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And we won’t know for sure until we shoot it at a fake president. Now, NSA, I’m certainly not advocating shooting a fake president or anyone else. This is what’s called a joke. Like the fake president.
Jeraldine 89 and Ronaldo 46??? Are they going for the French presidency? Elections are next year they better hurry micron want to keep his job.
So, unless you want me to go on thinking Judy’s husband loves her more than you love me, you’ll damn well get off your lazy ass and get us an even bigger bomb right this minute!
Covid the movie was pitched in 2012 but was rejected as too unrealistic and horrific to contemplate even as science fiction.
We aren’t waiting for 2500 for Logan’s Run. They are actively trying to kill all uner 21 with the vaccine now.
How about the blanket DNR issued by the Brits – good way to get rid of the old folk.
1984 and Brave New World have been moved to non-fiction…
you have it wrong. Idiocracy is here already.
Release the hounds.
I’d rather see a zombie on the other side of the door.
Like Lori Lightfoot?
Trapped, are you saying Greta isn’t a zombie?
I don’t answer questions.
Night of the Living Dead was from years ago.
But if you want to, like, stop the most damaging crimes, like the answer is to, like, disband the entire federal government.
And the justice system is SO BAD he didn’t serve a day in jail thanks largely to Vice President Bimbo.
https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-lebron-james-pulls-over-to-lecture-homeless-man-on-his-white-privilege
The Farce will be with you always.
And if they don’t do it we’ll ban them.
Platforms brought to you by DARPA to let you willingly give up all your personal data to the deep state.
Doc, I hear you write prescriptions for body parts. Can you write me one for a pair of luscious tits?
Don’t you think you’d look kinda silly with luscious tits Bob?
Maybe, but I’d have a lot more fun.
But, but we’d never see you post here on Friday
So everyone wins.
You do understand where orgasms originate, right?
Not sure about our norther brethren, but here in the states anyone can buy a set of tits and large as you want. It looks like Bruce Jenner did.
This one is for Stucky…
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Oh shiit got confused he’s got a smart TV not a smart fridge.
Fuck you, you fag-loving fridge. Open right now or I’ll fuck you up your ice dispenser.
(That should be good for a few thumbs down.)
None yet. Everybody love jizz in their ice cubes.
Watch out for the ice crusher.
Tell me its not coming.
Just that both my parents dropped dead within a day of getting their corona shot. . . Hey coppers, I’m armed with ten Pfizer vaccines. Drop your weapons or I’ll fill you full of spike protein!
Yup, like a bunch of evil Arabs, who couldn’t fly a Cessna, hijacked huge passenger jets armed only with box cutters, eluded the entire US Air Force for 90 minutes, and flew the airliners at speeds that far exceeded their maximum operating velocity at low altitude into skyscrapers designed to withstand precisely such an attack, to carry out the caper of the century.
Ahhh, another one who gets it! Bravo, sir, bravo.
You did forget the part about the kerosene that burns up instantly yet lasted long enough to melt steel beams, while bombs going off on the ground floor and basement, people reported afterward. Oh and the rivers of flowing, melted steel as reported by firemen, oh and…
And if we refuse the vaccination they empty the shitter on us.
Looking at Nancy Pelosi’s face whenever I get hungry.
The PA diet will end up being the most effective. (Post Apocalypse)
Sorry, they are both evil. Trump is just playing his part like he is told.
I wonder if his records for the Satanic Rothschild Ceremony are sealed, too.
He doesn’t have to, he’s the sealer… not the sealee. (I make up words sometimes. Anyhow time for a “pastis”).
No pasties for this Yooper.
I said pastis, licorice flavored drink from South of France
How ’bout having your Pasti with a pasty.
He was supposedly a law professor … how come no other faculty or students of his have come forward to acknowledge his presence there?
The attorney who did my trust had Obama as a guest lecturer at U of Chicago. He told me Obama used the same “I am the chosen one” patronizing tone and style with students that he used to lecture the country with when he was POTUS. What a bag of shiite.
When the experimental jab becomes apparent that your life expectancy is now months not years…
The CDC and the FDA released a joint statement saying that Americans who are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 “do not need a booster shot at this time.”
A 57+ year fail.
Most likely their descendant, unless they’re in the late 90’s or 100’s.
Yup, too late for the guilty to pay–I hope they’re guests of Satan at present–but not too late to hold the CIA responsible and jail the works of them.
And it goes even deeper than that.
There is a video that clearly shows Jackie putting her purse to his head, then a puff of smoke. She offed him.
rumor has it that small hats contain big secrets
TN Patriot, Georges S, and Mix have done a great job so far, but if nkit and Cowdoc don’t show soon, I’ll have to maybe get desperate and find something useful to do with my time.
Hey, darling, you’re way too old for me, but let me sniff your hair.
I don’t answer questions.
I guess Mix isn’t very thirsty tonight.
And the frat boys at that table left a $0.20 tip.
Frat boys usually tip quite well. It’s blacks and sand nigs who stiff the waiter.
She’s a keeper!!
Didn’t his parents tell him never to flip off a monkey?
Mayor of Houston during his juvenile days.
Deadman switch; tick, tock, tick, tock, click!
These idiots don’t realize Trump is wanting credit for the vaccines?
It is all agenda and Trump is part of it.
“You’re his father; tell him it’s time for bed.”
“Are you kidding? Last time he broke my chin.”
His sister will do it.
Usually a bull mounts a cow … but the 1st video/image has it the other way around. I wonder how the bull consented to be mounted by that oversized cow …
I think it was rape.
No, really.
How did that cow get up there?
Ladder? Crane?
I don’t see her swinging a leg and hopping right up from the way she rolled right off.
I think the same thing about these… things I see when I’m out shopping, I’m like, there’s just no way, she’s too fat, how would you — ?
Then I notice she/it is trailed by children (usually of mixed race). And the horror hits me.
Fat drunk and stupid.
No way to go through life, son.
Definitely lifelong buddies.
If you weren’t going to flatten the bird, why the hell are you carrying a tiny frying pan?
Okay if it’s all or none, I’ll fuck the bird.
Would’ve been interesting to see if it coughed up the kid.
Or how how big of a lump he made in the giraffe’s neck.
Gathering food for tonight’s menu at Ding Ho’s Kitchen.
No way! You dindu dat.
CREEPSHOW: The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill
I have never seer a Rose Parade Gilly suit before
Is this the lambda variant found only in South America. When are we expected to finish the Greek alphabet of variants to stop this porn fear?
What a chicken!
Reminds me of the movie ‘Morons from Outer Space.’ The sneeze scene was hilarious.
I still like the nickname “Governor Beetlejuice” for her … or him … or it.
The only way I could do that is if a naked Hillary Clinton was chasing me.
Nah, you’re safe from her, Bob.
From what I understand, no man has ever heard her coming.
The truth is sometimes painful…
Son of Spiderman??
Wow, buddy, that’s quite impressive for a balding little fat shit.
“Don’t judge a book…”…Comes to mind…
It appears that nkit is awol, so I’ll get the ball rolling with this lovely beauty
Lovely but Nkit is here
Look at the time stamps….we were both posting at the same time.
That has to be the most beautiful wedding dress I’ve ever seen. Maybe I should start watching that shitty Say Yes to the Dress with my wife.
Where is her ass?
You’re serious? That is a gorgeous ass.
I always wondered how they bottled cats.
Confirmation that yes, they will fit into a cannon…
Or climb into the bathroom through the shitter pipe.
…and 8 legs.
I said one lick, you greedy fuck!
I’ll throw the beer chic back and keep this one!!!
Linda Lovelace’s daughter
And that, my little fortune cookie, is how taxation works…
She’s got to be a conservative.
That has to be the best magic act I’ve ever seen.