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need this dog at the border drag out “ILLEGALS” who are stealing our food and $
And for Libs what part of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS you don’t understand
Darwin at work!
Coordination test for illegal aliens.
Normally I get more excited when I see a woman stroke her beaver, but this just isn’t doing it for me.
That’s an otter, not a beaver…
Oh. Normally I get more excited when I see a woman stroke her otter, but this just isn’t doing it for me.
Someone’s impersonating me (or my memory is totally gone since I don’t recall writing this). Not sure why anyone would try to impersonate me. I’m touched.
You two otter stop that
but, but forget the otter, what about her inner, I’ll show myself out
Next she’s going to shave it.
Can I watch?
She’s got the “Fuck it!” gene. She’ll do well.
But she’ll still never be able to pack a car, a suitcase, a closet, etc.
Or parallel park.
Some adults never figure that one out.
Thought it was results of Biden’s cognitive test
Her hair looks like crap.
Hiding it behind the cat didn’t help.
Chuck Norris’s cat.
Checking out the “fit” for later.
Confident cat’ Everyone talks about how relatable dogs are, but cats sometimes look at dogs the same way people do.
Cats were revered as gods in ancient Egypt – they have not forgotten.
This is where that window licking thing started.
Kids at the candy store
More theatrics in soccer than was ever on Broadway.
I hope the a-ole was caught and made to pay for the replacement
The term is “anal retentive.”
He’s probably an engineer. Repurposing the lid as plates, and the bottom as a container. With the added bonus of not getting any dishes dirty.
Whoever heard of leftover pizza?
Most people don’t know this, but cold pizza is a great breakfast food, especially if you are still a little drunk.
My oldest sister used to hide a piece in the fridge so she could eat it for breakfast
Most people who drink do. 🙂
Desert diversity.
That’s a desert? I thought it was a dessert.
I guess it wasn’t so black and white for me.
But I could have sworn it was cut and dried.
Timing is not everything, it is the ONLY thing…
Expect to see more of this as self-driving vehicles take over. When your back itches you have to take action or go crazy sometimes…
Vulcan cat.
“I’m trying to teach him how to play the harp”.
Karma.
Dumb fucker…….double tap!!!!
Watching the dog figure it out
Take your kids to work day at the sewage plant when it’s time to break the scum loose for aeration.
I wonder how they’d score that at the rodeo if he was past 8 seconds before he touched the ground…
Probably wasn’t his first rodeo
You’re whetting my appetite, nkit.
Now you’re really whetting my appetite.
She’s wetting more than her appetite.
Now that was funny!
Where do I get one of those hats?
Off an organ grinder’s monkey.
Solo cups. You can buy them in bulk.
oh the real Magic Carpet Ride
Looks racist somehow…
I had a dog that used to love to play catch at the top of the stairs. I’d throw the ball up and she’d catch it and then roll it down to me like that. Sometimes she’d put the ball down and wait a moment and then push it with her nose. At the park she would go up a hill and wait for me to throw the ball. She’d catch it and then roll it at the correct angle so it would return to me. I miss her a great deal. Thanks for the memory, though. I’d forgotten about it until I saw this.
My sister had a hyper-active dachshund/pit mix who loved the ball. To tire him out I would sit at the top of the stairs and have him return the ball from the bottom – like this dog is doing for himself. Had to watch his fatigue level, because he would go beyond dropping if you let him.
He abandoned his football career to become a transgender pole dancer.
Padded pole dancer.
Trying out the new Velcro uniform.
Chucky’s wife.
Winning long jump at the Special Olympics.
Wuhan takeout …
Peter Daszak’s souvenir from Wuhan.
Bet you my 37 year old IBM Model M ‘clicky’ will outlast that one.
I too love my IBM buckling spring keyboard.
As long as you don’t lose the ps-2 to usb converter plug….
WTF ?
To quote the dad in the movie Ted, “Jesus H Fuck!”
Processing yellowcake in India.
I used to carry my toddlers like that. Not only do they love it, the wife hates it. Win-win.
Plus since they will fit in the overhead bins, they fly for free!
Do you get to stuff them in the sizer box at check-in to see if they qualify?
It’s next on the menu
“That was Bob, wasn’t it? Poor, Bob.”
His body has to grow into his ambitions.