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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:25 pm

Only it would be blue.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:12 pm

Or have 4 small stars by a large star on it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:00 pm

Bet it still runs better.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 12:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:28 pm

Lori Lightfoot is the scariest thing here by far.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 7:55 pm

One freaky looking individual.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 10:25 pm

And Fauci looks like the grown up version of that kid from the St. Judes Hospital commercial.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:01 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 20, 2021 12:15 am

to be accurate–looks like a 707 with winglets—but good on Glenn for doing that.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:40 pm

How flamingos came into being.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:14 pm

Who’s the pitcher?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:41 pm

Has to be in the hardware section.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:15 pm

Pierced nipples.
Fastener section.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:02 pm

At least you won’t be spending money on bras.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
September 17, 2021 8:57 pm

Silicone sealer section
Industrial sized.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 17, 2021 10:29 pm

Definitely a DIY project on the chest build.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 22, 2021 11:30 pm

Bullshit. I only see women like this in Lowes. And only when the Spousal Unit is with me.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
September 17, 2021 8:58 pm

Erecting for centuries….

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:43 pm

Perfect for crossing the border. I can legitimately tell the customs’ agent, “One case of beer.”

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:17 pm

PBR party!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 7:49 pm

PBR? That’s a 99 headache pack.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:06 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:19 pm

Tyrone Jackson.
Dindus gonna dindu.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 11:39 pm

“He fell.”

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:04 pm

Poolside buffet.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
September 17, 2021 5:20 pm

I’d leave the plate and take the platter like the pro above.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 7:57 pm

Gorgeous toe

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 10:47 pm

as in camel

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
September 18, 2021 12:19 am

y’all weren’t supposed to see that hoof….

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:10 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:21 pm

dust FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:11 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:21 pm

Now that’s some air.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 4:41 pm

Just some good ole boys.
Never meanin’ no harm.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:11 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:23 pm

Bogus.
In the movie, society wakes up.
Totally unrealistic.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 18, 2021 2:32 am

Sad, but true……………So……….very……….true.

Ken31
Ken31
  fujigm
September 18, 2021 4:43 pm

The stupid thing about the movie is that a feminist sodomite culture is never going to wake up. Who would want it to?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:46 pm

Christmas present for your favourite cat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 7:52 pm

Duck-faced

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:48 pm

If he’d left home a couple of seconds earlier, no problem. A couple of seconds later, last problem.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 7:53 pm

That’ll teach that dude to ignore the “Falling Rock” sign.

RW8399
RW8399
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:56 pm

We… will! We… will… Rock you!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:25 pm

Just the reaper fcking with you.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 4:44 pm

off the pavement like a trampoline!

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:49 pm

Naet.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:07 pm

Biden teleprompter joke. Just a suggestion for any of you NSA spies that want to pass it along to the white house staff.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:50 pm

Drooling over that fine bum in the picture above, I fainted.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:27 pm

Brain drain?

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:16 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:28 pm

Nice bubbles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 11:01 pm

All four of them.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:51 pm

I’m blacking ou…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 18, 2021 10:46 am

Don’t worry Bob, I got you covered.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:10 pm

We are a nation of 200,000,000 gun owners with billions of rounds of ammo and no patience left…..your call.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:20 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 10:53 am

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:23 pm

Mr and Mrs Liberty
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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:23 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:33 pm

water ride FACED!

A world of FACED! every Friday.
All thanks to nkit’s diligence.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 9:38 am

Boogie board? we don’t need no stinkin’ boogie board…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 10:57 am

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 18, 2021 4:51 pm

That’s gotta be the end of the rainbow.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 11:03 am

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:27 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:34 pm

BASE jump…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 17, 2021 11:49 pm

makes the ole hiney pucker…

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:28 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 5:36 pm

Dindus gonna dindu…
I’d have used a machete.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  fujigm
September 17, 2021 6:07 pm

… or some 220v ac … or a nasty-assed dog … or handcuffs – handcuff him to the doorknob then call ‘911’ …

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
September 17, 2021 8:02 pm

Tony,
Skip the 911.
They always ruin your fun.
The ONLY time you call 911 is 30 minutes after you shot someone.
But only if you hear police sirens in that 30 minutes.
Then call right away.
No sirens in 30 minutes and you’re clear.
Start bagging to dump elsewhere.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:29 pm

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Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
September 17, 2021 3:27 pm

If you want to make a point, first make sure your numbers, math, and facts are correct. Otherwise you lose your audience.

Ken31
Ken31
  Daniel Silvan
September 18, 2021 4:52 pm

Yes

Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz
  nkit
September 17, 2021 4:34 pm

If I follow this the way it’s written the population density of NYC is one person per acre. I doubt it.

Creed
Creed
  Nelson Muntz
October 3, 2021 11:18 am

Everyone gets about 1/2 acre in the frozen tundra state

Huapakechi
Huapakechi
  nkit
October 10, 2021 8:30 pm

Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner. The title Stand on Zanzibar is an allusion to this: in the early twentieth century it was calculated that every single member of the world’s population could fit shoulder-to-shoulder on the Isle of Wight, but given the population growth since then, Brunner estimated that a bigger island, like Zanzibar in the Indian Ocean, would be required

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:54 pm

I don’t suppose you’d fix my pipe?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 17, 2021 5:38 pm

You come around?
Thought I lost you on the last one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 11:16 am

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:55 pm

NIST has concluded that a Cessna does indeed carry enough fuel to melt down the building.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 18, 2021 11:20 am

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 17, 2021 2:56 pm

Missing pancakes.

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:33 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 17, 2021 8:04 pm

What’s on her back?
Road rash?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  fujigm
September 18, 2021 1:13 am

rug burn!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 18, 2021 2:49 am

Who the hell cares !

nkit
nkit
September 17, 2021 1:33 pm

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