NASA Releases Stunning Images of Return to the Moon 2.5 Years From Now

Guest Post by Hardscrabble Farmer

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That looks even more realistic than the Apollo mission.

You are never going to believe this, but guess who is going to build the lunar lander for NASA?

That’s right, Grimes’ baby-daddy!

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/nasa-selects-spacex-to-build-the-lunar-lander-for-artemis-missions-to-the-moon

NASA selects SpaceX to build the lunar lander for Artemis missions to the moon

NASA selects SpaceX to put astronauts back on the moon. The space agency announced today that it has awarded SpaceX a $2.9 billion contract to develop a version of the Starship rocket that can …

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She and X Æ A-Xii must be so proud. I know the people paying him billions of dollars for this endeavor must be.

It looks like they’ve narrowed down their search for the next Neil Armstrong-

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49834232968_727bc840c2_b.jpg

She/xe/xer looks like Pete Davidson in a jump suit.

And anyone who doesn’t believe that she/xe/xer won’t be walking on the Moon in two and a half year should be shunned. I mean come on, look at this kickass logo-

https://earthsky.org/upl/2020/12/artemis-moon-mission-logo-graphic-e1607897570199.jpg

That is so totally hot.

And they have a backup plan.

https://www.wnpr.org/sites/wnpr/files/styles/medium/public/202103/48909589121_36d52d194f_o.jpg

They are so totally floating in zero gravity it isn’t even funny. Look at their hair. And their space ray guns.

If that’s not proof that the Universe is 13.8 billion years old you’re in denial.

Science, bitches.

It’s what’s for dinner.

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Just Thinking
Just Thinking
May 9, 2021 8:04 am

I think I saw that video, “Lesbians from outer space” on pornhub.

They were much more attractive.

👻 (ghost)
👻 (ghost)
  Just Thinking
May 9, 2021 8:26 am

Have we lost our “collective” mind?

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  👻 (ghost)
May 9, 2021 8:43 am

Yes.

Resistance is futile.

But the “ray guns” are cool.

I bet they have a box full of “attachments” for those battery powered tools.

RedStateWarrior
RedStateWarrior
  Just Thinking
May 9, 2021 2:22 pm

You don’t want to know.

under-attain the post-american dream
under-attain the post-american dream
  Just Thinking
May 9, 2021 4:58 pm

“But the “ray guns” are cool.”

one of them even became president!

👻 (ghost)
👻 (ghost)
May 9, 2021 8:24 am

The Last Man on the Moon

They plan to send a 3D printer that can print building blocks from moon dust.

I believe it.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  👻 (ghost)
May 9, 2021 8:28 am

Who wouldn’t?

You’d have to be some kind of tinfoil hat wearing lunatic* to think otherwise.

Is Bill Gates designing it?

* see what I did there?

Ghost
Ghost
  hardscrabble farmer
May 9, 2021 9:13 pm

3D printers that process lunar regolith could save on resupply costs for a manned base on the moon, which NASA reportedly been considering as a possible gateway to destinations farther out in space.

“It is an exciting science fiction story, but maybe we’ll hear about it in the next few years,” Bandyopadhyay said. “As long as you can have additive manufacturing set up, you may be able to scoop up and print whatever you want. It’s not that far-fetched.”

And beyond moon dust, the technology could be adapted to Martian soil, for manned missions to the Red Planet. Bandyopadhyay, however, said he hasn’t been able to get his hands on any artificial Mars dirt yet.

I decided I did want to know who was “designing” or dreaming this up. It is a husband-wife team, but not the Gateses.

WSU researchers husband-and-wife team Amit Bandyopadhyay and Susmita Bose were able to get 3D printers to print little moon bricks.
https://www.space.com/18694-moon-dirt-3d-printing-lunar-base.html

Is it just me or do these moon bricks look like like moonturds?

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I do wonder what sort of name Bandyopadhyay is.

motley
motley
May 9, 2021 8:33 am

Pictures! Gotta be real. I believe!

Ghost
Ghost
  pyrrhuis
May 9, 2021 9:21 pm

Ha! An unfair award of a contract to SpaceEx? I can’t believe it! Interesting link, pyrrhuis!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 9, 2021 8:47 am

During the Artemis program, NASA will land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon, using innovative technologies to explore more of the lunar surface than ever before. We will collaborate with our commercial and international partners and establish sustainable exploration for the first time. Then, we will use what we learn on and around the Moon to take the next giant leap – sending astronauts to Mars.”

MartelsHammer
MartelsHammer
  hardscrabble farmer
May 9, 2021 1:01 pm

Well, I actually have clients making products under contract for the Artemis missions….so even though it is all fake, I appreciate your tax dollars on their behalf. LOL. Oddly these folks are not in on the con. I will send them this for a good laugh.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  MartelsHammer
May 9, 2021 6:45 pm

Back in the sixties my mom did bookkeeping for a company called Standard Packaging. They were the ones who made the gold foil for the bottom part of the LEM- or so was the claim.

I remember that mom would bring home sample rolls and she used them for years to wrap Christmas presents (Major Matt Mason was the big gift that year). I opened enough of them so I remember exactly what it felt like. It was a gold colored mylar, about the same thickness as plastic wrap. I’m not sure why it was even put on the LEM.
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What I can’t seem to get my head around is how you could have a rocket fuel propellant come out of the bottom of the LEM and not have it burn that material right off the lander.

MartelsHammer
MartelsHammer
  hardscrabble farmer
May 9, 2021 7:47 pm

Yep some of that stuff is beyond flimsy……” but space is a vacuum” they say, …..yeah, well great but a grain of sand at 25,000mph will wreck your spacecraft and your day.

Hollowpoint
Hollowpoint
  hardscrabble farmer
May 10, 2021 4:30 am

HSF….Plus, where’s the crater under the lander caused by the decent rocket? Why isn’t everything covered in the fine Moon dust when the “Astronauts” are filmed prancing around the lander?
BTW, if NASA wants to send POC to the Moon, then build a spaceship that holds 13 million of them. I’d chip in for that!

Hollowpoint
Hollowpoint
  hardscrabble farmer
May 10, 2021 4:20 am

We all know what this should say: “NASA will land the first woman and first POC on the Nevada desert”. (SNIP)
“Then, we will use what we learn on and around the Nevada desert to take the next giant leap – sending astronauts to the Gobi desert”.
What a total crock of shit. But who can blame the con artist for the con? If you bought the con, it’s all on you.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 9, 2021 9:13 am

They have far better special effects this time, and the plannedemic has clearly shown that people will easily believe even greater lies than they told in the late 60s.

flash
flash
May 9, 2021 9:25 am

African womynz are blazing the trail. We’re so going back to the moon.

President Joe Biden has now taken the push for “diversity” in STEM to a new level. His candidate to head the Department of Energy’s Office of Science, the largest funder of the physical sciences in the U.S., is a soil geologist at the University of California, Merced. She has no background in physics, the science of energy, or the energy sector. She has never held a position as a scientific administrator. The typical head of DOE’s Office of Science in the past has had managerial authority in the nation’s major physics labs and has been a physicist himself, Science reports. The new nominee’s only managerial experience consists of serving since 2020 as an interim associate dean of UC Merced’s graduate division.

Asmeret Asefaw Berhe is, however, a black female who has won “accolades for her work to promote diversity in science,” as Science puts it. Berhe would be the first black woman to head the $7 billion office, and that is reason enough, according to the diversity mantra, why she should oversee X-ray synchrotrons, the development of nuclear weapons, and ongoing research on nuclear fusion.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2021/05/better-learn-to-plumb.html

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 9, 2021 9:40 am

Amerika

flash
flash
May 9, 2021 9:47 am

In my lifetime I’ve known plenty of WWII veterans, and even some WWI veterans who believed the moon landing was a hoax, yet believed that Germany was threat to American freedom. Something’s, no matter how you view them, just never make sense.
The big lie is a big lie too.

motley
motley
  flash
May 9, 2021 9:54 am

I have come to the conclusion the trail of lies perpetrated by ‘our leaders’ over the decades would surprise even the most hardened ‘conspiracy theorists.’

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  motley
May 9, 2021 12:14 pm

change that to “over the centuries.”

mark
mark
  MrLiberty
May 9, 2021 8:24 pm

Here is how they did it…“over the centuries.” since the start…

Pride, greed, and power have driven men to do the unthinkable–including selling out their nations and unsuspected citizens to the most corrupt and destructive “invisible” global leaders on Earth. But how did this happen on American soil? How did the downfall begin and who were the predators that the “land of the free and home of the brave” fell victim to? And is all hope lost?

This book captures details of THE LAST 200 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY that mainstream media does not want you to know. It dissects the “legalized” system of the private central banks that has gone unchecked, and delivers gut-wrenching truths about the real domestic and foreign enemies of the United States.

With over 1,000 footnotes and quotes from former presidents, prime ministers, and state officials, it will equip you with the facts that the elites have covered up for centuries and empower you to stand up for the truth.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  mark
May 9, 2021 10:50 pm

Thanks mark, I read it last year thanks to you.

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
May 9, 2021 9:56 am

We be sending Afronaughts to the moon!

brian
brian
  Gubmint Cheese
May 9, 2021 10:19 am

Wonder how long before the first shooting occurs…

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  brian
May 9, 2021 12:41 pm

Shortly after Touchdown, as they’re fighting each other to be the First Spook on Luna Firma……
Next thing you know, the Historical Revisionists will claim that a Black Lesbian Pangender was the First Homo Sapien on the Moon, enabled by technology developed in Wakanda, and was shot by White Supremacist Aliens for “Landing While Black”…….

BL
BL
  brian
May 9, 2021 8:10 pm

Does anyone here remember the “Send the Coon to the Moon” joke from the 60’s? Or Jose Jimenez who didn’t want any part of going to the moon?

Hollowpoint
Hollowpoint
  BL
May 10, 2021 4:33 am

BL…Yes! I remember Jose on the Ed Sullivan show doing his hilarious bit with Ed playing the straight man.

kc
kc
May 9, 2021 10:32 am

Never been there, and never going to return…. They already lost boxes of the first time they went, so why bother the next journey?

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  kc
May 9, 2021 1:30 pm
Hollowpoint
Hollowpoint
  B.S. in V.C.
May 10, 2021 4:38 am

B.S. in V.C.—-I’ve seen that video and it’s great. The Truthstream media couple hit one out of the park once in a while. How about the infectious laugh that Melissa has? Her and her husband Aaron illustrated how ridiculous the whole Moon hoax is.

Stucky
Stucky
May 9, 2021 11:13 am

HF

You truly are an asshole.

Tell me a story about Life On The Farm. I like those stories.

Ghost
Ghost
  Stucky
May 9, 2021 12:27 pm

Are you having a rough day? How is your Mom?

BL
BL
  Ghost
May 9, 2021 7:27 pm

I sincerely hope that the return (?) to the moon by NASA/SpaceX/Whatever will include Stucky as one of the astronauts. We will be assured of video of his trip up into low orbit, circling the Earff for the proper amount of time and then the big splashdown in the module. Stucky, being the honest man that we believe him to be would at that point prove what many have known for decades. Godspeed Stuck………. 🙂

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
May 9, 2021 12:02 pm

I am not going to believe a word of it until I am certain that the Tesla/US team is headed up by a bunch of paperclip Nazis. The combination of Stanley Kubrick and Wernher von Braun and his Nazi boys did the impossible, really, they did the impossible.

If you have never read Wagging The Moondoggie by Dave McGowan you are missing out on a great read.

Wagging the Moondoggie

flash
flash
  TheAssegai
May 9, 2021 3:29 pm

“ If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered .If it can be written, or thought, it can be filmed.”

Stanley Kubrick

RedStateWarrior
RedStateWarrior
May 9, 2021 2:21 pm

I wonder who the first Lesbian will be to land on the Moon? What a milestone. I don’t think that the Transgender Community is going to happy about this.

starfcker
starfcker
May 9, 2021 2:58 pm

That’s an old picture of Ham.

cz
cz
May 9, 2021 4:59 pm

great post! 5 ⭐️‘s.
scientism, or a reasonable cgi facsimile thereof will persuade many. Someone truly great once said: don’t be deceived. watch and pray.
just last week i spoke with an owner and a manager at a decent size machine shop in the area that are producing parts for space sex. i said with a smile, “funny name, huh?” i don’t think they got it…

i forget
i forget
May 9, 2021 5:50 pm

Saw the flat earth vid a couple days back. That ice escarpment down Antarctica way reminded me of The Wall, in Game of Thrones, & how long I’ve stood Night’s Watch. Once upon a time crampons, an ice axe in each hand, & the call of the wild/ings – that redhead bowess (I like that better than archeress), Ygritte, & her Scottishness – and the necessary bankroll, woulda’ been enough to up & over. “John Galt, I presume?”

A Walk on the Moon…Diane Lane (who I’ve always liked), with Viggo Mortensen (ditto), sampling some missed life before returning to the one that was hit, Woodstock, the mooning of America (& the world).

October Sky…Jake Gyllenhall (as Homer Hickam), born to be a WV coal miner, but likes rockets, despite coal miner daddy disapproval, & has a tragic teacher lady, & nerdy buddies, to help with motivation & winning the science contest & meeting his hero Werner von Braun & eventually going to clip his econ rent coupons at nasa.

Fun, heartstrings, horatio alger, hollywoodeverafter flicks.

Operation Paperclip, Annie Jacobsen’s book, is on my shelf. Has been, for a few years. Scribbled quote, years ago, from Victor Hugo, “It is those books which a man possesses but does not read which constitute the most suspicious evidence against him.”

Pretty sure I can parry that one. Said it before, these people are liars. And worse. If time & inclination intersect, & unsnarling a particular pack of rabid dogs fills the bill on a given day, so be it. But afterward you’ll not know any more than you ever needed to know: these people are liars.

The Name of the Rose smells just as sweet, or sickly sweet, or foul, as any other name. Language of Lies (the original & still the beast LoL…), has been polished, handed down to polishers, for 1000’s of years, as has been polishee ability to swallow.

Squares dreaming of cubic Genies:

Speaking of Jack London…read a teardown of Into the Wild once. The fulcrum was that the doomed idealist, who died in that abandoned school bus up in AK, was largely motivated by London’s unlived scribbling. Is that so? Or just dismiss&indict the dead kid, the dead London, with the broadest brush?

“The Road” (before Cormac McCarthy).

The Adventurous Life and Works of Jack London

And part of what London saw when he was “Pinched” (couldn’t find it online, went back to when I did, ’19, & this trove – a teensy portion – was stuck to it):

Saw this, about Jack London, in a recent LRC piece:

Jack London?

“Jailed, London the future socialist stood by as his gang disciplined a naïf, “I remember a handsome young mulatto of about twenty who got the insane idea into his head that he should stand for his rights. And he did have the right of it, too; but that didn’t help him any. He lived on the topmost gallery. Eight hall-men took the conceit out of him in just about a minute and a half—for that was the length of time required to travel along his gallery to the end and down five flights of steel stairs. He travelled the whole distance on every portion of his anatomy except his feet, and the eight hall-men were not idle. The mulatto struck the pavement where I was standing watching it all. He regained his feet and stood upright for a moment. In that moment he threw his arms wide apart and emitted an awful scream of terror and pain and heartbreak. At the same instant, as in a transformation scene, the shreds of his stout prison clothes fell from him, leaving him wholly naked and streaming blood from every portion of the surface of his body. Then he collapsed in a heap, unconscious. He had learned his lesson, and every convict within those walls who heard him scream had learned a lesson. So had I learned mine. It is not a nice thing to see a man’s heart broken in a minute and a half.”

But the writer then goes on to justify “reframing” (denying) the denial that roots the cause of all the downstream symptomology:

“London insisted a worldwide class revolution was the answer. A century and several gory nightmares later, there are those who still cling to this faith, but only in the West. In the East, even the most ignorant know the survival of his identity and dignity is conterminous with his nation’s. Orwell understood this well. It is the biggest crime to wreck anyone’s heritage in a flash.”

But before all that writer characterizes, either contra all the heritage blather, or inadvertently spills beans on true humanimal “heritage” (albeit whilst incorrectly broadstroking ego):

“London quickly worked his way up the clink’s hierarchy, to become one of 13 enforcers for the guards. This experience alone should have taught him that in all situations, not just dire ones, each man will prioritize his own interest and survival, and that there’s no solidarity among the “downtrodden” or whatever. Orwell’s Animal Farm is a parable about this. Since man is an egoist, power lust lurks everywhere.”

Yeah, writer’s asian contagion may be showing. But it ain’t just Asians got the infection. Nair takes the hair off, narrative – incl “heritage” – glues it back on. Stay thirstily & hairily beastly, my most interesting friends in the whirl’d…that bier commercial.

And then writer concludes with this:

“In the US, at least, this shouldn’t be too complicated, for their crimes are mostly out in the open, and their enforcers appear nightly in your living room, not unlike 1984. As you watch, they cheerfully lie, silence witnesses, mass murder, squander your last cent and dismantle, brick by brick, the house your forefathers built and died defending. Even if all they saw was its basement, it was still their everything.”

More of the ancestor hairy narrative hari-kari (seppuku) . But what caught my eye connects to a snip of dialog from the Peaky Blinders Irish gangster series (Helen McCrory’s in scene, just gone by cancer…but we got helicopters on mars):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZZQVVQUg08

Every enabling\codependent cogdis accommodation, adaption to & embracing of pharaoh – including those renamed\reframed phounding phathers, as well as all their lesser wannabe emulators who build, or join, “their own” gangs – is exactly “like taking bricks out of the wall of your fucking house.” The song is Just Another Brick In The Wall. But the dismantling of individual boundaries – barrier walls – is really a much clearer pic of the process, &\or of humanimal design.

Other people are not, can never be bricks in your house. But, all too many, have never yet stopped pretending to be just such bricks & pretending others were just such bricks. That’s the illusion that sells & humanimal herds will buy all you got. Even this London writer says it without seeming to notice he did. Or maybe he just goes with the rad egal effluent that all unique individuals are merely carbon copies to be writ up & in at pharoah’s discretion.

Gonzo (was a freaking optimist…at least when he wrote part of this): “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don’t see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

Caveat always: manymanymany are already @conception preconfig’d boundaryless, or mostly so…& then the long pavlovian gauntlet, of “hall-men,” to drive it all home(less…no bricks for you! barks the masonry nazi) starts. Cuz ever’body knows the big bad wolves can’t huff&puff down brick…(oh, I gotta’ story ‘bout a pig I chased into a brickyard once upon a time…)

Finally, at the very start of the London piece: “Trapped in intensely mediated lives, we all think we know more as we experience less and less.”

Just so. And the most intense “mediation” of all is, & always has been, “we.” It is dissociation…via association. And the ocean’s just a desert with the perfect disguise above. Hedged Oxbow Incidents forever. ∞

cz
cz
May 9, 2021 6:15 pm

but of course, there’s always risk and long-term consequences with these ambitious projects as well.
take the chinese rocket thingy that crashed into our fair planet recently.
here’s a short news report from a few days ago with HIGH-QUALITY space shots and expert analysis:

Remo
Remo
May 10, 2021 11:09 am

You know how we can tell the moon landings weren’t faked?
They believed in evolution and they believed the moon was 4 billion years old (need those “magic” lengths of time for the impossible to become possible). Now they believe it’s 3 times that old. The “magic wand” has to keep getting bigger.
Anyway, at 4 billion years old they calculated the moon would have 28 FEET of dust on its surface. There’s no water or weather on the moon. Hence the oversized landing pads even though the moon has 1/6 the gravitational attraction. They expected the lander to “sink majestically into the surface”.

There was only about 1 INCH of dust. If the landing was fake, the 28 feet of dust lie would still be believed.