WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin explained to the press that the world’s greatest military superpower will simply have to cross its fingers that Americans can get out of Afghanistan alive because we don’t have things like planes or guns to help get people out.
“The military would really love to help, but we just can’t,” said Secretary Austin. “Fighting terrorists, securing safe passage to airports, flying planes—that’s just not our thing. We’re more into diversity training and free gender transition surgeries, to be honest. That’s the stuff that’s more in our wheelhouse.”
According to sources, the government is still managing to detain hundreds of thousands of people at the southern border. When asked by reporters why the government has the capacity for one and not the other, the Defense Secretary just shrugged and said “Huh. I dunno. I just work here. Did I mention I’m the first African American Secretary of Defense? That’s pretty cool, huh? I have that goin’ for me anyway.”
The Defense Secretary confirmed they plan to just have the military wait around at the Kabul Airport eating MREs and drinking RipIt energy drinks until hopefully, some Americans show up to the planes thanks to the Taliban giving them safe passage.
“Yeah, we totally trust the Taliban, they’re great guys,” said Austin.
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/us-general-tells-british-special-forces-stop-rescuing-people-in-kabul-youre-making-us-look-bad
If only we never had the planes, etc. to put them there in the first place. I am sure that we could work out a swap – the 10,000 or so Americans trapped there in exchange for the entire Executive Branch and every one in the Congress that EVER voted to continue this sham of a “war.”
According to Tucker Carlson, a USAF LtCol says 1 million illegals (almost all young Black males from the Caribbean) have been flown in the last 6 months (since Biden became POTUS) by USAF transports from Laughlin AFB Tx to other US Bases and then bussed to near by cities (ref Tucker Obtains Whistleblower Report On Military Flying Illegal Immigrants). We know Obama was secretly flying Muslims in at night. So all of a sudden we don’t have the ability to rescue Americans? Recall the POTUS; recall Congress; fire the NWO SOB Traitors Conspiring to make a foreign agency able to rule over Americans; that is High Treason.
If this doesn’t prove the current administration is an “enemy domestic,” I don’t know what will…
And if does not show the average American that he or she is worthless in the eyes of those in government, nothing will.
It is just as children (the American person) has been drug down to watch homosexual predator drag queen story hour (total evil) by their parents (government) and told to enjoy it.
Our government and military and scotus are as worthless as tits on a boar.
Looks like that Affirmative Action stuff worked out exactly as well as those evil white nationalists said it would.
Trouble is it is not funny, It is a disgrace of incompetence, it is a failure of the Administration and people have already died . Many more will Die for the want of a Hard Man.
It probably is the end of American Hegemony because it was once thought the USA was untouchable and infallible but it is now clear it has a soft underbelly of useless people hanging on for sustenance.
This administration must Fall or you will Fall
Truly amazing and unbelievable. The American empire self destructing.
Those are participation ribbons on the right. They give them to all the children in the races now because 1st,2nd,3rd is raaaaacist.
This is what ‘Murkins get for the Pentagram’s $800 BILLION budget: best ever national defense and military global super-power status you can believe in. /s
To Hell with Cooney Boy…