Helping Morans Who Hate America Understand Why They Are Morans

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Author: Stucky

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BL
BL
July 19, 2021 12:07 pm

Speaking of Nazis…… I read today that the French have FINALLY started calling this vaccine tyranny and the monsters who push it Nazis. They are out in force protesting and equating this to the Nazis during WWII. The Brits and Americans should join in as NOW is the time to label this FOR WHAT IT IS. PUT the RIGHT NAME on this NOW….. NAZI TYRANNY.

EDIT: Good video Stucky.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  BL
July 19, 2021 9:33 pm

What kind of assfuck would downvote this comment?

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
July 19, 2021 12:27 pm

Stucky, the word is “moron”. However, you can also use imbecile, idiot, nincompoop, mouth breather, late hatch, half-wit, dipshit, dumb shit, or Democrat.

Georges S
Georges S
  Southern Sage
July 19, 2021 12:45 pm

From what I understand there is a very old story behind the “moran” idiom that is TBP copyrighted. (or it should)

Administrator
Administrator
  Georges S
July 19, 2021 12:55 pm

It all goes back to this dude.
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Ghost
Ghost
  Stucky
July 19, 2021 1:16 pm

If I remember, there actually WAS a brian here at one time.

Of course, this all led to Maroon and once you go Maroon, there’s just no hope.

There is only one TBP Moran although there are plenty of maroons and morons around is how I remember it.

Lots of brian surgeries so I don’t remember so good sometimes.

Administrator
Administrator
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 1:28 pm

I tortured Smokey when he said maroon wasn’t a word.
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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 3:50 pm

I remember you posting a list of definitions before you became a ghost. I was new and it was a big help.

Ghost
Ghost
  TN Patriot
July 19, 2021 4:20 pm

Someone should update this (not me) and while HSF is not on the list, a subtle reference to his moran-ness can certainly be found by the discerning reader.

A Noobe’s Guide to the TPB Lexicon

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 8:02 pm

Thanks for reposting. I have seen a lot of new names recently & they might gain some insight.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Georges S
July 19, 2021 9:34 pm

I thought it was Marc’s last name.

Ghost
Ghost
  Glock-N-Load
July 19, 2021 10:23 pm

Duh…

BL
BL
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 11:19 pm

Hey Mags…. 🙂

pbfurn
pbfurn
  Southern Sage
July 19, 2021 12:57 pm

Uhhh. you may wish to familiarize your self with 21st century internet slang.

Ghost
Ghost
July 19, 2021 12:28 pm

This was so well done, I can’t believe he isn’t being banned. The satire in this is a little too subtle. It sounds like he is speaking truth to power.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
July 19, 2021 1:09 pm

I resemble that remark.

Administrator
Administrator
  hardscrabble farmer
July 19, 2021 1:30 pm

This is you, right?

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Ghost
Ghost
  Administrator
July 19, 2021 2:54 pm

That reminds me of Finnegan’s Wake, before he went full retard.

And we all found out you were moonlighting as a shock jock.

That was a good dose of Hubris for Finnie, I bet.

Am losing my email server and so am unable to log in.

I think this Russell Brand vid might be important.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 9:50 pm

What do you think his IQ is?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Glock-N-Load
July 19, 2021 9:58 pm

He’s pretty sharp, cagey too. He knows a lot more than he lets on about a lot of things but he knows what not to say.

Sartorial choices are a bit odd, but hey.

Ghost
Ghost
  hardscrabble farmer
July 19, 2021 10:02 pm

At least he isn’t in a wig and a dress.

BL
BL
  Ghost
July 19, 2021 11:23 pm

Ghost- I think this fellow will be posted by nkit in the FF collection of flowing redheads.

Ghost
Ghost
  Glock-N-Load
July 19, 2021 10:02 pm

Not sure, but would guess he’s a standard deviation or so up from most clowns.

How’s that?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Administrator
July 19, 2021 2:58 pm

We were both doing a NACA showcase for the South Central block in Houston the Summer of ’94. His agent came up to me right before I went onstage and told me to that I needed to change my name because people confused us. He’d just gone on and bombed- there were probably 3K students in the auditorium- and I went on and killed, standing O, and my agent booked the entire year off of that performance. When I came off stage my rep went up to his agent and said “I don’t think there’ll be any confusion after today.”

To be fair I’d been doing colleges for almost two years straight and I knew the audiences, he was an L.A. club comic who was playing mostly for other comics and industry types. College students wanted someone funny, not some dour guy talking about how bad his life sucked. He stuck it out and finally found his niche with the podcast thing. He had a serial show about his life that was actually quite good a few years back. I’m glad he stuck with it and finally got the recognition he was looking for. It’s a lot tougher business than people imagine.

And I’m really glad I met my wife and then got the hell out.

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  hardscrabble farmer
July 19, 2021 5:16 pm

A perfect example of how some people have to get by on actual talent while others just have the right names, for show biz. Just a quick glance on Paramount Plus’ so-called Comedy movies section shows the following stand-up comic’s specials: Mark Normand, Rachel Feinstein, Nick Morril, Amy Schumer, Ari Shaffir, Artie Lange, Chris Hardwick, Esther Povitsky, Eugene Mirman… I don’t know, it just seems like there’s something in common with all these “comics.” I can’t quite put my finger on it though. I’d be willing to bet the other Marc benefited from this strange commonality in some way.

I’m glad you met your wife and got out too.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
July 19, 2021 9:45 pm

I like him. But I don’t think he’s going to convert any Morans. Morans are too far gone. Sheep on the other hand, they just might hear him.

My apologies to HSF.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Francis Marion
July 19, 2021 10:03 pm

A paradox, itz.

JimN
JimN
July 19, 2021 11:48 pm

Why don’t you write/speak as a normal human being who follows accepted rules of grammar? The word that you appear to be grasping for is spelled “moron”.

BL
BL
  Stucky
July 20, 2021 12:12 am

JimmyN- The first rule of grammar on TBP is there are no rules. Deal with it. And what Stucky said…..

August
August
  JimN
July 21, 2021 9:35 am

Why don’t you write/speak as a normal human being…?

It’s all 6-dimensional grammar n spelling at TBP.