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Just because
Habs are still alive……
Leafs will snuff them out this weekend.
It would be hilarious if the Leafs shit the bed again like they did with Boston…
If the Leafs lose Bob… the next Friday Fail is going to be EPIC!
GO JETS GO !!!!
Still alive!
I was watching the game last night and explaining to my wife that BobP was a Leaf fan, and that you are a Canadian fan. She replied, “I thought they were both Canadians,” and she knows hockey fairly well. Anyway, Saturday’s game should be good.
Habs beat the Toronto Trudeaus in game six overtime on a brilliant shot by Jesperi Kotkaniemi to force game 7 Monday night. I have no dag in this fight..just want to see a game 7.
Yup, in Ontario if Tim Hortons was on a closed street we’d curse and drive a block down to the next Tim Hortons. (Hortons is the ubiquitous donut/coffee shop in Canada. Way better than Yankee donuts.)
Yes, Tim Hortons, a slice of Canadiana that is owned by a Brazilian corporation. Sums up the Canadian experience quite well. Yankee Donuts is actually owned by a Yankee from Massachusetts
For once Nova Scotia is ahead of the rest of us. These are the boots everyone will be wearing once the Greatest Depression really takes off.
Whats you talkin’ aboot Willis! Yous guys are always behind us.. the only ones in front of us are the Newfs.
So what? All men worship pussy.
Now empty my litter box boy!
dogs have masters. cats have staff.
This little snowflake will fit right in in any Western university.
And right up there some idiot got stuck in the snow–
Reminds me of when I was 8. My friend and I got stuck in the plow edge ( brøytekant) when the neighborhood ice hockey rink was plowed. The plowman finished the job before freeing us threatening to leave us there until our parents found if we ever did it again…
. . . and yes, it was on purpose to see who could get closer to the snowplows edge.
Another pleasant Gaza Sunday/yeah pleasant Gaza Sunday-ay-ay.
(That tasteless Monkeys ripoff should earn me a few down thumbs.)
That same thing happened to WTC7 on 9/11 and people bought that it was from a small fire. Deeerp……
American FAIL.
The sad thing is that there is a recording on responder radios announcing the blast countdown, and people STILL believe it was muslims, when it was deep state and zionists- oops, same animal.
That was funny!
Is that building seven falling in the background?
If you expect a poor oppressed black man to obey rules set up by white men, then the race is racist and so are you.
If you run fast enough through them then you’ll make up for the penalties and win…
Darn low hanging chemtrail!
Please, those are a conspiracy theory…
. . . low hanging SOLAR RADITION MANAGEMENT is what that is.
America today.
Only masked, bob. 🙂
America sixty years ago.
These new-fangled shopping carts may save Costco a few bucks but they put hundreds of retarded shopping cart collectors out of work and thousands of homeless vagrants out of an easy means of moving all their worldly possessions to the next corner. They should be banned!
The proper term for the above mentioned line of employment is “push-monkey”.
Shopping cart golf?
Canadian curling team after buying groceries
After failing as a barista his only career options are New York Times writer or Congressman. Poor bastard.
Sadly, congressman seems the most likely these days.
And a masters degree in minority imbreeding relations to boot.
Serves that fucking loser right!
Hey, George, we caught another Democrat.
Those firemen are going to need better PPE than those masks. That kind of stupid might be contagious.
Governor Kemp stands against the wave of election audits sweeping across the nation.
Wiener, Tinder, Friday and drunkenness..
. . . I fail to see the fail here.
Wow, I’m very unimpressed.
Mix was ridiculed mercilessly when he theorized that baby birds cause earthquakes. So sad. Now we’ll have to find another reason to ridicule him.
Watching that eerily reminds of a colonoscopy.
Put peanut butter on your crank and record their reaction.
Bacon
Don’t put it on anything you’re not willing to lose.
Oh well, he doesn’t need the calories.
No trailer parks in sight.
…So the sky just vacuums up the ocean to make clouds?
God playing an April Fools joke…..
They make torque wrenches for that.
That can be calibrated and are FAR MORE accurate than this obviously is.
This is for the kid that is the chainsaw pro (other post).
But he’s probably colorblind, too.
Just tighten it until it strips, then back off a quarter turn.
Huh, and all this time I thought the nut was tight when I couldn’t tighten it further.
Everyone knows when your nuts are changing color, that’s TOO tight…
And when they turn blue, your girlfriend is a tease.
Yet another “smart thing” that makes people more stupid.
Falcon flight
Lazy bastards.
I don’t blame the birds for demanding they put plastic over the seats and carpet full of human residue before they would board…
Glad they got masks on.
This is what I imagine saudi princes spending money one
This seems oddly familier…
. . . a SpongeBob character IRL?
The government will be releasing their files on UFO’s and alien life forms next week.
baby sting rays
Full contact juggling?
next olympic sport. will there ever be another olympics?
Dollars to donuts a medieval background lurks behind this.
I don’t need a measuring device to know how “bent” I am.
$229.99
Or a tailors measuring tape $1.99
Yeah, but can he do sit ups?
Idiot! Do you know what copper is worth these days?
2 cents if that were a copper penny instead of the pot metal ones of today.
Detroit municipal water, Oy.
nitric acid..
nkit- Close to same thing….right?
seems that way..
the Greenland Shark oldest vertebrate on Earth
Older than Nancy Pelosi? Come on!
She’s not a vertebrate.
Serpents are vertebrates.
At least this one is not choking on a moose.
“oh, my aching back, had this crick in it since the juraissac … “
Greenland og GreenWATER?
“The Greenland Shark is the longest-living vertebrate on earth. Scientist have found specimens that were 400 years old. They were alive at the times when Isaac Newton was still alive.”
The closest relative here in british comunista is the six gill that venture a couple times a year relatively close to the surface. Never had the opportunity to dive when they were up but would have loved to. The waters here are deep dark and green, Cousteau called it the emerald sea.
When Shriners get drafted…
“The Welbike – a British motorcycle fitted in an air drop canister for use during World War II”
How many DUIs has he had?
I think if I saw someone on one of these I’d have to punch him.
No way. Think of the Terminal races you could have. Mod that box into something that can motor and it’s almost worth flying commercial again.
under rated comment
Before or after the Grand Tour’s airport race?
First to market actually does make a difference.
OK. Specs are Li ion battery powered 150W brushed electric motor. Top outdoor speed is limited to 7 MPH / 11 KPH on a flat surface. And top indoor speed is limited to 4 MPH / 6.5 KPH. (Gotta hack that). Will handle up to a 260 lb. rider, but really, if you’re in that ballpark or above, you should be brought in on a dolly. An average 180 lb. rider gets 6 miles of travel. Loose the distance and up the speed. Swap the ABS plastic wheels for some H-rated rubber ones. Then look at modding the powerplant. This is right in line with what us geeky MEs do.
If OJ had had one of these he would not have needed to run through the airport.
Those are the pansy european harvesters. This is what men use:
Yeah but, but, but…
. . . our trees aren’t as old and as such much smaller!
Cab view. Used to run one a little bigger than this one in the video. 200 miles up williston Lake in northern BC.
This is what I dealt with. 1 truck load of logs in 1 bite
One down the road from Bridesville, you could buy it and take the family for a spin. Sunday afternoon drive time.
Thank you, nkit, I learned something new. I never knew they harvested elephants.
What? You never heard of the white elefant in the room?
Did you see that? Was that Harry Houdini? I think he was mouthing “mother (something or another)”.
((())) Fish ?
Yes, and a toilet for scale.
Goliath Grouper or Jewfish
A great use for the spare.
C’mon, pussies. Light the rings on fire.
This should be rated x.
Atlas V launch
I was waiting for a goose to get suckered in and have the engine fly apart.
amazing invention at the time.
Then Gates came along, and the guy at IBM who invented this
felt like the Beach Boys after the Beatles / British Invasion swept across the land.
Soon became a relic of the past, and the masses abandoned them.
That would be my dad. He was on the team that developed the selectric for IBM. Best part was never having to return a bunch of jammed keys which was my typical outcome using the regular typewriters.
IBM Selectric. A huge advance in typewriter speed.
Very easy to change the head for a different font.
Unlike the Dvorak keyboard.
I want one of those.
Pffff… I want both.
Me, too, but my wife won’t let me have her.
How is Mrs P these days? We haven’t heard from her in a very long time and some are, quite frankly, just a little concerned.
Not sure. You’ll have to ask the guy I hired.
The gun would be great to have too.
No Coke! Pepsi!!!
But can you Handel it?
All my dog is useful for is a pre-rinse. Sometimes she gets the plate so clean I just put it right into the cupboard.
Me thinks this may be IluvCO2’s house.
I surrender! Do what you want with me, ladies.
The future of Joe Biden’s military
Not a D cup in the bunch.