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Uh, that’ll be $14.78 plus tip.
Leave the roller skating carside delivery to the hot chicks, like it was originally designed for.
This diversity shit is getting out of hand.
He’s not even wearing a man-kini.
If the world was flat, cats would already have knocked everything off.
The world is flat but it is surrounded by an ice wall so nothing falls off.
It that why this Global Warming thing is such an emergency?
If the ice wall melts, all the water will pour off.
Awww, I got a thumbs down from an indoctrinated fool. It is to be expected, I suppose.
You mean the ice wall’s not real?
How come the water doesn’t pour off?
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They just suck
Second hilarious ass-munch by a cat.
I say, go away, boy, ya bother me.
Looks like it tapped his rectum.
That’s mama coming – just shut the door!
Oompa Lumpa’s making tire chains.
Fat cat
What do you expect? He is sitting around looking at charts all day.
Porn.
Catbert, the evil HR Director.
Why are you playing with my food?
Lockdown escape hatch….
Nice grow hole.
Remember Thor riding his wheel in the BC comic strip?
Gay pride parade?
And as one comedian once said “Since when do the gays get to co-opt ALL of refracted light??”
This a float for one of them fag parades?
Nope. Definitely not gay. It’s a “mister”.
Used to cool air at events via evaporative cooling.
Boris Johnson started young fucking things up.
I think thus dude needs fishing lessons.
Yeah………….just keep poking the bear.
And that’s how Ralphie really shot his eye out.
How sweet!
Scratch!
We need one of those at the border!
Hundreds of them.
Off to the repo depot.
Once the Yellow Pages went bust the fingers lived in the gutter with rats and mice.
Hard to decide which one to shoot first.
I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to serve ghosts without masks.
Guinea fowl hoggin’ the grub
Webster’s sons are just as annoying.
And Pedro never sang bass in the choir again…
brokeback mountain urban version?
ow
Nailed it!
I’ve never seen a mime with such nice tits.
And some serious deep throat.
Even her boyfriend is amazed.
He could see it in the mirror in front of her.
Be funnier if the collar were made of lead.
I still check my plane that way.
Me too! never trust the gauges.
Bullet – best car chase in movies
Well there is the chase scene from “What’s Up Doc!”
If you can tolerate Barbra Streisand.
Bullit. I think that movie invented the car chase scene.
Ronin
“Bullitt” 1968
The world’s only seven speed Mustang…