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Somebody has to be first
Happy Friday
Please nkit, be more sensitive. “Putos” is very offensive to spick faggots.
That’s exactly what I would do as soon as she pulled mine.
Okay, but if you can turn a picture into a car, why the hell didn’t you get me a Lamborghini?
I was hoping for a low bridge.
All you got was a low brow…
Not all heroes wear capes.
is that just a nasty piece of raw fish?
Raw herring. A popular snack in Scandinavian countries. I’d love to try it.
Its pickled
That gull did him a favor
The crowd awaited with baited breath Brian’s signature move. Will he do it? . . . Yes! The ball buster!
They just suck…
That’s some funny shit.
Chomp!
She had it coming.
Can you blow a bubble for me with a delectable brunette?
Don’t spay your animals and they will produce others just about as quickly.
How many models did he have to go through until he finally got it right?
She used to be taller.
Soccer flop…
Tai Kwan Dog.
Rinse cycle.
I HATE getting water in my ear too.
Here’s an otter guy that wants to identify as a woman’s synchronized swimming athlete.
Where does it all end!!!
I think that bear had lesbian parents.
bear is a millennial male
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Good point
Somethings going to get eaten.
Bobble body?
Gyro-stabilized head
Target fixation, or “that fish is in deep, deep, trouble…”
How we’ll be feeding our families by 2025.
Venezuela sushi bar…
“It’s not coming off!”
Well, at least the fat bastard learned he doesn’t need the sledge hammer.
This guy was working down in Miami the other night.
Guess it was too soon, MrL.
Guess so….for 3 so far.
biden will build back better.
I know that wearing gloves when handling food is all about being sanitary, but the blue glove (having worked in a lab with biohazardous materials), just ruins the shot.
Brisket is beautiful.
I thought the mods were cracking down on the porn
Looks like the kind of thing Lisa Douglas would have done back in the 60s. And kudos to all old enough to get the reference.
Shit, now I’ll be singing that awful Green Acres in my head for the rest of the day. Here’s one for you, MrL: Hey Macarena. So there.
Worst of all is “We built this city” by Starship. Sorry.
damn. Dja really have to…?
Here’s one for you: Don’t Worry Be Happy
Made famous by a plastic singing fish on a plaque.
When all she had to do was call Eb…
At least she has a towel handy.
It is now extremely bad form to use the term “towel head” which is considered a very unflattering and politically incorrect term. We should be more sensitive in our choice of words since the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called “Towel Heads”.
Since the item worn on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet, we ask that you respectfully refer to them as “Islamic Sheet Heads.” Thank you in advance for your support and compliance regarding this sensitive matter. 😉
Killjoy thought of the day.
Bret felt good about himself till the ducklings followed their mother across a busy street and a semi flattened the entire brood.
The turkeys from WKRP could have used such a good person.
As God is my witness…
“I thought turkeys could fly.”
We won’t make that same mistake this year. This year we will drop frozen Turkeys.
He’s never going to learn if you keep babying him.
That’s what I was thinking about the ducklings. How will they learn if one or two of their siblings don’t splatter across the pavement?
That a Nazi dog?
Tennessee Walker Coon Hound…
A Waffen Schnauzer.
Palla’s cat has no sense of humor. It lives in the snow at 60 below. It has nothing on the fishing cat, though. One specimen broke out of its cage at night, and broke into a leopard’s cage to murder it.
To market, to market, to???
Bubba caught a ride to the bar
Chicks dig guys that ride hogs.
its an Illuminati cat
Seen those advertised. Nice to see they can actually work.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!
After only 84 minutes we’re already up to our second goal!
Fast food
Double date.
Scrrw the F-15s, every Freedom-loving American needs one of those.
Time to stock up on RPG’s and get one of those of course MrLiberty
Actually, I believe you are “permitted” to own one of these, if you can afford one.
Not the live munitions, though.
I think you can also own the F-15 (once again, if you have the money), sans munitions.
A guy at an airfield I used to fly out of owned a French Mirage.
1/2 hour of fuel cost him $400.00 (15 years ago).
That was his price to experience a near vertical takeoff.
But seriously, under DoD’s 1033 program, all sorts of booya is being transferred to your local Barney Fife.
So when America’s deplorables tire of the current foolishness and step it up a notch, just think of all those toys that await.
And I’m sure that there are more than a few vets that still like to ‘get some’.
If you can find one with currently registered NFA equipment, and can pass the background check yourself, (and, of course, afford the price) you can own a fully armed and operational tank.
Trump’s new plan to stop Hondurans at the border has Democrats up in arms.
Wow, that’s a huge pool. He must be rich.
Sewage plant final digester.
Carnival workers were swimming in the local college’s sewage pond for the livestock back around 1972 until someone stopped them.
African automation. Before we know it they’ll have the wheel.
And I always thought that using a shovel was a one man job. I always used to fill the shovel, too. I had no idea I was doing it wrong. Maybe its a union thing.
Ad-hoc version of the Korean 3-man shovel. (Which can move a respectable amount of dirt.)
Groovy snow, man.
Duke dragged that dead cat wherever he went. It was so cute!
I could watch that all night.
November 3rd, 2020… America checks their newspapers for election results and finally sees how crooked this country has always been.
Reading the J&J vaccine insert.
Fast and Furious 15: Minnesota Drift
Road cleared, solid bed built, time to remove the high spots
Mad skillz.
The cats have been watching too much soccer.
LeBron flop.
“Down goes Frazier!”
I seem to be asking, “What’s the point?” more every day.