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The mirror fold option can be useful after all.
He’s walked into that glass door one too many times.
Well, since nobody else will say it; Now that’s an ice chest!
sorry…
Hot, suffocating ash will be here any minute. Just to change things up a bit, you may not join the evacuation if you have been vaccinated. No sheeple allowed.
All of mankind’s carbon reduction efforts going up in ash.
That’s what fathers are for, after all.
Auto Repair Tip # 177
Don’t volunteer to mop up the goo over-spilling the flipflops.
I want to see how he got it up there to begin with.
I may not be able to tell you what food porn is, but I sure know it when I see it!!! YEAH!!
Mom: “That’s why we can’t have nice things!”
Bill, are you still sure we should trust this GPS?
I’ve always wanted a vehicle with a snorkel air intake. I was at an off-road test track and a guy drove his Jeep across a stream and got caught in the mud (nothing against Jeeps, they are very capable). Anyway, my novice first instinct would have been to shut it off and go get help. I learned that day that it would have been galactically stupid, as water would have flooded the exhaust system from the tailpipe. He left it running, kept the airflow outward, and found someone to pull him out a few minutes later.
How about now, Bill?
4 Point suspensions are awesome
Where is? I want to ride that road.
Just outside Moab Utah. Just inside one of the Arches National Park entrances.
ICBMs are so lovely this time of day.
Seen on a t-shirt: Drawing of a boomer on the surface with all the doors open in front of distant mushroom clouds and the caption “24 empty missile tubes, mushroom clouds on the horizon, now it’s Miller time.”
Mopar
The modern-day kidapult
Drive over the rim to win
The pilot ate at Taco Bell.
Flaming Aardvark.
Las Vegas 1947
It was only whore houses then.
You mean like D.C. is today?
photographer punched in the face by a kangaroo 1962
Photographer’s face, 1962.
Hahahahahaha
Fresh venison for sale.
Two for the price of one!
Damn! I was curious to see if the giraffe stopped with the leaf.
1st model of the USS Enterprise and its builders 1965
And that’s a Ford Galaxy behind them.
I think a 1964, one of my most favorites and a 1957 in front! Two Really Great cars!!!
1964 Chevy Impala in front of those two with what looks like a 1963 Impala parked across the street, first in the lot.
And a pair of my wifes vibrators in front of them!
No follow-thru
Just savoring the moment…
I’ll hold him and you go get the ransom
Lilly Collins – Phil’s daughter
Take me home, against all odds, easy lover, for one more night and another day in paradise.
I like Invisible Touch
Played Snow White in the movie Mirror Mirror. The song she sang at the end was written by her father.
1973
Arnie
Mamie Van Doren with her 1954 Jaguar
more
The resale prices for your neighborhood just went down.
But the real estate went up…
Bathroom vent at Taco Bell
Good parking job at least.
Beautiful Steelhead
and getting a taste for bacon
Kid’ll be lucky if that hog doesn’t rip his lips off.
Can’t count how often I heard, “Wait till your father gets home.”
Go fetch me a switch
One day a bored five year old boy asked his mom for something to do. She told him he could go across the street where they’re building a new house and maybe he’ll learn something.
The boy returned a few hours later and his mom asked him what he had learned. The boy said, “The goddamned concrete crew fucked up the pour and now the motherfuckin’ door jams won’t plumb up. What a bunch of stupid assholes!”.
The mother was speechless and then, trembling with anger, she told him to go to his room and wait till his father gets home.
When the father arrived he asked the boy just what it was he had said to his mother. The boy repeated the tirade verbatim.
The father said, “All right mister that’s it! You go out in the backyard and get me a switch!”.
The boy said, “Fuck you! That’s the electricians job!”.
I’d prefer we draw and quarter them.
That is better than hanging them, but I think being pulled apart by a team of horses is best.
Just zip tie their ankles and toss ’em to pigs. Nothing to clean up afterward.
There’s nothing like the thrill of deep sea fishing, especially when trolling for sharks with live bait screaming and thrashing about in the water. Makes for a very exciting and fun filled day out on the water.