‘All Jim ever wanted to be was an astronaut’: Year-long thread chronicles the depths of COVID-19 fashion and lifestyle

Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Via Twitchy

We’re coming up on the one-year anniversary of this thread being started, but seeing as we just read a piece in Slate about how no one should have to wear a mask outdoors, it seems especially timely. We would have missed out on this fantastic thread by Aldous Huxley’s Ghost™ if it weren’t for Stephen King, who can’t stop complaining about Florida.

 

That tweet inspired someone to respond with a photo of the getup he and his wife have to wear outside thanks to #DeathSantis. The man deleted the tweet after getting ratio’d, but Aldous Huxley’s Ghost™ preserved the photo for his thread of life during the coronavirus:

We won’t get to every post in the thread, which starts here, but we’ll try to give you the highlights.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brilliant.

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7 Comments
aka.attrition
aka.attrition
April 18, 2021 1:37 pm

There’s no fixing this, we’re done here. Stick a fork in it. HSF is right, prepare for a new era because what was will not be again as it was.

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
April 18, 2021 1:48 pm

For some reason this did not make the Sunday Morning Classics, possibly because the featured instrument was not a Stradivarius ukulele, but it is timely.

Melty
Melty
April 18, 2021 2:08 pm

Giant Meteor please take them away. What a bunch of idiots and sheep. Disgusting. But none are as disgusting as Kind

bigfoot
bigfoot
April 18, 2021 6:44 pm

I first laughed and laughed at the absurdity and the wit. Then I despaired. Clearly, half or more of all humans remain at the lowest rungs of Maslow’s Hierarchy (physiological needs, safety needs, love and belonging needs, esteem needs, and self-actualization needs). Then there is the cargo cult mind-set, the savior belief, the glorification of self, unbridled sensation seeking, the demand for sexual allurement without end, identification with the State, and what goes wanting is self-reliance and the building of wisdom with age, association, and observation. The ignorance all around is appalling.

Commanded by secret powers, tiny people in great numbers are laying ropes over sleeping giants. It’s not Karen who is the greatest enemy, it is Power in the hands of a few. How is this Power to be undone when it is nearly invisible and employs tiny morons to carry out its plans and to be the faces of what half the people see as sanity? The Ghost here uses ridicule in words and pictures that bites the asses of the morons, but what does this do against Power? Are we to wait and rely on morons converting themselves into something sensible before Power can be attacked successfully?

Maybe we should just consider that our condition is fatal, or not, and what must be done is to rely on doing the right thing that is always just there in front of us. This is not relaxation, this is swimming in water whose resistance can either help propel us forward or, if we don’t do it well, drown us. Our destination does not matter, doing what is right matters as this is all we can do moment to moment that does not deplete our resources nor cause us to hope as if we were helpless infants. “Know thyself,” is what every great philosopher has said one way or another.

Jeremiah 17:10

“I the Lord search the heart
and test the mind,
to give every man according to his ways,
according to the fruit of his deeds.”

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  bigfoot
April 19, 2021 1:42 pm

If Jer 17:10 were in effect today, no one here gets out alive. I thank God daily that’s it’s not.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
April 19, 2021 10:52 am

I think Stephen needs a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

MineNotYours
MineNotYours
April 19, 2021 12:07 pm

I really couldn’t follow this because of the ads, they make the page nearly unreadable sometimes.