Public School Starts Day With Pledge Of Allegiance To Dr. Fauci

Via Babylon Bee

RICHMOND, VA—A local 5th-grade class started classes this morning by standing and reciting the pledge of allegiance to Dr. Fauci, as is now the cherished custom.

“Ritual is important for a sense of security and normalcy, and also to ensure these kids swear their undying allegiance to Dr. Fauci, who is the living embodiment of science and our hope for the future,” said 5th-grade teacher Mrs. Scuttlebumm. “We will start every day this way until science hears us and saves us all.”

With their hands over their hearts, the class recited the pledge together in perfect monotone unison:

“I pledge allegiance, to the Fauci,

Of the United States of America.

And to the Democracy, for which he stands,

One nation, under SCIENCE, Anti-racist,

With obedience, responsibility, and collective

safety for all.”

Once the terrible pandemic has subsided, teachers will then replace the Fauci pledge with a pledge to Mother Gaia.

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5 Comments
Heywood Jablomi
Heywood Jablomi
August 11, 2021 6:53 pm

Excellent idea! The new Star Spanker Banner honoring Hunter Baiden will help get the message across.

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
August 11, 2021 8:15 pm

Schools are making kids wear masks in California.
This is solely for the cowardly teachers’ benefit.
It’s child abuse. It’s criminal.
This is the devil’s work. And these teachers are his workmen.

falconflight
falconflight
  Quiet Mike
August 11, 2021 8:51 pm

Texas too! Another BB prediction comes true.

Saul
Saul
August 12, 2021 4:08 am

And for a special presentation, Dr. Fauci himself will show the kids how to torture a dog.

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BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
August 12, 2021 9:28 am

Just once I’d like to see a CONgress critter address Dr. Farce as Dr. Mengele…just once .