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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:22 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:44 pm

Why don’t the Aussies go rogue and form gangs out in the wastelands?
Like in the Mad Max series?
Looked like fun times.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 2:05 pm

Why no revolts? Because all of the good people who would care are not affected.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:22 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 17, 2021 1:15 pm

Yes, please…

fujigm
fujigm
  Oldone
September 17, 2021 4:51 pm

I enjoy antiques as much as the next engineer, but I need something that can put 600-800 RPM down range in suppressive response.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 8:32 pm

I’d rather do it 600-800m downrange with one they never saw coming, but that’s just me.

GT Void
GT Void
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 10:05 pm

with a 10,000 round drum.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:06 pm

Hey, I think I know what happened to Bill.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 4:52 pm

Watch out Bob.
The man is coming after serial posters on this site.
There’s a limiter now that tells you you are posting too fast, and stymies your creative abilities.
It’s probably a diversity thing…

GT Void
GT Void
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 10:06 pm

blood faced?

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:50 pm

entrails faced.

Steve
Steve
  nkit
September 18, 2021 6:00 pm

Another reason I never date redheads

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:23 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:50 pm

Pigeon FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:24 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:43 pm

That’s some serious torque

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Doctor de Vaca
September 18, 2021 5:15 pm

and traction!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 11:16 pm

Shoulda traded that 10 bolt for a 12 bolt…

Huapakechi
Huapakechi
  Anonymous
October 10, 2021 8:03 pm

The diff held up. It was the axle that spun off.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:09 pm

Canada’s woke army has exchanged gas guzzling Humvees for eco-friendly bikes. Watch out, Ruskies!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 4:54 pm

Obligatory mud FACED! training.
Hardens them up for combat.
and nkit again doubles my fun…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:26 pm

Moon Rover “tires”

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 1:37 pm

You mean moon “rover” tires

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:53 pm

What a shame they will never see the moon…….now the Arizona desert…..

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
September 17, 2021 4:55 pm

Southern California film studio…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:26 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:56 pm

Easy dog carry handle.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 12:17 pm

done that with a snapping turtle but never a dog

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:28 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 17, 2021 1:17 pm

“The Quiet Man”…A GREAT MOVIE!!!…And a worthy ending…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Oldone
September 17, 2021 8:34 pm

She could grab my stick any old time.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:28 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:44 pm

Catahoula

Chuck
Chuck
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:57 pm

That’s a beautiful Catahoula

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 8:35 pm

In my house it’s the whole cat.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:31 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:57 pm

How is that even useful in a soccer game?

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 2:28 pm

Midgets can doo the coolest tricks. Like bull riding.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:32 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 17, 2021 10:09 pm

I’m looking at that blue-fin tuna.

Creed
Creed
  GT Void
October 2, 2021 7:33 pm

Because you’ve never had red snapper

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 2:29 pm

I caught one like that but nobody wants to post those pictures on the internet for some reason.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:33 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 17, 2021 10:37 pm

kingfish?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:34 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 17, 2021 10:38 pm

I’m not looking at the bass.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:37 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
September 18, 2021 8:03 pm

That is one SULTRY woman!!

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:11 pm

Can I lend you a hand?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 4:59 pm

I think she’s got it covered, Bob.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:42 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:00 pm

Is there a doctor in the house?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:12 pm

I have something else to stick in your pouch.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:47 pm

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Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:40 pm

Soldiers in the Lesbianese Liberation Army. (LLA)

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:50 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
September 17, 2021 1:55 pm

I identify as a harvard grad… will they send me my cert??

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:13 pm

Only if you’re black.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:02 pm

Can I identify as black?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 10:57 pm

I’m normally a live and let live kind of guy, but wearing a mask is prolonging this bullshit.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:51 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:03 pm

Can we shoot one and dump it in a dumpster behind a Wendy’s?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:52 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 2:33 pm

They would understand if there was a 33.3 cent piece.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 11:02 pm

“Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?”
“Better make it six. I don’t think I can eat eight.”

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:17 pm

In all these years you haven’t arranged the meeting with Ariel Sharon, Rumsfeld, and Cheney?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:05 pm

Still waiting.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:57 pm

Yet he blindly took orders from the scum that orchestrated 9-11 rather than pulling out his 45 and putting a bullet in all their heads.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
September 17, 2021 5:05 pm

Just “doing his job”.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 17, 2021 10:13 pm

Well, the perpetrators were his own bosses, so he must be blowing smoke up our asses.

Ken31
Ken31
  GT Void
September 18, 2021 2:35 pm

He still got 17 upvotes from people who like to lick the hand of their master.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 2:34 pm

Are you kidding me?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:19 pm

Can’t compete with, “All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 11:07 pm

“Politicians say more taxes will solve everything.”

The Temptations.
Ball of Confusion.
1980.

1980: Dwell upon that.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:21 pm

That’s the most beautiful love letter I’ve ever read. I’m actually tearing up.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:07 pm

Gotta join you, Bob.
The man’s a real Romeo with a silken tongue.
I hope they reconnect.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
September 18, 2021 1:00 am

If you really want to tear up, go stand behind her.

morongobill
morongobill
  bridgeportbob
September 18, 2021 10:48 am

Better hope she doesn’t sit on your face…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:55 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
September 17, 2021 1:57 pm

They’d have to google what that even is first…

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:22 pm

Pull it out; push it in. Easy as screwing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 18, 2021 11:11 pm

Geez, you youngsters.
There was no push-in-pull-out.
All we had was twisting the knob.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:59 pm

Look at you the spoiled bastard with the FM radio.

tabarnac
tabarnac
  MrLiberty
September 17, 2021 4:31 pm

Hey Ole, this one’s got American music AND Finnish music

Anonymous
Anonymous
  tabarnac
September 18, 2021 11:13 pm

We’ve got both kinds. Country and Western.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
September 17, 2021 5:09 pm

Is that what the numbers on top are?
Thanks Mr. Liberty.
I was worried technology was getting ahead of me.
I’ll keep it on the downlow, and upgrade my radio…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:23 pm

I note, as I puke, his dick falls below his boots.