and a horny walrus have in common?
They’re both looking for a tight seal.
Reentry
Yer out!
Baseball is for sissies, ask Jacque Plante.
MLB is for un-Americans!
and we’re worried about them attacking us!?
We call him Charlie Chaplin.
Poodloodly oodly how do ooldly doo? ps, you got my stuff?
Setting blind Billy on a blimp was my master prank.
Putting the golf shoes with the cleats on Billy was genius…
Little Jordan found his duck to be both playful and delicious.
My downvote of the day;
“Trotsky meets communism”.
Stupid question of the day: “Should we dig down to see what it is?”
Naah, let sleeping monsters lie.
Gaia
Major earthquake? I’ve seen waves (much lower magnitude) moving through a concrete parking lot while experiencing a magnitude 5.9 earthquake about 10 miles from the epicenter (Whittier Narrows 1987).
a loop of plasma 4 times the size of earth erupts from the sun
Wow, and my TV is made of that.
The Gate to Hell.
superconductor levitates over a magnetic track
S = f.f.
Maff still be hard, yo.
Biden just issued an EO rounding the value of Pi to 3.0. We can all be engineers now.
Only if he could turn 80 IQs into 150 IQs!
I don’t think that even one of those Dominion Voting Machines could do that.
Bernie Sanders being unable to secure the nomination gives up politics forever and becomes Americas region Slinky sales manager.
OK, Bob, this pic. is all yours.
I think I’ll stay away from the chocolate.
Elephants Trunk nebula in 3D
WOW! E T 3d makes me think…
Is that a vagina? The star being the nub?
Playing Hootie and the Blowfish?
Like my dog: Gotta live with them, but can’t kill them.
See, if it wasn’t for my drinking, my family wouldn’t have any income at all!
Then they go to a landfill because China doesn’t want our plastic anymore.
COMMENTS?
She thought the swamp was figurative till she got to Congress.
Dirty girl?
I’d do it.
You’d do it if it has a pulse?
Pulse is optional.
As long as it looked like that and didn’t smell like a rotting corpse.
Is that good enough?
Dirty girl.